Shitty Cinema

This week we discuss dog balls, teacher-student relationships, and just like that last shot of Yeager at the end of the night, how unnecessary this film was. Why’d they do Kal Penn like that?   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Which one does Jay love more? A '53 Corvette, Cassandra from Wayne's World, or Jon Lovitz's comedy genius? The answer might surprise you. 

There is no substitute for throwing high-school kids out of a window, thanks for teaching me that Tom Berringer!

This week we wonder why Crunchy Roll really wanted Dave to watch this anime, aka stepbrother what are you doing?

We watch episode 693 featuring an anime Johnny Bravo who uses his Nipple Light Special against a man with paraphilic infantilism and Jesus H. Christ, what have we become?

In classic anime style, a group of teens seem to span the ages of 11 to 42, and there's nary an adult in sight. Honestly, I question if that child is even a doctor.

Why does Japan insist on traumatizing us with their child trauma?!

Do you even have a degree in Girlology?

We try to figure out whether we are more upset about the seventeen plots this movie tried to pull off, Martin Lawrence's over the top acting, or the movie's idea about how to clean air ducts (hint: it's probably the air duct cleaning).    Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram h...

Maybe people wouldn't dread school reunions if they always featured Dwayne's Rock Johnson? We know we'd be hitting one every weekend!   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Steven Seagal is: Incoherently rambling for 1 hour and 39 minutes, when he should have let his forearms do the talking.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This film is why you should always say no to going to a friends improv class with them. Shame on you Bruce. SHAME.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

If you CAN handle the kids in this film, then you SHOULDN'T be around kids.

Roger Moore is our favorite Spice Girl! Britain's William Shatner spices up this self aware look into the spice circus.

Back when kids were free range and you thought you wanted a power glove, ride this free hit of nostalgia! Musty basement smell candle is in the mail!

We are perplexed by a giant Ash Ketchum who is an unproblematic dad. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A CANON FILM?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the epoch of Britney Spears, it was the epoch of Dan Aykroyd.

Is Idris Elba actually the hero? Casey tells all, or at least some things, while we are bombarded with Jason Statham and the Rock's MANLINESS.

GET OVER HERE!

Absolute nightmare fuel for kids, but proof to the haters that Anne Hathaway can go full Nick Cage... and you always go full Nick Cage.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The most hotly debated question that has been tearing families apart for almost 70 years... Kong or Godzilla, who ya got?   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Starlord, Vincent D'Onofrio, and dinosaurs. What could go wrong? Oh, all three of those things are set loose to battle each other? Sit down and listen to the spectacle!   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

We learn in this educational film that 3D stands for Drunk Driving Dennis Quaid. We may not know how to swim, but we do know how to spot a classic! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

When Party Boy is the best part of your film, it maybe time to consider retirement. And tear away clothing. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What could be grosser than licking every cut you've ever gotten? Did you answer perving on your little sister? No? Probably because you didn't write this film! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/