Schlockmasters

It's the second episode of the King of Iron Movie Tournament. This time we've got matches between Metropolis (2001) vs Waking Life (2001) and Popeye the Slayer Man (2025) vs Bacurau (2019) You can see the entire tournament schedule  KIMT Spreadsheet After this tournament episode we're going to briefly go back to regular style episodes for a couple weeks before resuming the tournament. The Schlockm...

Host V.V. (they/them) and the Schlockmasters furry correspondent, Damon Stallman (he/him) took a look at the demo for the (at time of release) upcoming ice cream foxgirl themed management and dating sim, Foxtrot Creamery. Support the Foxtrot Kickstarter here. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlockmas...

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. Valensa (they/them) and returning guest David Peters (he/him) AKA PD CGT talk about the deeply odd dystopian tokusatsu movie, Gunhed. Plus we also have a bonus interview about David's newest game LURRUNA - The Island of Towering Automatons which you can get here . Social Media Links David's Bluesky Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky Valensa's Bluesky V...

It's the second episode of the King of Iron Movie Tournament. This time we've got matches between Redline (2009) vs Gorgo (1961) and Om Dar-B-Dar (1988) vs Flesh for Frankenstein (1973) You can see the entire tournament schedule  KIMT Spreadsheet After this tournament episode we're going to briefly go back to regular style episodes for a couple weeks before resuming the tournament. The Schlockmast...

Here it is the first episode of the King of Iron Movie Tournament. The matchups we're covering today are; Super Mario Bros VS Harold and Maude, and Riki-oh: The Story of Ricky VS Uncut Gems. You can see the entire tournament schedule KIMT Spreadsheet The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Pat...

Short update on the status of the show and the up coming King of Iron Movie Tournament. As mentioned a spread sheet with the tournament movies can be found below. King of Iron Movie Tournament Spreadsheet Any questions and comments for the tournament Q&A specials can be sent to the email below. schlockmasters@gmail.com Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky Sclockmaster...

This time around host V.V. (they/them) and game designer Guan (ze/zir) discuss the 2004 Russian urban fantasy and not quite vampire film, Night Watch. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky Valensa's Bluesky Valensa's Tumblr Guan's Bluesky

This time host V.V. (they/them) is joined by returning guest Crowe Whitney (he/they) to talk about the seminal independent fantasy comics Elfquest. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here:  linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky Valensa's Bluesky Valensa's Tumblr Crowe's Bluesky

Content warning: Minors discussion regarding the confederate states of America This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him) discuss the "horror" "comedy" "musical" "film" Hillbilllys in a Haunted House.  The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky V...

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. Valensa (they/them) and developer of previous schlockmasters topic Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N, David Peters (he/him) AKA PD CGT, cover Mad Stalker Fullmetal Forth; a single plane, mecha themed, Japanese pc beat em up with a fascinating release history.  You can find Disaster Arms on Steam  here or Itch.io here and the rest of his games here on steam or it...

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him) discuss the Y2K cross cultural martial arts deep cut classic, Romeo Must Die, screen debut of the late great Aaliyah and Jet Li's first hollywood leading role. King of Iron Movie Tournament submissions close tonight so get in your last minute submissions while you still can. KING OF IRON MOVIE SUBMISSION FORM The Schlockmaster theme mus...

In another installment of Schlockmasters actively trying to cultivate the worst SEO in podcasting, we are talking about a video game that was literallly never released. This time V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him) discuss Polaroid Pete; the unreleased European English language prototype for the Japanese photography based Playstation 2 game, Gekibo 2. Sidenote: It wasn't until I finished the edit th...

Never betray anyone unless you want to. On this episode of Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him) cover the 2022 wuxia revenge film the Flying Swordsman:  Out for Revenge also know as the Hidden Fox, and discuss complex revenge plots, chinese streaming services, and dramatic irony or lack thereof.  KING OF IRON MOVIE SUBMISSION FORM The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernade...

This week V.V. (they/them) is joined by Damon Stallman to step into the world of anthropomorphic animal costumes with the independent film, Bitter Lake; Trust is a Fickle Thing, the first and seemingly only full length film shot with the entire cast in fursuits. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlock...

Content Warnings: Extreme violence, discussions of real life misogyny and reactionary political extremism, and discussions of real life murders and suicides Live streams, murder, and square headed chumps. Schlockmasters is back to regularly scheduled programing and this time around V.V. (they/them) and Azi (he/him) are discussing the found footage slasher film and Joe Keery vehicle, Spree. KING OF...

Schlockmasters is gonna be returning to regular biweekly updates starting next month but in the mean time to tide you over, have this previously patreon exclusive interview with frequent guest Rathayibacter Toxicus. In the first Schlockmasters creator interview Valensa(they/them) talks to ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus(they/them) about their nightmarishly maximalist satirical war Funko Pop b...

Before Schlockmasters returns to regularly scheduled programing following our end of year break we are going to be doing a short series of mini episodes where the cast of Schlockmasters discuss the things they felt were especially worth celebrating from the previous year. For this first award V.V. Valensa has selected a game they've been playing nearly every day for the past year, Dragonsweeper by...

For this Thing of the Year award V.V. Valensa (they/them) is joined by Damon Stallman (he/him) to sexualize the old men of Wake Up Deadman; A Knives Out Mystery. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here:  linktr.ee/isban2 Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky Valensa's Bluesky Valensa's Tumblr Damon's Bluesky Damon's...

Note: This podcast was recorded january 24th, 2026. 2 days before the release of Highguard On this special episode host, V.V. Valensa (they/them) interviews the individuals behind the fake bluesky account for the online competetive videogame Highguard. These guests are listed below: -Nona (she/her) -Brie (she/her) @brie-r on Bluesky , Tumblr Pillowfort, Neocities, Wafrn, Website League and @BR on...

Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) discuss the Amazon Prime Studios 2023 New Adult Romantic Comedy, Red White and Royal Blue. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Jane Mulcah...

This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) is joined by narrative designer Crowe Whitney AKA Hex Noblesse to talk about the indie table top role playing game EUREKA Investigative Urban Fantasy and discuss genre, mysteries, and monsters. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here: linktr.ee/isban2 Eureka Itch page ANIM patreon Player vs. Monster:...

Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of table top role playing game base horror and extremely midwestern no budget film, with 2001's Knight Chills. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Juan Carlos Hernadez you can find more of his music here:...

On this episode Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) cover the excellent brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. and in the second half are joined by the game's developer, David Peters (he/they) for a conversation about the game's production and inspiration. You can find Disaster Arms on Steam here or Itch.io here Social Media Links David's Bluesky Schlockmast...

Jack Black backshots, textual bisexuallity, and all around wretched vibes. On this episode Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) cover the 2015 Jack Black/James Marsden black comedy/gay drama, The D Train. Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmasters' Bluesky Valensa's Bluesky Valensa's Tumblr Azi's Bluesky

In what might be the deep cut topic yet, Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) talk about the South Korean web original mecha animated short film, Demian.  In this episode they have a discussion that covers giant robot tropes, korean animation history, streaming platform dumpster diving, and mischievious tricks played by one host onto another. Social Media Links Schlockmasters' Patreon Schlockmaste...