The Amateur MILF Society

Your friendly neighbourhood MILFs are back from the dead lads, and we are bringing a reintroduction straight to your ear holes! We are Sinead and Rosie, two mums from Leicester who make this rambly little podcast about our experiences as mothers. This week we cover why all the planes are crashing, child-borne illnesses and the mysogynistic hellscape that is jeans shopping. Thanks for your patience...

Welcome back to The Amateur MILF Society, where this week we're chatting all things Kid's Fashion! Kiddos these days are SO well dressed aren't they? Fur coats, tutus and sparkly rainbow dr martens (oh my). We talk gender neutrality, sustainability and the phenomenon of the sad beige baby and have a little giggle along the way. To keep up with all our shenanigans, give us a follow over on instagra...

Strap in this week friends, for a big fat recap of our holiday to Ireland! Not to show off or anything but it was an absolute joy and we can't wait to go back. Highlights include: the sad/horny musical continuum, sudden onset travel sickness, the lack of hostile architecture in Shannon Town, misplacing a child, holiday cigarettes, the jellyfish pit, blue poos, rain induced overstimulation, the boy...

This week we are discussing all the nuance of screentime, the modern parent's arch nemesis and greatest saviour. Look, we know that the who have decided that screentime is bad but honestly what's a bit of brain rot if it stops us from murdering our children? Also, we have a very important TAYTO TASTE TEST Our next episode might be recorded from Sunny Ireland because we're going on HOLIDAY!!! Follo...

We're back again, and this week we are talking all things Summer Holidays. Our intention was to make an in-depth survival guide so you could have the Best Summer Ever but we realised very quickly that we actually ... don't have a clue how to survive the Summer Holidays without the assistance of day drinking, borderline child neglect and a little mental breakdown to keep things spicy! All we can sa...

We're shaking it up a bit this week lads and we have just a little, informal chat with our friend Tom Crump - An artist, graphic designer, book shop co-owner and all around good egg. We went down to LCB in Leicester for (what was supposed to be) a little interview about this humble podcast, and ended up being a lengthy chat about friendship, creative culture and toxic masculinity. This interview h...

Alright Lads, are you ready for a Hot Chicks Talk Politics on steroids? Well, you've come to the right place! In honour of our impending Genny Lec (tomorrow!) - We are breaking down the main talking points from our leading political parties manifestos, focusing on the policies that affect family life the most We also discuss the policies we'd introduce if we were benevolent dictators ourselves, an...

This week we are so incredibly pleased to welcome The Amateur MILF Society's first ever guest! We got our wonderful mate Connie: owner of Take On Media, social media mentor extraordinaire, mum of two, and all around good egg round for a good old chinwag about the trials and tribulations of raising kids whilst running a business. We've been working with Connie for a while, she's been helping us up...

We're back, baby! (again) We have missed you guys, and missed making this podcast so much while we've been away but we are back with a brand new beautiful logo, and loads more nonsense to chat. It's a bit of a chatty one this week lads, we're just catching you up on what we've been up to, discussing the sartorial downfall of the Adidas Samba, and we bring back hot chicks talk politics! Oh YEAH, an...

Can you believe that we've been gracing your ear holes for a whole year now lads? What a year it's been, full of ups and downs and so much complaining, but it's been so much fun and we love making this podcast for you <3 This week, we are chatting about all the episodes we've made in the past year and trying to see if we can actually remember anything we've been rabbiting on about. If there's a...

Welcome back to The Amateur MILF Society (theatrical edition)! This week, we're chatting all things behaviour and discipline. We cover the difference between the parenting we'd like to do and the parenting we actually practise, parenting styles and the difficulties of gentle parenting when your offspring isn't interested in gentle child-ing. We also (briefly) cover potty training, so trigger warni...

Welcome back to The Amateur MILF Society, where this week we are chatting kid's birthday parties! We dissect and rank all the different genres of birthday parties, from the baby birthday (wonderful) to soft play (hell on earth). We cover the anatomy of the perfect party bag, the politics of the guest list and the nostalgia of a 90's mcdonald's birthday party. We also have an exciting event to anno...

Welcome back to The Amateur MILF Society, where this week we are discussing big bad burn out and the mental load that comes with having a family. Strap in for a rambly one folks, as we are both incredibly burnt out at the moment (topical and on brand of us) and clearly we are struggling to articulate our thoughts in any meaningful way. This is a definite candidate for a re do in the future! As men...

The MILFs are back in business baby! After a very long, impromptu hiatus caused by sick children, our own various maladies and severe festive burnout, we have returned to your ear holes to complain endlessly about our lives again. This week, we're recapping our festive season, from our fabulous live show, to Sinead turning 30, to the New Year's Eve communal apple. It's been a trying one lads, and...

Welcome back to Episode 25 (!!!!!) of The Amateur MILF Society! We discuss future plans for upscaling our live show from small indie venue to arena tour, our future reality TV show aspirations, the enormous circumference of Sinead's cranium and how we desperately want people to buy tickets to our really cool, fun live show on 3rd December at The Big Difference in Leicester because we really want t...

Welcome to The Amateur MILF Society, a podcast in which we discuss all things parenthood. This week we are discussing spooky season, the americanisation of Halloween, a million metric tons of plastic and pumpkin waste, and Rosie's neighbours wholeheartedly believing that she carries out blood magic rituals in the local graveyard. In other news, please head to the link in our insta bio to grab tick...

Hello gang! A quick break from the norm this week from when we went on holiday! Expect a significant downgrade in production quality (this was recorded on a phone, on a creaky hotel bed whilst probably hungover) and an in-depth discussion about the depravity that occurs when you present formerly rational human beings with an all inclusive buffet. Back to normal programming next week! Please do gra...

Welcome back to The Amateur MILF Society! We're shaking things up a little this week and bringing you a series of reviews on some of our favourite children's books, including classics like The Tiger Who Came To Tea and The Very Hungry Caterpillar. It seems however that we are walking away with more questions than answers:Where is the mum in We're Going On A Bear Hunt? Why is the dad allowing his l...

This week, the milfs discuss everyone's favourite digital babysitter - Kid's TV. We pull apart all your kid's favourite shows like pulled pork (v clever Peppa Pig reference there). From our arch nemesis (Mr. Tumble) to our favourites (Sarah and Duck) we weigh up which shows are tolerable from an adult perspective, and which ones get banned from the house for being too annoying. We also take a trip...

This week we're finally onto the topic of school - from picking a school, to playground politics to 'creative differences' about how our children are choosing to style their school uniforms. In other news, we blabber on about the impending arrival of autumn, which we are very very excited for. We'd also like to take this opportunity to remind you that tickets for The Big MILF Night Out are on sale...

Hello gang! We're back in town after a truly testing summer holidays (did you miss us?). Sorry for just dropping off the face of the earth, our children were being rotters for the entirety of the six weeks they were off, but we are making our return to your ear holes with a thorough unpacking of the horrors we have just survived. We chat childcare, panic attacks in lidl and trying to have a nice t...

This week's episode is brought to you by Bitsy's exceedingly good cakes - proud sponsor of our silliness. In honour of the summer holidays, we are talking about holidays! Beaches, camping, city breaks ... when you have kids you can kiss goodbye to the tranquil, relaxing peace of a beach trip with a book and a steady drip of cocktail of the day and you can expect all the stresses and hassle of your...

This week, the milfs are discussing a very topical theme given that we have now entered our summer holiday era (thoughts and prayers are welcome). That's right lads, we are discussing travel - the planes, trains and automobiles of it all. From car narcolepsy to train breakfast picnics, to the pure unadulterated torture of being locked in a metal tube for several hours with our children we have a L...

We've stumbled through life, from evolution to the industrial revolution, where the whole village looked after all the children but now that huge burden of responsibility falls to (mainly) mums. This week we talk all things community - building a village to take the pressure off a little bit. Do you have a village? Do you wish you had one? Let us know! We're plugging a few things this week: Parent...

This week, the MILFs are chatting the delightful new feelings that you unlock upon having children - mum guilt and mum rage. The list of things you can't feel guilty about is longer than the bible. We dive into boundaries, triggers and how pathetic it feels when you get into an argument with a small person who can't even formulate full sentences yet. We really want to grow our community, so please...