Ruining Seinfeld

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Hop aboard the surreality bus tour with John (@surrealfeld) and Adam (@seinfeldepisodes) as they ruin their favorite thing on earth! Join them as they Pore over the excruciating minutiae and Ruin Seinfeld episode by episode. Obsessing over everything from wardrobe choices to personality quirks and ESPECIALLY the mistakes, they leave no stone unturned. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6Be sure to follow @ruiningseinfeld on instagram and Spotify and please leave a five star review anywhere you can!

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Ruining Seinfeld

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6-18 The Doorman 08.07.2026 2:13:09

Whoa whoa whoa…. Don’t just stop in for a quickie!!! Oh, I get it….you really think you’re better than us? Don’t you???? Well maybe you’re right, but this is a great episode! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a mont...

6–17 The Kiss Hello 24.06.2026 2:13:50

“I hear EVERYTHING!” Join us as we discuss hair styles, Adam swelling and the act of smooching a person every time you see em. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The...

6-16 The Beard 10.06.2026 2:02:47

Where did the Chinese learn to cook like that???? Join us this week as we discuss Bald brothers, bald sisters and bald agains…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” Th...

6-15 The Highlights of 100 Part 2 27.05.2026 59:51

It’s a clip show about nothing, again! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruiningseinfeld?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_so...

6-14 The Highlights of 100 Part 1 13.05.2026 1:10:35

It’s clip show about nothing!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruiningseinfeld?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=co...

6-13 The Scofflaw 29.04.2026 2:20:05

Don’t worry your honor….hes in my custody. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruiningseinfeld?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&ut...

6-12 The Label Maker 15.04.2026 2:16:41

He’s a RE GIFTER!!!!!! Join us this week as we discuss Super Bowl fever , The ménage and Freebies !!!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio ht...

6-11 “The Race” 01.04.2026 2:34:13

Santa is not a commie!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruiningseinfeld?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&...

6-10 The Switch 18.03.2026 2:31:31

In the Middle Ages you could locked up for even suggesting our podcast! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruiningseinfeld...

6-9 The Secretary 04.03.2026 1:57:32

Sure, we could go the tomato route, But we thought we’d bring you this episode. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruining...

6-8 The Soup 18.02.2026 2:18:49

It’s the best, Jerry! The Best! This week we discussed whether or not soup is a meal, What exactly $20 can get you in New York City, And if Surp Surpish is olde English….. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly...

6-7 The Mom and Pop Store 04.02.2026 2:06:41

Jon Voight bit you???? It’s justifiable, he needs to stay relevant! This week we Pop woody, dissect Pitt, and instigate AND troublemake! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human...

6-6 The Gymnast 21.01.2026 1:57:47

You want DEEP FOCUS!!!! this week we delve into the trash, pass a stone and maybe prove some theories about Jerome… If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in...

6-5 The Couch 07.01.2026 2:00:44

Cmon! I had the arm, I’ve got my nuts here! JOE!!! This week we go all in on this Costanza guy. Get ready. Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Ruiningseinfeld?utm_mediu...

6-4 The Chinese Woman 23.12.2025 1:52:20

It’s a Festivus Miracle !!! Oh glorious day! Is the episode really releasing a day early? Darn tootin’. Happy Festivus and other holidays to those Who celebrate! This really is getting Ridicuruss…. Sorry… but it’s true! This week we discuss divorce, capes and late periods. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywher...

6-3 The Pledge Drive 10.12.2025 1:51:03

Middle finger straight up. At me…. At US! Join us as We discuss the phallic gesture, fixed incomes and high talking men. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link...

6-2 The Big Salad 26.11.2025 1:49:10

You Guggenheim…. I’m not much of a Guggenheimah…. This week we wax poetic about Safire, one color outfits and Tony Romas… a place for ribs! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Hu...

6-1 The Chaperone 12.11.2025 1:41:46

Here she is Miss Ameri- - Oh! This week you’ve caught us discussing Pigeon-cide , what color dress goes with green eyes And whether or not poise counts !!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our...

“Swings and Misses 5” 29.10.2025 1:35:30

It’s time discuss the best and worst of season 5! Join us and reminisce about the past 22 episodes, hear some listener thoughts and yell at us as we rank our favorites ! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly d...

5-22 The Opposite 15.10.2025 1:56:49

Shut your traps and quit kicking the seats!!!! We’re trying to do a podcast!!! This week we take you outside and show you what it’s like!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Hu...

5-21 The Hamptons 01.10.2025 2:04:02

Isn’t he GORGEOUS?????? We chat about shrinkage, snuggly babies and tomato platters If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://patreon.com/Rui...

5-20 The Raincoats Part 2 17.09.2025 1:55:33

GET THE SEINFELDS SOME WATER!!!!!! This week we ponder pairs of bear claws, pent up energy and the speed of a scared postal employee! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fu...

5-19 The Raincoats Part 1 03.09.2025 1:49:00

This week we get close!!! We chat about Morty and Jack’s relationship, The Costanza paella predicament and whether or not being too nice is a bad thing. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Pa...

5-18 The Fire 20.08.2025 1:40:18

This week it’s Clown-dimonium!!! George is in peak form As Kramer dates a toeless woman! Is it all a dream? Join us for the latest episode! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Hu...

5-17 The Wife 06.08.2025 2:00:17

You’ve got a lot to learn about pancakes. This week we wonder if men wear lockets, question kramers life choices and discuss pee pipes. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human...