Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

With Halloween approaching, what movies do you watch during this time.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   #Halloween #Horror

A special Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast comes early! We talk about Tylenol...Golden Girls...Frankenstein...boy we have been gone a while haven't we? 

Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family, but Lauren is concerned that she won't be able t...

Its DJ's Bday so lets watch a Christian movie and laugh our asses off. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/ncu9E9W0Q5E?si=6fD3O3BSvR3VbbEP Princess Cut 2: Hearts on Fire | 2021 Robert and Lauren Anderson are finally pregnant after years of trying to start a family, but Lauren is concerned that she won't be able t...

Today we talk about our favorite movies, moments and surprises we had so far during our Movie Commentaries.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096757/  ...

Another movie commentary?! Yes, we couldn't resist waiting to watch this gem right away...fuck it was fun.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   ACTION U.S.A | 1989 Two FBI agents (Gregory Scott Cummins, William Hubbard Knight) protect the fleeing girlfriend (Barri Murphy) of a jewel thief slain by gangsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096757/  ...

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce! Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simpli...

The end of Cannon summer is here...don't be upset, these fight scenes are awesomesauce!   Revenge of the Ninja | 1983 A Japanese gallery owner denies his violent ninja heritage and tries to start afresh until American drug traffickers kidnap his young son. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086192/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: htt...

Today DJ sells us on the new film WEAPONS. We haven't seen DJ this excited about something since he picked up a Cordon Bleu sandwich and went to the theater for the classic 1995 movie Showgirls.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   #Weapons #Review #zachcregger #juliagarner #aldenehrenreich #joshbrolin #BenedictWong

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.   Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   We continue our Cannon Summer...Ninja edition with Ninja III a film that I think we can all agree is a must watch. 80s Ninja, in a desert, lots of killing and spirits that would make Spirit Halloween frightened.   Ninja III: The Domination | 1984 A woman with ESP and an interest in ancient Japanese culture becomes...

Today we sit down and talk about the films we are looking forward to watching at this year's Fantasia International Film Festival!   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links #fantasia #movies #film #festival #podcast #Rewrite #Holdthefort #SchoolDuel #Goodgame #Flush #Anythingthatmoves #appartemnet8 #Loser #Bodyguards #Redman #$Postions #Theark #Beautysleep #Fucktoys

It's pie in the sky July. The team here at Simplistic Reviews are steeped in Summer shenanigans. An elephant gets taken, bullshit may get believable, and something wild might be a Joker. That and we question our own reality. All that and more on another episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version without Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to vi...

We are back with another Cannon Summer! Nothing like sitting inside with a ice cold drink watching Cannon films, especially a film with ninjas and Franco Nero.   Version with Movie Audio: https://podcasts.simplistic.reviews/   Enter the Ninja | 1981 Cole (Franco Nero) is a former American military operative who's just finished his training in ninjutsu in Japan. He heads to the Philippines to visit...

Happy Father's Day! Today 3 doggie fathers bitch about people bitching.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links #Theaters #movies #superman #movie #hollywood #WB #film #manofsteel #starwars #fanboys #fans #twitter #snyder #snydercut

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys bring back and old game, play a new game, meet the new Pope, discuss a new Sherlock Holmes, question the lack of TV racism in the 60s, belittle Ironheart, and revitalize the insult "twerp". All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death a...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Ever wonder what kind of movie you would get when you mix a story line of a 100 year old spirit and parts right from Terminator... all set in Asia. Well hell today is your lucky day.   Lady Terminator  | 1988 An Indonesian spirit uses the body of her enemy's granddaughter to fulfill a 100-year-old curse of death a...

The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links     #Theaters #movies #missionimpossible #tomcruise #tomcruisefan #ethanhunt #tomcruiseforever #tomcruisemovie #topgun #missionimpossiblefallout #tomcruisestyle #tomcruiselover #tomcruiseed...

May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!   Light Blast  | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy...

Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.  Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www. Simplistic. Reviews #deadpool  #draft #podcast  #pdiddy #TommyLeejo...