Ruining Seinfeld

Here she is Miss Ameri- - Oh! This week you’ve caught us discussing Pigeon-cide , what color dress goes with green eyes And whether or not poise counts !!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our...

It’s time discuss the best and worst of season 5! Join us and reminisce about the past 22 episodes, hear some listener thoughts and yell at us as we rank our favorites ! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly d...

Shut your traps and quit kicking the seats!!!! We’re trying to do a podcast!!! This week we take you outside and show you what it’s like!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Hu...

Isn’t he GORGEOUS?????? We chat about shrinkage, snuggly babies and tomato platters If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Rui...

GET THE SEINFELDS SOME WATER!!!!!! This week we ponder pairs of bear claws, pent up energy and the speed of a scared postal employee! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fu...

This week we get close!!! We chat about Morty and Jack’s relationship, The Costanza paella predicament and whether or not being too nice is a bad thing. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Pa...

This week it’s Clown-dimonium!!! George is in peak form As Kramer dates a toeless woman! Is it all a dream? Join us for the latest episode! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Hu...

You’ve got a lot to learn about pancakes. This week we wonder if men wear lockets, question kramers life choices and discuss pee pipes. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human...

I don’t know what he’s gonna do with all that potato salad!!!! This week we discuss cobblers vs Shoemakers, Outdated discriminatory terminology and whether or not giving cigarettes to an 8 year old, is a terminable offense… If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada...

Sorry about there being no episode this week, it’s Too much to write about in this description, so just give a quick listen as John explains everything! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Pa...

If you’re one of us, you’ll take a bite…. This week we discuss , poopy pie, Poppie’s paws And plausible deniability If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in...

LOOK TO THE COOKIE!!! This week we discuss hairy cakes, pee wee’s arch nemesis and big coats, big coats!!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bi...

THAR SHE BLOWWWWWWS!!!!!! This week we come face to face with the blowhole, Almost finish Rimsky and get clonked in the head!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” T...

This week, we wonder if having a cool friend is a bad thing, should you store salmon salad sandwiches in your pocket for extended amount of time, and whether or not Kramer has any idea what he’s doing on the side of a mountain…. All of this and more, on this weeks Ruining Seinfeld! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star revie...

This week we wax philosophical about pious count dooku, lobster swans and novice toy collectors…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://p...

This week we ponder prophylactic wrappers and their significance in the Costanza’s home, amongst other things….. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in ou...

This week we discuss serial killers, Dionnes and if that kid at the ticket counter is king Buzzo of Melvins. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bi...

This week we discuss shoehorn hand having hipster doofuses, seconding scissor hand sentiments and a certain bald mailman…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The lin...

This week we ponder toppin’s, Bunsen burners and whether or not F@#K is an acceptable word in scrabble. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio htt...

This week we wonder about slippery Pete, petty (or not so petty) breakups and how have you not heard of Metallica after enter sandman dropped? I mean seriously? Autocorrect even capitalized it. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would reall...

This week we discuss sausage slicing, finger dicing and pig men Jerry, pig men!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donatio...

I suck em down like Coca Cola…. This week we discuss Barry Prophet, a false prophet who buries profits! And lots of other stuff! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your...

Aye captain!!! This week we be spinnin a yarn about shirts -a- puffin, low talkin maidens and tassel wearing news anchors…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brai...

I don’t know what to tell ya Elton! This week we ponder who would steal prescription glasses, puffy popples and bad foam jobs. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your b...

This week we discuss baloney and whether or not it’s phony… also George has bedroom issues…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a month...