Segment City

Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly avoiding eye contact with.  In this week’s episode, Theo recounts the latest from the world of fast food with...

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about being diagnosed at the doctor’s office, nerds that will suck all the air out of a room, Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026, and Will takes us how to leave a cult!   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirN...

May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something... This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about some strange grocery store interactions, debate whether it is ok to pee in a pool, going over some rare spice company PR and Taco B...

Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps.  This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by running through a gauntlet of In the News stories ranging from drunken raccoons to GameStop’s Trade Any...

Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Thanksgiving faux pas, how much Will loves chicken pot pie, what soup you would want to swim in, McDonald’s new ill advised Grinch collab, a Doctor’s recommendation to ta...

Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that?   This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with their mother-in-law. They also run through Tyra Banks' venture into.. warm cream? It's confusing. They also take a trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and round it out...

Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy? This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration with Five Nights at Fridays, Hardy’s equally baffling “lock in” with a “banana ball team?”, the possible identity of a new personality on the scene named Mr. Fa...

In this week’s podcast Will reveals his deepest desire: to crouch in your backyard, at night, and eviscerate a whole rotisserie chicken. But you know, in a platonic way. Also this week, Theo and Will talk through the latest AI developments that try to win back people who are making healthier choices (yuck), and China’s convert efforts to seduce tech workers. Finally, they go through the first half...

I am Kombucha. Destroyer of worlds. Creator of good gut bacteria. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about a Dune board game Will played, the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, a Reddit story about a wife and a husband who couldn’t handle being home alone, an Egyptian strongman pulling a ship with his teeth, golfer Viktor Hovland who is obsessed with UFOs, an aggressive squirrel that...

Did anyone here realize that Sweden has crime? Mostly I thought they were focused on IKEA, I didn’t know they were in on the organized crime game. Unless…  This week on the podcast Theo and Will break down the newest Stranger Things x Pizza collab that will turn your world upside down. Will has a news report of the truly wild teen-driven crime in Sweden, and finally they take a shopping trip down...

You might be thinking that this haunted doll is named “Letta Me Out” is named that way because it was trapped somewhere and kept calling “Let me out” in an Australian accent, but the real reason is somehow more wild… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how being abducted by an alien might actually be nice, what statics we would want about our life after we die, Taco Bell’s Y2K promotion...

Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you should set a trap for your rival on the day of the big test. This week on the podcast Theo and Will explore...

Are you ready for the most high speed Wienermobile race ever concocted? 6 competitors from around the US have arrived to dazzle us all… With their 65 mph max speed… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how Theo doesn’t think Moose exist, Will’s recent experience with a broccoli based cocktail, whether the 1950’s aesthetic will continue forever, Theo goes over a new Pillsbury collab w...

Calling all you VR sickos, new app just dropped! Don't all rush in at once, you can all take your turn in VR McDonaldland! This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the newest venture by McDonald's and what industry shattering ramifications it could have. This is truly the most disruptive tech event of the past decade. Will has several stories from the news, including a man who set sail with...

Having a Mortal Kombat mom is tough. One moment they are holding you in their arms while they win a Mortal Kombat tournament a few days after birth, the next they are ripping your spine out for not cleaning your room… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about if their comedy style is going to age well, if people created pizza rolls before pizzas, Theo goes over Duck Donut’s Spooky Dozen and ot...

Listen Frodo, the real way to get to Mordor is with family. Get Sam, Merry, and Pippin in the Dodge Charger and we'll be throwing that ring in the fire and cracking Coronas in 15 minutes tops. This week on the podcast Will and Theo of course have to cover the latest feats of the reigning world champ of hot dog eating and of our hearts, Joey Chestnut. Will has segments about dating in Roblox (oof),...

“Messa a fan of Jar Jar Binks! Meesa has seen multiple troop transports moving soldiers to the border so we will need an AC130- I mean meesa love da silly poo poo Anakin Skywalker!” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the movies “Heat” and “Speed”, how working out is not the end all be all, KFC’s contradictory “Fill Ups” collab with the movie “F1”, an overturned honey bee truck, an...

Mmmm that cactus juice is mighty tasty. Say, when did you grow a second head and three extra arms? This week on the podcast Theo and Will ramble about their obsession with a wild west pinball machine, discuss European Cheeses of the NRA, and talk through some of the worst Shark Tank pitches of all time. Will has a deep dive on the tale of the Batavia, surely one of the worst outcomes of a shipwrec...

Just because you make a binding oath to only love God doesn’t mean you can’t get freaky every once and a while! This week on the podcast, the boys do their best Nosferatu impressions, they talk about who would die in a war first, Tim Hortons collabing with Ryan Reynolds, a new spicy caffeinated drink, the infamous histories of some bad Popes some that put the corpse of his predecessor put on trial...

Come on in and get it while it’s hot! Or… Maybe while it’s cold? Wait, what the hell is this thing? Snookie is involved? What kind of business are we even running here?? This week on the podcast Will and Theo wonder about how big the Easter Bunny really is and take a listen to another round of the worst songs ever recorded. They discuss details of the latest and greatest pizookie, as well as a sto...

I only eat foot long sandwiches, foot long trays of food, I even make sure to lay a trail of M&Ms a foot long and then eat them like an anteater because THAT’S JUST THE GUY I AM! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the entitlement of gamers and especial video game piracy, Subways’s new collaboration with Doritos to make foot long nachos, some strange examples of the “Mandela Eff...

What was this door handle sauced up with? You will just have to listen to the episode to find out! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Switch 2, Dutch Bros’ strange new coffee flavors including a brownie batter mocha, a sour berry blast, and a pickle flavored energy drink? Also this episode, Will goes over music that is considered “The Worst” (according to Wikipedia) including “...

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!” “Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn’t count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking caca...

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about. Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat. Will has a genuinely terrible Marvel tier list, and walks us through how best to quit your job. Email...

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Co...