Serving Cursed

JUICY EXTRAS + FULL VIDEO ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed This week, Jessie regales us with one of the very few stories we;ve ever had with a happy ending - the ballad of Maurice and Maralyn Bailey, who were stranded at sea on a horrid little dinghy for over 4 months! GASP as the get blistering sores. OOO as they have near-death experiences. CHEER as we gleefully rob the st...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed This one has a different name on the Patreon but we didn't want to be fully demonetised/deplatformed by putting it on main lol. Enjoy this sneak peak into a wide-ranging chat, including handjob etiquette and a clear look into why neither of us have made it to SNL UK yet.  Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon! Don...

JUICY EXTRAS + FULL VIDEO ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed We're back in person baby and there is PHYSICAL CONTACT and it is UNCOMFORTABLE <3 This week, Jessie regales us with the entire life of Frano Selak, dubbed "the world's luckiest man", who is actually just Buster Keaton dealing with a succession of increasingly ridiculous disasters. It's a...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed It's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we pitch our brand new Saw traps to improve society and find out exactly how Jessie fantasises, and why it's such a bloody laborious ol process.  Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon! Don't be a chaffhead! WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.co...

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed This week, ol J-Dog regales us with not 1, not 2, NOT 4, but 3 and precisely 3 tales of a cursed variety in what she - unfortunately - has dubbed our first "anthol" episode. Experience the delights of 3 cursed deaths, and 1 extra one as Jessie also tells of her prolific death at the Boat Show. Content warning for those...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed It's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we meditate on the nature of kink and find out the end of the story of Cisty Zionist, what a tale!  Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead! WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM : htt...

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Guess what's back? Structure?! Are you SURE MATE?! Well, no, not really. This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the "Toxic Woman", a tale so cursed but is still absolutely shadowed by the talk of Jessie's pus-ridden would-be lover-boy. WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed The sleepovers are back and you know what that means; genuine threats of nudity and a chance for us all to judge Jessie's Hinge matches and let me tell ya, there are some tall and shit men on here. My god.  Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead! WE HAVE A PATREON: https...

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed MUMMY'S HOME! Apologies for the late reply we were dead. Nah mummy was off being a celebrity in NZ for months at a time, so we had to wait for her to be done sucking her way around a beautiful country and come home before we could entertain our lovely little ghoulies! We're back in the groove and ready to show you why w...

Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently.  However do enjoy a CURSED Q&A with questions from our lovely patreons, baked goods and fan art being distributed LIVE, stories of stags,...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Oh this is so fucking dumb. Welcome little ghoulies back to another little preview for our sordid little patreon, where we celebrate the easter weekend the only way we know how: by playing incredibly dumb games and reversing our speech over and over again. This one is very stupid. Reminder that there will be a cosy little...

This week we celebrate THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR US because we recorded on Easter Sunday and we sort of got a bit lost and wayward so Jessie brought an "easter" story entitled "Eggs From The Egg Man". I cannot stress how long it takes us to get to it this week. Along the way we pitch 2 screenplays, create some horrific visual tableaus and critique lovecraft...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Oh my little ghouls, it's another little patreon preview for you all! Come join the sleepover for gossip, titilation, revelation and hearing exactly which UK comedian has a hot brother. Vital, vital info.  Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: htt...

This week, we are ill, so you know it's going to be a banger. Jessie regales us with the story of  NXIVM , or at the very least, she attempts to for around 10ish minutes of the total runtime. We also work out which would be the most popular male comedian sex robot, unpack lovecraftian beauty standards, name Tom's son and arbitrarily sample the PornHub drum loop. Follow us on socials to c...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls, goblins and other G folk <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat for the patrons of our fine work, in which Jessie regales us in explicit detail about knowing people biblically, plus we do ADMIN LIVE! We also say funny things.  Follow us on socials to come see our lovely face...

This week, we EXPERIMENT like mad little victorian scientists, with our first ever remote full fat episode! Jessie brings us a list of 5-7 heinous, world-shattering diseases and thanks to Tom's medical anxiety, ruins his life forever. For real though, if you suffer with medical anxiety, consider this a content warning. You don't want to go through life thinking you have Necrotising Fasci...

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid.  Expect tales of Jessie's most promising suitor set, live sexting readings and our greatest creation; our very own Banksy. Follow us on socials to come see...

BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK! IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY? This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; two delightful little ladies who decided to run amok in traffic and I hope you don't like closure because you will not get it.  We also invent the createst...

It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry. This episode features TwickyTom. I cannot warn you enough about TwickyTom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled...

WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all... Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has mildly pulled out of her ass) as we discuss the Sicilian Mafia, Mother Flog, Festive Face Holes and ruin In The Bleak Midwinter forever (we are so sorry). As usua...

ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3  Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliation fetishes, catholicism and so much more. New full fat episodes coming very sooooooonnnnnn, we love you all. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely...

HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patience. In the meantime, we've recorded some fun little remote hangouts that will be going out on out Patreon! They're way less st...

This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at your cosy halloween sleepovers. We also try to win an orgy, invent a post-life consent card and get Jessie frankly very very angry. Happy halloween our l...

This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all time and extreme length. We also...do basically nothing else because the story was that long. Seriously this is a saga. Buckle in. Follow us on socials to come...

This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately. We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, find out how we'd dress in an apocalypse and finally work out why EVERYBODY IS SO TIRED! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and mo...