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Hmm. Today, I will experience catharsis . Internet reviews for whatever they're doing at the True Lemon drink mix powder lab, big honkin' lavender-scented French soap, 'Hachi: A Dog's Tale', 'Fire Country', 'Cinderella Skeleton: A Halloween Story Book for Kids', and being uncomfortable at the Crown Gold Exchange somewhere in Idaho. For the segment, we get the fi...

I been afraid ever since I saw Gremlins 2 when I was a kid. This week we have reviews for housefly-attracting mosquito repellent, Red Vines, ear plugs, making your brain numb with Backstreet Boy's Backstreets Back, and seeing more plaque than tooth as a result of some weird kid's electric toothbrush. For the segment, we once again remix the infamous a_different_drummer on Reviewer Redux! B...

If they ran out, would they even be them? This week we have some internet reviews for Swedish Fish, stress relief supplements, jump rope, and also 'internal deodorant' bismuth supplements. For the segment, we once again wade into the Craigslist part of the internet for some Unfinished Business. A little extra sauce on mine, please! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydo...

Recycle THIS! We have internet reviews for getting messy with Scrub Daddy, the old Super Mario Bros cartoon (yes, that one), a gas siphoning tube, Nickelodeon's Butt Ugly Martians, and two hundred dollar brain wellness pills. For the segment, we meet the man behind the McRib on Upon Further Review! Checking again... Results are not good on the trash situation, boss. Want more party? Check it o...

It's called deodorant, it's not expensive. This week we have some dank internet reviews for Transformers (2007), Dove soap and it's smell technology, Bumblee Tuna Salad "On The Run", and Reel Big Fish's Turn the Radio Off. For the segment, we jump back to imdb to enjoy a Reviewer Redux with the illusive EnigmaMrR. Now hit the showers! Want more party? Check it out at http...

We all know one, we all love one, heck, we might even be a white guy who likes beer. Uncorking internet reviews for seamless thong undies, millennial grey olive oil dispensers, finding out company secrets at Pizza Plus, and getting some soft instrumental vibes from Pixar's 'Hoppers'. For the segment, we go over from Yelp reviews from Jerry Seinfeld on Celebrity Reviews! (We're like...

You break it, you buy it. Internet reviews for pickle juice shots, the Lizzie McGuire Movie, frozen breakfast burritos, taking pictures of men who are doing your tree services, and Marty Supreme. For the segment we Memento MoReview singer/songwriter Neil Sedaka. Bueller, Bueller, Bureller... Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Like, dig this vibe, man. Internet reviews for emotional support stuffies, getting slurm-brained off of Futurama and the Evil Dead movies, getting smooth with Dr. Squatch deodorant, and a butter dispenser that reveals a lot more about a greater dairy schism. For the segment, we check out some apples on the lovely Apple Rankings. Thats what's called knowing your groceries, ya dig? Want more par...

Don't even THINK of throwing down around here or you'll end up peeling potatoes til the robots come home! This week we let loose with some reviews of very caucasian tortilla bowls, the wild requests of cameramen at the Flying Walrus Bar, and a feeble attempt to be critical of Sinners. We dip into the papers for this week's segment and get some help in Thanks, Abby! You wanna tap in? On...

You don't wanna know what Booboo is up to. This week we have internet reviews for getting carrots on Amazon, the Tiki Juice Bar at Disney Land, Home2 Suites by Hilton, The Flinstones, and the first bowling alley in the United States. For the segment, we cringe at more clickbait headlines on It Came From the Internet! Hold your loved ones close and your picnic baskets closer. Want more party? C...

Hunkering down in The Bunker so no one can criticize me again. Now that is awesome. Internet reviews FOR! gaudy car windshield decals, 'Reaching Home: A Post-Apocalyptic Journey' and the nature of the obligatory, having the full experience at A La Mode Pies in Vancouver, getting kimchi from Amazon, and bringing it all together at Baker's Square. For the segment, we have a round up of r...

You know that one Nightmare on Elm Street scene with the Q-tip? This episodes kind of like that, but with less striped sweaters. As with all great hits, here's a lovely little medley of fun reviews and laughs from the past! From Ep. 95: we hear about 'The Green Mile' (the censored, "VidAngel" version?), from Ep. 98: we talk about Survivor and Jeff Probst, from Ep. 100: we lea...

It's not a great place to be, huddled in a heap at the bottom of a crater. We do have great internet reviews for organic eggs from Amazon, Jellystone Park in Caledoinia, hanging with super chill downstairs dwellers on SniffSpot.com, giving powerful praise to Twelve Monkeys(1995), and enjoying a yelp of Palmer Place in Illinois. For the segment, we once again do battle with DarkLordMark on Revi...

You want NOTHING TO DO with THIS JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do want some of these tasty internet reviews, including finding out about the movie 'Faithful Findings', the Professional Hypnotism Manual, getting a bra at the world's biggest yard sale, Fallout: New Vegas, and watermelon juice. For the segment, we look at a review for James Cameron's Avatar from Uncle John's Bathroom Re...

This one goes out to all the dweebazoids out there. Jam packed with internet reviews for messing around with herbal foot pads, getting deformed and full of blood with Sin City (2005), a Half Priced Books in Illinois, getting non-scientific with Neutonic energy drinks, and an Apple Podcast review for Batman: The Audio Adventures Podcast. In the segment we find some perfect pictures and awful clickb...

That's a real brain boggler! This week we got some hot internet reviews for suspicious toilet paper usage, the jingling at Swift Wash car wash, and Amazon Ring cameras. For the segment, we read some reviews written by Chicago local legend, "Mancow" Muller. Ohhhhhh boy! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Ho ho ho and who's your Daddy, now? It ain't your Pappy's Santy Claus. Hip, young Father Christmas showed up this week with a hard-shell backpack full of reviews for holiday favorites like Danish Butter Cookies and Canned Pumpkin, Beach Boys Christmas music and a Reindeer Onesie, Christmas Above the Clouds and other notable examples of seasonal ephemera like the JFK Presidential Librar...

Put this in your bottle and cork it! Internet reviews for things like pumping on Crystal Lite energy mix, Snow Day (2000), getting masculine with electric water guns, and the alt girl that works at Family Video. That's some good tonic! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Probiotic and cultured and soured; now that's a cream. This week's episode is jam packed with internet reviews for getting the big orange soda at the AMC movie theater, organic sour cream powder, The Grinch (2018) annnnd How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), DC comics Starship Godzilla, Zatannic Panic, and The Boy Wonder, and offering some earthiness with canned pumpkin pie filling. For t...

This episode is dedicated to the scumbags and posers who didn't stand by the party when the chips were down... This week we have internet reviews for a dad mug, Balanced Rock hiking area, Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue, 'The Grinch' (2000), and were biker smut 'Blood and Whiskey'. For the segment, we take a trip to the Pages of Peterman for some classic clothing product listi...

I made a popsicle stick house! Wonderful internet reviews for wonderful El Yucateco hot sauce, experiencing a selenite crystal digging area, sidewalk chalk, Predator: Badlands, and The Adventures of Captain Underpants. Pull my finger. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Pick up enough chicks and you can move up to heavier things, like chickens. This week we have internet reviews for Pizza One in Vancouver, Womb dance club in Tokyo, a fancy shingle cutter, a biker gang romance novel, and the Sequoia 9 movie theater in Kansas. For the segment we deep dive into Brach's turkey dinner candy corn on It Came From the Internet! It's that easy, folks. Want more pa...

You don't want to solve for this Y, Junior. Not on a full stomach, anyway. We have a lovely set of internet reviews this week, including (but not limited to) Fruit Pebble flavored Sparking Water from Liquid Death, fake mustaches' ability to absorb pacific northwestern goo, being a true human being in 'Wreck It Ralph', and a banana-based health supplement. We also do a deep dive int...

Let them listen to podcasts! This week we have internet reviews for chilling in the time tube with a travel neck pillow, Oz Park in Chicago's alleged rats, hemorrhaging money with the Silent Hill movie, going for a Superman aesthetic with a muscle-themed coffee mug, and supporting our locals at Scrims' Esports Center. For the segment, we hit a Review Redux with Dark Lord Mark. It's all...

Happy Ghoulsday Reviewlsday! The boys are back with another spooky installment of grimy, Halloweentimey reviews, like for flesh-toned barefeet slippers and the fits they help you get, the faded lore of The Grudge franchise, caskets that smell pretty okay I guess, a book of Poe (but not Poe's words), and a wide-eyed, chainsaw wielding scarer. We dive deep into history for some classic reviews o...