Small Town Shit

Jessie left Mel unsupervised with a microphone this week… and honestly, that might have been a mistake. 😂 With schedules getting crazy, Mel decided to take one for the team and tackle her very first solo episode of Small Town Shit. No co-host, no supervision, and absolutely no one to tell her when she's saying too much. This week, we're diving into a small-town scandal involving 20 years...

This week on Small Town Shit , Mel and Jessie are tackling the real issues in life… like why someone would put their dirty shoes on a STARBUCKS TABLE. 🤢 What starts as a conversation about questionable public behavior quickly spirals into overpriced shoes, growing ears, color analysis, toxic cleaning products, and whether we're all just slowly poisoning ourselves anyway.  But the REAL small-t...

We’re BACK baby, and apparently two weeks off means we have a LOT of shit to discuss. 😂 This week, Mel and Jessie are catching up on everything from homecoming, wrestling, dementia, haunted houses, cemetery driving lessons, and why we’re perfectly willing to talk to a ghost… but absolutely do NOT want a teenager with a chainsaw chasing us through the woods. Then things take a turn when Mel shares...

This week on Small Town Shit , Mel hands the mics over to the teenagers and immediately regrets giving them a platform. 😂 Corban and Kenley join the podcast to give us an unfiltered look inside high school life: the absolutely unnecessary amount of PDA happening before 8 AM, the difference between junior high and high school, ridiculous school rumors, questionable dress-up days, sports stories, a...

Corban is back behind the mic and thankfully, he promises this isn’t another entire episode dedicated to roasting Mel. (Although he still manages to sneak a few in.) This week, we have a listener submission involving possibly the most small-town dispute imaginable: a neighborhood-wide custody battle over a goat named Kevin. Kevin showed up out of nowhere, claimed several houses as his own, develop...

This week on Small Town Shit , Mel and Jessie are tired, hormonal, and somehow still have plenty to say. 😂 Mel hits 90 days without alcohol and realizes there is one thing she has never regretted: NOT having the drink. The ladies also discuss running significantly faster when you're mentally starring in your own trap music video, spotting an influencer in the wild, why being an influencer sou...

This week, we’re back on our usual bullshit, starting with back-to-school chaos and somehow ending up discussing cow slobber between your toes. Honestly, we couldn’t tell you how we got here either. We’re talking about everything from back-to-school shopping and why owning an umbrella means you clearly have your shit together, to job hopping, college degrees, church potlucks, and a 12-YEAR feud ov...

This week, Jessie is gone, so Mel called in backup, her oldest sister, Shaylin and somehow one family catch-up turned into exactly the kind of chaos you'd expect. We're talking childhood babysitting horror stories, getting locked in dog cages and tied to chairs, questionable spray tans, raising teenage boys, Mel's history of bringing home a literal WOLF, and why apparently no one needs...

We took Small Town Shit outside this week… and immediately started talking about pooping under decks. So, really, things are going great. This week, Mel and Jessie are making their official list of things that should absolutely be illegal but somehow aren’t. Public speakerphone conversations? Straight to jail. Not waving when someone lets you into traffic? Criminal. Replying to a text with just “K...

This week starts with life updates... and somehow ends with a hair extension needle nearly sending Mel to the emergency room. We catch up after a crazy couple of weeks, talk about moving Mel's grandma home (and why she has to be a future podcast guest), tell the sweetest Groundhog's Day love story you've ever heard, and then dive into the absolute chaos that unfolded during a routine h...

This week, Jessie hands the microphone over to her son, Jake, and nothing is off limits. From awkward small talk with friends' parents to Jessie's controlling parking lot tendencies, mood swings, and gym habits, Jake answers the questions every kid secretly thinksbut rarely says out loud. Along the way, they dive into parenting rules that finally make sense, embarrassing moments (or the la...

After taking our first week off ever (thanks, stomach flu 🤢), we're finally back and we clearly had a lot to get caught up on. This episode has absolutely no direction... and somehow that's exactly what makes it fun. This week we talk about: Why we disappeared for a week The stomach bug that refused to leave The world's creepiest movies (according to Mel) 2000s fashion, Wet Seal, Soff...

This week is a little different... because it's Jessie's birthday! 🎂 Instead of our usual stories, Mel puts Jessie in the hot seat with a round of rapid-fire questions she has never heard before. Some are serious, some are ridiculous, and a few uncover stories Jessie has somehow never told before. We talk about: Why everyone thinks she's intimidating (she swears she's nice) Her ve...

This week starts out with Fourth of July plans... and somehow ends with inflatable classroom chairs, crazy teachers, Dateline, and whether or not the dark web is worth being nosy over. Mel and Jessie swap their wildest Fourth of July memories—including a truck loaded with illegal fireworks that accidentally exploded, homemade fireworks gone horribly wrong, and the kinds of neighborhood celebration...

This week on Small Town Shit , Mel and Jessie spend a solid 20 minutes doing what they do best, getting completely sidetracked before ever making it to the story. Between booster club drama, new job updates, gym adventures, ADHD rabbit holes, ruined schedules, and the eternal struggle of making decisions, the conversation goes everywhere before landing exactly where it needs to. Then it's time...

This week on Small Town Shit, we start with a shocking realization: we don't actually know how government works. Somewhere between discussing the "basketball Super Bowl," communist countries, and whether coaches should be teaching history, the conversation takes a hard left turn into family secrets, funeral stories, small-town entertainment, and one listener's unforgettable dairy...

This week, Mel and Jessie are recording from a top-secret dungeon (for legal reasons, apparently) and catching up on the first few weeks of summer. The conversation starts with summer survival, pool day dreams, 75 Hard updates, magnesium margaritas, and the pressure society puts on people who choose not to drink. From there, they spiral into discussions about weight-loss shots, Ozempic culture, lo...

What happens when your co-host is out for the week and you replace her with your teenage son? Chaos. This week, Corban joins the podcast to answer questions, share his thoughts on growing up and most importantly, roast Mel for the entire episode. From her terrible driving and questionable parking skills to the beta fish cover-up she's been hiding for years, nothing is off limits. We also talk...

This week on Small Town Shit , Mel and Jessie dive headfirst into the wildest neighborhood complaint stories the internet has to offer and somehow end up discussing haunted Airbnbs, HOA conspiracies, Disney Solitaire addictions, office fish wars, and whether kids laughing is now considered a public disturbance. From neighbors measuring grass with rulers to a roommate documenting “hostile energy wh...

🐊 Live at Gatorfest Pt. 2 is here… and somehow even more chaotic than Part 1. Mel is back LIVE from Gatorfest in Claremore, Oklahoma. This time joined by Clay (aka Clayton), longtime Claremore resident, certified storyteller, and one of Jacob’s best friends. What starts as a normal festival interview quickly spirals into Buckets bar stories, near arrests, conspiracy theories, Honey Boo Boo debate...

This week’s episode is a special one because Mel took the podcast LIVE to a real Oklahoma festival that started after someone found a literal alligator in Claremore Lake. What started as a random small town story somehow turned into a full-blown annual festival with live music, food trucks, geckos for sale, karaoke legends, conspiracy theories about the alligator, and one very famous dog contestan...

This week on Small Town Shit , we start talking about super powers, Dateline (or lack thereof 😳) , and somehow spiral into one of the most insane small town stories we've heard yet... We're talking: A small-town mayor in Oklahoma in the middle of a cheating scandal A Facebook News Page being used to leak "corruption" The mayor... exposing himself by accident (literally and figur...

This week we attempt to talk about birthday parties in small towns… but obviously spiral into: swinger waterparks (??) near-death childhood stories why moms are secretly competing through their kids’ parties and the realization that kids literally just want snacks and chaos If you’ve ever been to a Walmart cake birthday, a skating rink party, or watched moms go full Pinterest Olympics… this one’s...

This week, we’re switching things up… because y’all are NOT sending us enough stories 👀 So instead of our usual small town chaos, we dove headfirst into the wildest place on the internet: local complaint pages . If you’re from a small town, you already know, these Facebook groups are where people go to: Complain about things that will never change Argue in the comments like it’s their full-time j...

This week on Small Town Shit , we’re diving into the chaotic, hilarious, and slightly concerning reality of small town life 😅 From school “ice cream day” turning into pure sugar-fueled madness, to a Pioneer Day reenactment that went VERY wrong (yes… someone actually got shot 😳), this episode is full of stories that truly could only happen in a small town. We also get into: The World’s Biggest Fi...