The Adequate Podcasts

After far too long being cut off from Civilization or whatever passes for it around these parts, Philo Thibodeaux Headbecker-Neecap emerges from the regenerating swamp to bring you a slightly uncomfortably long update in which he talks about hurry-canes, burning swamps, regrowing swamps, redoubtable Postal Service workers, missing Grammaws, postcards from said missing Grammawsa, a "Manageable...

In the aftermath of a surprising (even for the County) Hurry-cane, Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer, is here to give you an update as to the state of the county, the okra-craving zombies which are trying to rebuild there, high-grade adhesive tape, and why building a skeleton in the shape of what you want to have as an undead minion is sometimes more hassle than just buying it at the shop...

From out of the swamps of NORTHERN South-East Texas comes another installment of ASK PHILO - in this podcast, Philo fields a question from a listener who is more than a little concerned about his alligator-skin boots, especially in regard to the last episode of ASK PHILO.  Alligator boots and alligator meat are discussed, as well as a quick update on the whole "Zombie" situation out there in...

Now that we have a mailbox put up out here in the swamp again we might get more frequent installments from ol' Philo T. Heabecker-Neecap (Practitioner of the Dark Arts and Crafts in NORTHERN SouthEast Texas) and this time around he helps us understand how to spell the name of the county, some of the history behind the name, and an update on how things are going down there what with the zombies and...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and catches us up on what's been going on the last few months he's been incommunicado, ruminates on zombies, okra, and a little more about when the swamp burned down... Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Much thanks to Tim, Kei, Jenn, Joe, T...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and answers questions about vienna sausages, hot dogs, marshmallows and their use in the Dark Arts and Crafts and, uh, Catfish. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Jen, Joe, Aleksy, Austin, Chris, Teppo, Shea, Linda, Anne, Stephen, Rob, Alysi...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and answers questions about Necromancer Colors, bum steers, and a little more about when the swamp burned down...  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Jen, Joe, Aleksy, Austin, Chris, Teppo, Shea, Linda, Anne, Stephen, Rob, Alysia, Relli...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, has resurfaced and wants to bring y'all up to date on how things have been going out in his neck of the swamp... which burned down, by the way.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Jen, Joe, Aleksy, Austin, Chris, Teppo, Shea, Linda, Anne, Stephen, Rob...

All good things come to an end, and even if it doesn’t qualify, here’s Ask Philo Episode 13

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about the Texan Superstitions, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (for Texans), hairy cousins, and stuff about pockets we're still not sure about.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Lin...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about locating bodies what fell into the swamp, an update on Grammaw, and a special appearance by Philo's Kitty [NAME REDACTED] Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group:  Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Step...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about the use of condiments and seasonings in the Dark Arts and Crafts, with a side trip up North to Canada by way of Texarcana...  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and S...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about the typical Rednecromancer family, relatives, knitting, and why pogo sticks and power lines aren't a good combination.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about using the Dark Arts and Crafts to get someone to go to the dance with you, the importance of "Scope" in subjugation spells, and the usefulness of cajun seasonings.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Chris and Teppo and Sh...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about reanimating pickup trucks, hunting dogs (and the reanimation thereof), crazy cousins, and Build-A-Bear. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Shay and Caskuro and Linda and Anne and Stephen and Rob and Alysia and Rellie and BK and...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about giant Home Depot Halloween decorations, the Dark Arts and Crafts, the difference between "animating" and "reanimating", power lines, and the Coast Guard.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Shea and Caskuro and Linda and A...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions how one gets to be a fully credentials Master of the Dark Arts, setting up a practice, the use of Nutria in corrective architecture and 3AM Grand Slam Breakfastgs.  Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Caskuro and Linda and Anne a...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about what kind of roadkill makes the best undead minon army, the raising (and raising) of critter minions, and some cautionary words about setting an undead minion into the world of Dark Arts and Crafts. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patronage...

In this installment, Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, takes on the questions of how "Hold my beer and watch this" factors into Safe Necromancy, along with a discussion of the spirit of comedy, duct tape, hyphens and some other stuff that occurred to him.  Got a question for Philo - drop him a line at pod@theadequate.com ! Thanks to The Adequate Patrona...

Philo T. Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Northern SouthEast Texas, answers your questions about whether or not you could resurrect a pig since it was so tasty the first time you ate it so  you could eat it again... and touches on grandparents and libraries and huntin' dogs and the like. Got a question for Philo? Send it on up at pod@theadequate.com !  Thanks to The Adequate Patron...

ASK PHILO brings the Dark Wisdom of Philo T Headbecker-Neecap, Rednecromancer from Southeast Texas, to your earholes with the first of 13 installments.  This time: Florida, Were-Alligators (and the defending against same), Moon Pies, and Fire.  Got a question for Philo?  Send it to pod@theadequate.com. That's POD @sign THEADEQUATE.COM Thanks to The Adequate Patronage Group: Caskuro...

The final spine-tingling, pulse-pounding, gorilla-strewn episode of the Film Noir comedy radio serial play known as THRASH CRANKSHAFT, PI! Performed live in front of a bemused audience at The Overtime Theater (otsatx.org) in June of 2018. The cast: Thrash Crankshaft, PI - Gabriel Luera The Chief, Gorillas, Wino - Chris Champlin The Good Girl (Miss China Dahl) - Ashley Hamilton The Sultry-voiced Da...

Episode Two of the pulse-pounding Film Noir Serial Radio Comedy Play, THRASH CRANKSHAFT, PI Recorded live at the Overtime Theater (otsatx.org) in front of a bemused audience! The cast: Thrash Crankshaft, PI - Gabriel Luera The Chief, Gorillas, Wino - Chris Champlin The Good Girl (Miss China Dahl) - Ashley Hamilton The Sultry-voiced Dame - Michelle Alamendarez Marty, the Sax Player, Officer Channel...

The first production of The Adequate Company in conjunction with the Overtime Theater (otsatx.org) - A film noir radio comedy serial play. Performed in front of a bemused audience at The Overtime Theater in June 2018. The cast: Thrash Crankshaft, PI - Gabriel Luera The Good Girl (Miss China Dahl) - Ashley Hamilton The Sultry-voiced Dame - Michelle Alamendarez Marty, the Sax Player, Officer Channel...