Qualified Nonsense

Apologies in advance for the audio issues in this episode. We had some internet delays which caused some of the audio to lag, so please bear with us. In this week's show, we cover the concept of a familiar and tasks we would give our familiars, types of pets that are best for families, black and white film, the fastest way to our hearts, things we wish we liked more, fresh vs fried food, and more!...

In this episode, we cover advice we'd give our younger selves, our favorite crimes and conspiracies, our favorite vices, favorite summer pastimes, things we wish we were proficient at, getting railed in a sundress, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: French Yogurt Cake (Jake) Feit Electric Light Bulbs (Matt) 'Post Office' by Charles Bukowski (Brandon) Please send in...

This week, we discuss: a spouse discovering an old OnlyFans account, how we stay organized, fear of flying, which Disney character we identify with, wiping etiquette, summers vs winters, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: Saltbox Seafood Joint (Jake) North Carolina Travels (Matt) H-Mart (Matt) Suspenders (Brandon) Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednons...

In this episode, we cover: how to deal with an office bully, reflections accomplishments when approaching midlife, if we've ever been in fights, camping vs glamping, tapas or pasta, anagrams, March Madness, and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Thee Lakesiders (Jake) 'Creepshow' Graphic Novel (Brandon) March Madness bracket (Matt) Please send in an advice question to: qualified...

This week, we discuss: nudity and why there are so many hang ups surrounding it, reflections on personal growth since high school, judging others based on your conception of them in the past, if there's an afterlife, personal taboos, what we wanted to be after high school, and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Drinks by the Dram (Jake) Hari Kondabolu stand-up (Brandon) 'Purple...

WARNING: This episode gets quite blue. Listener discretion is advised as we discuss: jokes (both the clean, dirty, and filthy kind), accidents and injuries, our first jobs, people we would trade places with, things that make us happy and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Vinyl Vehicle Wraps (Matt) '9 to 5: The Musical' (Brandon) 'Newsies' (Jake) Museum of Life & Science in...

In this episode, we discuss: ways to limit screentime for yourself, things NOT to name your new baby, some funny real-world names, which animal we would be, hot tubs vs saunas vs cold plunges, the things we think about before going to sleep, and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Dashi Ramen (Jake) 'Lockwood & Co.' (Jake) 'I Vitelloni' (Brandon) 'Drive to Survive' (Matt) Cra...

This week, we cover topics such as: motivating teens to do chores, motivating ourselves to get healthier this year, our favorite weather, music genres, skydiving, and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: 'Abbott Elementary' (Jake) Same Same restaurant (Brandon) Bruce Springsteen Concert (Matt) Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to ra...

It's our dirty 30! On this 30th episode, we cover how to get rid of a high school reputation, tips for saving money during "No Spend April", high school embarrassments, our favorite qualities about ourselves, visiting our hometown, our biggest mistakes and lessons learned from them, and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Tokyo Bananas (Jake) '80 For Brady' (Brandon) 'La Dolce Vi...

In this episode, we cover how to handle a problematic friend/coworker, repetitive jokes, AIM screen names, things we're looking forward to, our childhood dream jobs, and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Playing soccer with kids (Jake) Woodworking classes (Brandon) Mushrooms (Matt) Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, revie...

This week, we get into topics like: tips for traveling to Texas and how to handle embarrassing situations like farting at a job interview. Plus, we cover Southern and Texas cuisine, discuss Texas geography poorly, autobiography titles, work from home setups, the best compliments we've received and more! Things we've consumed discussed in the episode: Pwnisher's YouTube Channel (Jake) 'Tár' (Brando...

In this episode, we get into topic like: tools needed for home maintenance, tips on whether or not to join the mile high club, the game 'No Thank You Evil', 'Poker Face', The Scarecrows, things we wish we were better at, zombie weapons of choice, how we'd spend our last day on earth, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like...

This week, we cover whether or not virtual friendships are as legitimate as in-person ones, getting diarrhea while on a date, DrLupo, 'That Texas Blood', sensory deprivation tanks, garden hose sprayers, the Third Place, toilet paper vs bidets, guilty pleasures, jury duty, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscrib...

In this episode, we discuss settling minor arguments with your significant other, blind spots we have in pop culture, 'The Menu', 'Tulsa King', pottery classes, if we've ever gone viral online (including the time when Jake accidentally went viral in the adult fetish community), our favorite rainy day activities, things that consistently make us laugh, and more! Here's a link to the video we mentio...

On this week's episode, we finally figure out how to use a soundboard live on the show, and it gets abused immediately. Plus, we discuss a question related to Meatloaf's hit song, 'I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)', how to stay motivated at a hobby, gose beer, HBO's 'The Last of Us', 'The English', volcanoes, features we notice on others, our senses of style, and more! Please sen...

This week we cover such topics as: video game addiction, places we would NOT like to travel to, Netflix's 'Wednesday', 'Babylon', trampoline parks, our least favorite beverages, favorite pizza toppings, places we go to be alone, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for...

On this episode, we cover topics such as: the effects of lending money to friends, tips for combating seasonal depression, pizza, fried chicken, Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol', 'The Banshees of Inisherin', recent discoveries in the field of energy, landscapes we'd like to live in, childhood fears, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, r...

In this first episode of the new year, the guys discuss such topics as: things in our lives we consider luxuries, whether or not it's worth it to debate politics with others, The White Lotus, Coke vs Pepsi, Oktoberfest lager, Fortnite, naps, recent vacations, our favorite subjects in school, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, revie...

Happy New Year! This week, we cover topics like advice you'd give yourself only a year ago, New Years Eve plans as you get older, building a PC, rat extermination, highland cows, champagne, words to describe the previous year, goals for 2023, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choic...

Come in and know me better, man! On our Christmas extravaganza episode, we have two special guests joining us: longtime friends of the hosts, Ryan and Dane! We cover such topics as: accepting large gifts from family, non-Christmassy Christmas movies, prisons, 3D printers, board games, Stollen, guilty holiday pleasures, holiday drinks, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsen...

This week's holiday-centric episode covers a wide range of topics, including: finding Christmas cheer, the host's favorite memories as friends, our grandparents' houses, first drinks, a long discussion about afghan blankets for some reason, turkey vs ham, types of winters we prefer, and more! Please send in an advice question to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like a...

Happy Holidays! This Christmas-themed episode is packed full of topics such as: love languages, telling your children about Santa, Hallmark movies, playing Santa, sledding, hot cocoa vs mulled wine vs hot cider, and more! Thanks for listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Credit to https://www. FesliyanStudios.com for the background music Sound Effects: https://www.za...

This episode of QN covers the gamut from advice for expecting one's first child and restaurant etiquette tips (Hint: Tips), to shy bladders, Saint Dolly Parton, skiing, favorite body parts, and more! Thanks for listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Happy Thanksgiving! This week, we cover topics like reflecting on life choices at 40, ongoing family holiday traditions, project management, engagements, tsunamis, hangnails, adult beverages, and more! We're thankful that you're listening! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

On this episode, we discuss frustrations between spouses when it comes to environmentalism, travel recommendations in the Pacific Northwest, plus we cover our alma maters, when we got drivers licenses, chocolate preferences, and more! Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Music: Ace Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com