Repressed Humor Issues

So life got in the way of us taping for a bit, so to make up for it we give you a two-for-one special: Two episodes launching at the same time. In this episode of RepressedHumorIssues, Dan and Ryan go to far with the jokes about the Gas Station Snack Food Religion, pissing off the evangelicals and our 1.5 fans. Then we.... WHO CARES!!! GO WATCH THE SHITSHOW THE NEXT EPISODE BECAME! I literally wou...

This is the second episode this week, as we have fallen behind due to life events. But oh boy this is a doozy. We start by apologizing... A LOT.... for the singing and the religious stuff at the beginning of Episode 4. (We aren't really sorry). We also apologize for letting AI create a new religion. (We aren't really sorry). Then we apologize for making the start of that episode sound like...

"Holy Crap" doesn't even begin to sum this one up. Season 4 Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues — Holy Hotdog Hymnals — starts innocently enough with a conversation about Ring Doorbells and the unhinged things they capture at three in the morning, and then spirals into the kind of episode that offends roughly every demographic on the planet. By the time the exit music plays, Ryan and...

Have you ever let AI do something for you and then immediately regretted it? Welcome to Season 4 Episode 2 of Repressed Humor Issues — Quintessential Queef Queries — where the hosts let artificial intelligence write them a script and then attempted to perform it. The results are exactly as catastrophic, hilarious, and deeply uncomfortable as you'd expect from a show that has spent three season...

The rumors are true. Just like a Justin Bieber Sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits concert at the Iowa State Fair, Repressed Humor Issues is here to annoy you with a unique and entirely unwanted brand of humor. Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1 — Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks — and consider this entire season one big apology tour. We're not apologizing because we feel bad. We're apologizing beca...

We're back..... STOP THROWING THINGS!!!! See the trailer for Season 4 of Repressed Humor Issues, taped on a cold, wet day in Amsterdam... Season 4 officially launches in 1 week! I SAID STOP THROWING THINGS!!!! Fine... Just watch the trailer.

It's the Season 3 finale of Repressed Humor Issues, and we're going out the same way we came in: with absolutely zero class, maximum chaos, and a title that will make your podcast app blush. Welcome to Feces Finale Fixation — the wildly unfiltered, completely unscripted series finale that caps off twenty episodes of comedy that should probably require a waiver. In this episode, Ryan and Da...

I'm dreading writing this description, but here goes. In Season 3 Episode 19 of Repressed Humor Issues — Samwise's Scottish Sphincter — Ryan and Dan tackle all the tough topics of the day. And by "tough topics," we mean: how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could realistically ship from New Zealand, why Domino's Pizza needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea...

Ryan's back from Iceland! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win! But unfortunately, Ryan survived his transatlantic adventure and returned to the Repressed Humor Issues microphone with stories, opinions, and the same chaotic energy that has made this comedy podcast both beloved and feared since 2023. In Season 3 Episode 18 — Puffin Penis Pudding — Ryan and Dan discuss the pressing issu...

With Ryan gallivanting across the Atlantic Ocean — and Dan never having wished for an iceberg this hard in his life — Season 3 Episode 17 of Repressed Humor Issues welcomes a very special guest host: Daniel. That's right. Dan and Daniel. Hosting a podcast together. This isn't going to get confusing at all. Nope. Not one bit. Okay, it gets confusing almost immediately, and it's hilariou...

Just when you thought the Repressed Humor Issues crew couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you catastrophically wrong in Season 3 Episode 16 — Shameless Septum Splooge. Thank you for watching. We mean listening. Actually, we don't know what we mean anymore. This episode opens with a tribute to two titans of their respective fields: Ozzy Osbourne and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. The connection...

Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason. Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image,...

The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do. The randomness continues on this episode of Repressed Humor Issues.

How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted...

Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches to squeaky tanks, Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed HumorIssues handles the topics of the day — like what do dreams mean and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn). Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is officially taking bracket submissions, so head over to repressedhumorissues.com and submit your...

Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit! Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI says how the fight goes down and who wins! The person with the most interesting, most accurate, or just...

Just when you think Ryan has said the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 — Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies — is one of those episodes that makes you question your life choices for listening. Knee wetting jokes make their triumphant return, and the merch store at repressedhumorissues.com gets a shoutout where you can grab the cover art for every episode...

As a pre-Memorial Day treat, Season 3 Episode 10 of RepressedHumor Issues brings back the fan-favorite segment from Season 1: Celebrity Cage Match! But this time, Ryan and Dan have made it worse — in the best possible way. The hosts discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores,and other random establishments would win in one-on-one combat, setting upCelebrity Cage Match 2: Enrag...

There's a new pope! Baby Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! And Ryan's Airbnb guests are absolutely psycho! Season 3 Episode 9 of Repressed Humor Issues packs more random topics into one episode than most podcasts cover in a season. Titled "Silverware Splooge Surprise" — yes, you read that correctly — this episode delivers the unhinged energy that has made RHI a cult...

Buckle up for another episode of Repressed Humor Issues thatgoes completely off the rails. Ryan starts the episode solo while Dan sorts outhis technical issues — and honestly, Ryan alone with a microphone is both agift and a hazard. Once Dan arrives, the conversation careens through arm-wrestling deformities, the return of knee wetting jokes, taint trauma revisited, and an uncomfortably detailed d...

We're already a third of the way through Season 3 of RepressedHumor Issues and the words "Taint Terror" have finally arrived. Buckle up for one of the most unhinged episodes yet in this unfiltered,unscripted comedy podcast. In this episode of the Repressed Humor Issuespodcast, hosts Ryan and Dan tackle everything from tumbleweeds blowing throughRyan's brain to Ryan's mom'...

I feel dirty typing this..... I'm pretty sure there are some parts of this that will get us banned.... Rightfully so... In this episode, Ryan and Dan discuss a bunch of stuff and then talk and talk and talk, and finally end with and ending... Please don't ban us!!!!

Continuing the pattern of "OMG what is wrong with you two??" Ryan and Dan established last week, this week's episode contains conversations about the following: Cathy Kenda and Ryan's mom's desire to replace her in Joe's life. Billy Corgan and Caillou. Hockey Championship Cheaters and the Not Hockey League. The Whiskileaks Controversy Why Dan called Ryan the Beanie Baby Bandit in a meeting. Deodor...

Whoooo boy.... I thought we did every bad thing we could do, and then this episode happened. Everything was going well... We had a few more subscribers, the video thing was working well, and we were keeping up with a once-a-week recordings.... And then...... RYAN SAID VARMINT VULVA VENGEANCE!!!! WHY!!????!!!?? I am so so sorry.

Oh boy... This one's a doozy. In Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues we tackle some hot-button issues... Like the definition of Daddy issues, what is Brown Water Rafting, how we may need a new pope soon, why Ghost Hunting is stupid, and how Ryan's dog is a wuss. Don't ask why..... You don't want the answer.