Ruining Seinfeld

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Hop aboard the surreality bus tour with John (@surrealfeld) and Adam (@seinfeldepisodes) as they ruin their favorite thing on earth! Join them as they Pore over the excruciating minutiae and Ruin Seinfeld episode by episode. Obsessing over everything from wardrobe choices to personality quirks and ESPECIALLY the mistakes, they leave no stone unturned. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6Be sure to follow @ruiningseinfeld on instagram and Spotify and please leave a five star review anywhere you can!

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Ruining Seinfeld

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5-16 The Stand In 23.07.2025 1:50:19

I don’t know what he’s gonna do with all that potato salad!!!! This week we discuss cobblers vs Shoemakers, Outdated discriminatory terminology and whether or not giving cigarettes to an 8 year old, is a terminable offense… If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada...

“SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT” 16.07.2025 4:06

Sorry about there being no episode this week, it’s Too much to write about in this description, so just give a quick listen as John explains everything! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Pa...

5-15 The Pie 09.07.2025 1:50:51

If you’re one of us, you’ll take a bite…. This week we discuss , poopy pie, Poppie’s paws And plausible deniability If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in...

5-14 The Dinner Party 02.07.2025 1:47:14

LOOK TO THE COOKIE!!! This week we discuss hairy cakes, pee wee’s arch nemesis and big coats, big coats!!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bi...

5-13 The Marine Biologist 25.06.2025 1:43:59

THAR SHE BLOWWWWWWS!!!!!! This week we come face to face with the blowhole, Almost finish Rimsky and get clonked in the head!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” T...

5-12 The Stall 18.06.2025 1:35:24

This week, we wonder if having a cool friend is a bad thing, should you store salmon salad sandwiches in your pocket for extended amount of time, and whether or not Kramer has any idea what he’s doing on the side of a mountain…. All of this and more, on this weeks Ruining Seinfeld! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star revie...

5-11 The Conversion 11.06.2025 1:46:25

This week we wax philosophical about pious count dooku, lobster swans and novice toy collectors…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio https://p...

5-10 The Cigar Store Indian 04.06.2025 1:48:54

This week we ponder prophylactic wrappers and their significance in the Costanza’s home, amongst other things….. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in ou...

5-9 The Masseuse 28.05.2025 1:33:26

This week we discuss serial killers, Dionnes and if that kid at the ticket counter is king Buzzo of Melvins. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bi...

5-8 The Barber 21.05.2025 1:54:47

This week we discuss shoehorn hand having hipster doofuses, seconding scissor hand sentiments and a certain bald mailman…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The lin...

5-7 The Non-Fat Yogurt 14.05.2025 1:59:43

This week we ponder toppin’s, Bunsen burners and whether or not F@#K is an acceptable word in scrabble. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund” The link is in our bio htt...

5-6 The Lip Reader 07.05.2025 2:01:17

This week we wonder about slippery Pete, petty (or not so petty) breakups and how have you not heard of Metallica after enter sandman dropped? I mean seriously? Autocorrect even capitalized it. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would reall...

5-5 The Bris 30.04.2025 1:58:39

This week we discuss sausage slicing, finger dicing and pig men Jerry, pig men!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donatio...

5-4 The Sniffing Accountant 23.04.2025 1:53:54

I suck em down like Coca Cola…. This week we discuss Barry Prophet, a false prophet who buries profits! And lots of other stuff! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your...

5-3 The Puffy Shirt 16.04.2025 1:45:58

Aye captain!!! This week we be spinnin a yarn about shirts -a- puffin, low talkin maidens and tassel wearing news anchors…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brai...

5-2 The Glasses 09.04.2025 1:50:33

I don’t know what to tell ya Elton! This week we ponder who would steal prescription glasses, puffy popples and bad foam jobs. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your b...

5-1 The Mango 02.04.2025 1:43:12

This week we discuss baloney and whether or not it’s phony… also George has bedroom issues…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a month...

Unseen Characters 26.03.2025 2:23:57

Adam is taking a much needed vacation before we get going on Season 5, so let’s follow John as he travels back through the space time continuum and revisits his First ever podacasting experience! John sits in with Adam and Eric on a very special episode of their show; The place to be: a Seinfeld Podcast. Eavesdrop on their conversation about the many wonderful, unseen characters of Seinfeld. It is...

Swings and Misses Season 4 19.03.2025 1:33:12

Join us as we rank our favorite episodes of the fourth season of Seinfeld! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to “Th...

4-24 The Pilot Part 2 12.03.2025 2:04:33

This week we yada yada about multiple Kramers, a spicy pepper and the BARTH of it all. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly don...

4-23 The Pilot Part 1 05.03.2025 1:46:10

This week we wonder about obsession, obstruction and observation …. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to “The Human...

4-22 The Smelly Car 26.02.2025 2:00:49

This week we wonder why B.O. exists, ponder the Schlub factor in Elaine’s dates and Kramer early KAVORKA….. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it t...

4-21 The Junior Mint 19.02.2025 1:41:46

This week we process homicide, Mr. Thirsty and condiment themed triangles. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to “Th...

4-20 The Handicap Spot 12.02.2025 2:02:56

This week we discuss tremor damping, hating the Drake and a tale of two Franks. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation t...

4-19 The Implant 05.02.2025 2:01:38

This week we discuss switching fishes, confederate money and double dippage. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be great. You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to “...