Sharks Across Hollywood

So...Disney just remade this movie a couple years later, but with witches. Right? Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

If David Lynch made babies with...whoever is famous for making Giallo films, this movie would be the semi normal middle child.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Sharks Across Tokyo continues with a live action movie that may as well have been our anime for the year.  http://patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

For week 2 of Sharks Across Tokyo we get the (kinky if you're into that sort of thing) pleasure of talking about this classic film that helped kick off the torture porn genre.  patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

It's Japanese horror time for this year's Sharks Across Tokyo. We start the month with the spooky classic that ushered in a new era of Hollywood stealing shit because coming up with original ideas is hard. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This movie is TOO EXTREME! And us two RADICAL dipshits are the only ones who can do it justice! We all know that's not actually true, but we're funny and we need attention so listen to us talk about it anyways. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

In this episode we talk about the not quite violent enough but still pretty awesome OG Mortal Kombat from Paul - Pre W.S. - Anderson. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Agador Spartacus would maybe sort of approve of this podcast. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

If your Christmas is missing some good old fashioned problematic romance then this is the movie for you. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Christmas and to get your holiday off to the most perfect start we decided to watch a movie full of murder and mayhem where the only thing to die on screen is a FUCKING DOG. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

No words can describe this movie except the 40 minutes worth in this episode. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We've made it to the third franchise staller in this franchise that just won't die no matter how many times they try and kill it. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Anthologies make Andrew uncomfortable. The Rev has a crush on Leslie Nielsen or something. Also Halloween Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We're going back to Canada for this one. Which is where we all wanna be really. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's October so it's time to get scared. Or in this case, spooked slightly because this is kids' movie! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

What's wrong with being sexy? Nothing! What's wrong with This Is Spinal Tap? Also nothing! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We're not super heroes or from New Jersey but we are hideously deformed. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

It's the best idea that we could come up with for an American show that we actually wanted to watch that came close to what our idea of Anime actually is. So shut up and enjoy it! We did. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

The editing is a little better this week so enjoy that shit while it lasts because Andrew will find a way to fuck it all up again.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's the first week of Sharks Across Tokyo and after however many years Andrew still hasn't figured out how to make this shit sound good. Good thing these two idiots are kinda funny Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the year we end our Sharknado journey with the very totally true and not made up at all story of the ORIGINAL Sharknado film. Come and listen to us talk about this crazy nonsense while you ignore all the weird background noise and Andrew's complete lack of understanding how the noise gate works. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The...

This episode is a lot like this movie. It's pretty good but not as good as the previous entry.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This week we talk about the classic early 90s martial arts coming of age movie where a kid with obvious crippling mental health issues is told that everything will be all good if he learns to use nunchucks. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Insert witty jokes about Jennifer Aniston and pots of gold... Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Seriously...if you give us your heart you'll get more than a pen. If ya know what I mean! I'm pretty sure that's a penis joke. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag