Reality Check, Please

For the first time in Housewives history we have... a cannibalism storyline in Atlanta!? Does Phaedra really eat dead people? Plus, Matt has an amazing business venture for K Michelle! Over in Rhode Island, Alicia is giving us killer line after killer line (Matt also has a business venture for her) and Jenn is definitely not leaving her husband with Jo-Ellen's sister (nor should anybody!). Plu...

The winner of Season 18 wasn't the biggest shocker, although Nini's performance really got us stimulated! The real question is: did the queens really vote Jane Don't as Miss Congeniality?

We aren't psychiatrists but that doesn't stop us from pretending to be one! In our RHOBH recap we saying goodbye to the $40K Gucci Bear, using matcha is ways God probably didn't intend, and wondering exactly what is up with Dorit this season!? And then, our Ladies of London recap devolves into our most contentious discussion ever as we debate who is right, who is wrong, and who's a...

Forget player... is Cirie the most magnetic, charismatic person ever?! This was the best episode of the season, and not just because Coach's torch was snuffed!

Sutton can't seem to find her way on Beverly Hills... and she, Kyle, and Erika can't seem to find their way to Dorit's book cover launch party! Ladies of London leads to a Jenn & Matt standoff about Mark-Francis' behavior! Is calling him a bully too far? In Atlanta, Porsha comes for Kelli and Kelli can't come out of it smelling like roses. And Rhode Island is all about the...

Can you ZOOM in on the misogyny? Coach is finally coaching like only Coach can... and it's bananas. Will RizGod give into the misogynistic allure of the Four Horsemen or will he stick with the (poorly named) Cirie and the Rizard of Oz? Will the DragonSlayer ever be slain?! But one thing is for sure: there's no such thing as too much Tiffany!

Jenn's still reeling from Jane Don't's elimination but that doesn't stop her from making up multiple words! Oh, and launching Matt Bomer's political campaign. Plus, do we have egg on our faces for ever doubting Darlene's abilities?!

We are back and so is our girl Erika who has finally put Dorit in her place... the ashtray. Plus, Porsha is back on our screens, Rhode Island is amazing (needs more Dolores), and the Ladies of London really needs to be on 52 weeks a years! 9:36 RHOBH Recap 23:40 RHOA Recap  39:22 RHORI Recap  55:09 Ladies of London Recap 

Ozzy and Rizo sitting in an... exile island tree! We'll spare you the Jeff monologue and just say one of our favorites went home and one lived to see another day. This episode not brought to you by Applebees although maybe it should be so maybe reach out, AppBee.

Jenn is Karen-ing out over the shocking elimination of Jane Don't but Matt has his tinfoil hat back out that this is all preset and the competition really doesn't matter! But we can both agree that they should never bring the puppets out again.

On Ladies of London, Lottie has the world's smallest baby bump and Margo has the world's smallest bottle of rosé! And over in Beverly Hills, there's a lone gelato man wandering around a town with a population of zero hoping another reality show comes to film. Plus, before the recaps we talk AI, Claude, and Personal Colorings. 8:13 RHOBH Recap 32:23 Ladies of London Recap

One of us turned a corner with RizGOD and one of us is an undercover Swiftie, apparently. Plus, we discuss the "Zoom alliance" rumors, Jeff's "impressions", and the lack of female representation this season. And we give ourselves nicknames just like Coach would do. Oh, and how exactly did Angelina manage to keep that lashes so erect?! The most fun you'll have listening...

Has Discord's delusion finally found a bottom? Should Darlene have won the Family Resemblance challenge? Can Danielle Pinnock become a permanent judge? We answer these questions and more, as well as discuss the latest turmoil swirling around Chappell Roan and how exactly that relates to Discord's disposition.

Sometimes the world of Reality TV gives us too much to discuss! From the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette drama, to The Real Housewives of Miami being put on pause AGAIN, to Amanda feeling emotionally unsafe at dinner, we are breaking it all down like only two lunatics like us can. Plus, how short do you like a man's shorts to be? Have you rated Jenn's feet on her WikiFeet? How good is Har...

One of us fast-forwarded through the Zac Brown concert while one of us cried?! That's the kind of varied opinions you're gonna get in this Survivor recap! But if there's one thing we can agree on it's that Emily is out of her mind.

The Drag Race Roast, a wonderful time to be a prop queen, apparently! Jenn and Matt have very different takes on this week's winner. Listen in and let us know who you agree with!

On a scale of 1 to Cardboard how does a Kid Cuisine hold up in 2026? We discuss in our latest Nostalgia Check. Plus it's all about Amanda, Amanda, Amanda in a Very Brady Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap. And over on Ladies of London, Dara makes a villainous return to gaslight us all... and we love it! Plus, do British people actually hate feelings?

Despite Jeff's musical interlude, we're loving this season of Survivor! This recap episode is brought to you by Christian's "acting" and the most expensive Scrabble letter. It's almost as chaotic as Emily's gameplay!

It’s all about the safety pins! Should Discord have gotten the boot? Will Jane fly away with the win? Who is actually a top?!

After a little break, we're back with our main episode and let us tell you... Ladies of London: The New Reign is AMAZING TV. But before we dig into that, we're debating sleeping on a sofa and just how bad is the thumbs up in 2026? Plus, we wrap up The Traitors win (Jenn's ovaries could barely take it) and talk RHOBH. But if you're not watching those Ladies of London, start right no...

Come on in! It’s Billie Eilish’s favorite podcast recapping Billie Eilish’s favorite competition reality show, Survivor!* How do we feel about the Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol? What birds of a feather do we think will stick together? Does this early buff drop make us happier than ever?  Find out our answers to all of that and more in what’s sure to be your #1 new Survivor 50 recap podcast that wil...

This Drag Race recap starts with an apology to the three people who were very upset with us online! Then it's time to discuss the Snatch Game of Love Island. Was it better than OG Snatch? Did the right queen win? And what exactly was that lip sync?

Jenn loves Rob. Matt loves Stacey. Both of the recaps in this episode reflect that. Plus we dig into how dirty Tara did Natalie on The Traitors and how Keiarna needs to, ahem, reFRAME her approach to the show. The most fun you’ll have listening to a recap pod, we swear!

She hilarious, she's spunky, she's ready to recap the Real Housewives! Viral sensation Leah Rudick joins us to discuss her career, characters, and Beverly Hills Housewives like only she can! What's Joannie's tagline? We got it. What's Leah's fave childhood snack? We got it? What's Wealthy Woman doing tonight? We don't got it. But we do got who she'd be hanging o...

Drag Race did political ads and we're being very liberal with our thoughts! Who do we think actually should have won? Does Juicy get away without wearing wigs? And which one of us has uncovered a possible bias against redheads?!