Scary Queens: The Witching Hour

This week we celebrate Christian's birthday the only way we know how, with serial killers and knife play as we watch Scream (1996). Join us as we learn the rules to survive a horror movie, and try to figure out what exactly a 'f**k rag' is. "I'm feeling a little woozy here!"

This week we asked Michael Myers to take a seat, because we are Chris Hansen and Halloween (1978) is full of creeps. Join us as we watch Jamie Lee Curtis' break out role, and try to determine if Michael is superhuman or just real quick. "He came home!"

This week we watched the movie that got Johnny Depp discovered, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Join us as we discuss the dangers of sleeping in the bathtub and ol' reliable. "Whatever you do... don't fall asleep."

This week we watched the movie that walked so all slashers could run, Friday the 13th (1980). Join us as we discuss the horror tropes we recognized, the mental stability of the murderer, and how many of us it would take to lift a dead body. "I call it my shower dream"

This week we interview Antonio Garza on their role in Ghost Ship (2002). Join us as we discuss how we would shave off serial numbers in the most cost efficient way, and test our knowledge on the Titanic's scale. "Imma keep that dust!"

This week we caught up with you guys about a whole plethora of life updates. From graduation to drunk cruise stories to spooky bars; we share a little bit of it all. ALSO, if you're looking for spooky things to do this fall, we give plenty of suggestions from our very own Scary Queen outings. (Links will be on Insta) Very happy to be back! Enjoy the episode.

This week we had an entire movie theatre to ourselves as we attempted to watch the plot of The Invitation (2022). Join us as we get distracted by Lana Del Rey, Kristin Chenoweth, and Thomas Doherty's very interesting relationship and contemplate if we would do the same for a bag. "I'm putting myself in her tiny little shoes"

This week we discovered what can go wrong when you rent an Airbnb in the 1970's with X (2022). Join us as we become obsessed with Mia Goth and become very familiar with Kid Cudi (not that we're complaining. "We're like a foxy car wreck."

This week we decided to pit our favorite vampires against each other. Join us as we discuss SZA, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, Thomas Doherty, and Alexander Skarsgard - not because they're all vampires, but because we just have a lot of feelings. "Honey to to the ears, music to the eyes."

This week we decided to examine the nuances of parenting with Barbarian (2022) staring Georgina Campbell and some men we don't know.  Join us as we try and decide if a secret underground network of bunkers counts as square footage when selling a house.  "Come get your baby!"

This week we were in a silly goofy mood and decided not to review a movie but instead talk about some of our favorite urban legends! Join us as we discuss the snatching of kids by La Llorona, The Mothman's sexy body, and Hispanic trauma with El Cuco. All this fun and more with special guest, Harry's hot mom. "Oh, do we wanna talk about that?!"

This week we talk about Tia Tamera and Tamera Tamera in their film Twitches(2005). Join us for a throw back into 3/4 Scary Queens childhood favorite! Theres also a virtual fashion show that progresses throughout the episode. Hope you enjoy! “Go Twitches! Go Twitches!”  

This week we check into the camp of all camps, Malignant (2021). Listen to us fangirl over James Wan’s newest horror film and soft launch Sabrina’s new lifestyle just in time for pride month. GAY TEST! "It's time we cut the cancer out!" 

This week we enter Zoom inception as we watch Host (2020). Recorded on a Zoom call Directed by the 20 year old Rob Savage, this 57 minute movie packs the scares in one after another until the final seconds of the call. We recommend watching this on Zoom with your friends; you'll be looking over your shoulder the whole time!

Join us this week for the first installment of our SECOND season of Scary Queens TWH! We spend this monumental moment with mom and dad Warren - everyone's favorite paranormal investigators.  Will they be able to find out who keep leaving candleholders all over the town, or will they just end up spooked mcgooked by the witch's ASMR? "I think I hurt someone!"

This week we learn how to make eggs from the most unlikely of places - Crimson Peak (2015).  Tom Hiddleston introduces us to his sinking mansion full of moths and his underground vats of red velvet cake mix.  Would we risk it all for Thomas, or should we “Beware of Crimson Peak”?

This week we finally succumb to Harry’s favorite temptation, Van Helsing (2004).  Help us settle a debate over which came first, Dumbledore or Gandalf - I mean Frankenstein or Dracula - same thing. Either way, “I want first bite!”

On this Episode, we experience our second favorite holiday after Halloween, Midsommar (2019). Listen as we try to unpack all of Ari Aster's symbolism and decide if we want to be held by Pelle. "I can feel the baby!"

On this episode, we attempt to take a closer look at The Invisible Man (2020) starring the handmaiden herself, Elizabeth Moss. Join us as we try to decide the most attractive bad guy and make a really special announcement. “Surprise!”

On this episode, we discuss all things Darth Maul and Martha Stewart. Join us as we freak over some real life spooks and continue to swoon over Patrick Wilson. "Have you heard of astral projection?"

On this episode, we explore Chelsea's German expertise as she translates the entirety of Krampus(2015). Help us discuss if crickets are actually animals, and if Chris Cuomo is the true Santa Claus. "HEY ASSHOLE!"

On this episode, we discuss all of tiny weapons found within the one and only, Gremlins(1984). Join us through the chaos and confusion of puppets and stop motion. I mean, after all, it is the 80's! "Ahhhh! Light bright! Light bright!"

On this week's episode, we talk about Tyler, Owen, Saweetie, and Kyle - not because they're in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(2019) - We just can't remember their names! This episode also contains some bonus scrambled egg recipes from the inventor himself - Sabrina's uncle. "You don't read the book, the book reads you."

On this episode, we profess our love for our FAVORITE succubus, Megan Fox. Talk about a scary queen! We go over the devil's hole and through the trees to recount Fall Out Boy's rise to fame in Jennifer's Body(2009). "It smells like Thai food in here."

On this episode, the fourth and final installment of our October special, we literally talk about everything but Hocus Pocus(1993) for at least half an hour. Let us tell you about our past traumas, Honkus Ponkus ASMR, and our LOVE for 90s white boys. "What a glorious morning. It makes me SICK!"