Qualified Nonsense

Bugs and kisses, dear listener! Come boo-gie down with us for this spooky skele-bration! Let us tickle your funny bone this week by discussing such topics as: our favorite and least favorite Halloween candies, Marry/F*ck/Kill (Monster Edition!), places that give us an eerie feeling, Halloween plans with kids, things that scare kids, effective scary movies, and more! Please consider becoming a Patr...

On this episode, we try to do our best celebrity impressions, reveal our Amazon order history, discuss skills we wish we had, and talk about things like 'No One Will Save You', 'Sex Education', 'The Great British Bakeoff', 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus, long running TV shows, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patre...

This week, we cover our worst first dates, being called out for offending someone, things we would want to farm, C'est Si Bon! in Portland, Jake attending another wedding, Brandon getting a COVID/flu shot, walnuts, our favorite nuts, Carolina reaper peppers, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/Qualified...

In this episode we cover dreams we would drop everything for to pursue, the latest we have stayed out recently, what we know enough about to teach, foods we're looking forward to for fall, fall weather, pumpkins, pumpkin pie, homebrewed beer vs commercial beer, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/Qualif...

On this week's show, we cover how high and low our voices can go, things we have changed our views on, places we don't want to vacation, Oktoberfest, mattresses, a Beyonce concert, mailbox shenanigans, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednons...

In this week's show, we cover how we would hide out as fugitives, revisiting and reevaluating media from our pasts, Prince Albert piercings and how much we'd need to be paid for various piercings and tattoos, stress dreams, wedding attendance, a smash burger pop up, winning money at video lottery, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content a...

On this week's episode, we cover attending festivals, purchases we've regretted/been happy with, jobs we would take in a wealthy estate, photography, the Intercoastal Waterway in NC, fishing, Oktoberfest marzen, Lindsey Stirling, wine/wine glasses, mattresses, Urdaneta in Portland, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a mont...

This week's show covers topics such as: our favorite live performances, our favorite cocktails for each season, things that annoy us more than usual, a shooting at Jake's workplace, 'Poker Face', Can Can Cabaret in Seattle, The Gipsy Kings, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send any...

This is a recording our first ever live show, recorded Sunday August 27 and broadcasted live on YouTube and Twitch! You can find the video version of this podcast now at youtube.com/qualifiednonsense . Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail...

In this episode, we talk about getting scammed, whether we'd want to be trapped in a video game or live a video game in the real world, luxuries we are willing to pay for, things we are unwilling to pay for, LSD/psychedelics, mushrooms, fungus, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send...

This week on the pod, we talk about vegetarianism/veganism, the final meals we'd eat on death row, pasta and noodles, Jake's phone's algorithm, internet ads, Hard and soft Mountain Dew, the North Carolina Zoo, the ethics of zoos, 'Meg 2', and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send any qu...

On this week's show, we talk about our thoughts on modern art, the most embarrassing phase of our lives, our coffee preferences, Thai food spice levels, Jake and Matt's kids' back-to-school, theater camp, kids dressing themselves, learning chores, Fern Ridge Lake, sailing, 'Isle of Dogs', Wes Anderson, grocery stores, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start ge...

This week, we talk about recent UFO revelations, reincarnation, sports we would excel at currently, drag racing, Chicago, flying first class, Jake's work life, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Please send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to...

We've reached the dubious milestone of 50 episodes! On this week's program, we talk about Prime Day, Matt's new pool, physical media, digital advertising, Jake's neighbor's pool, state fairs, 'How to Sell a Haunted House' by Grady Hendrix, flag burning, peeing in the shower and in pools, musical genres we would want to be famous for, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show...

On this week's show, we talk about Jake's getting accustomed to his new job, Brandon's 3rd wedding anniversary, shaving our heads, our feelings about cruises, whether we would rather die on a mountain or going cave diving, intrusive thoughts, what we like to cook to impress people, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a mont...

In this episode, we talk about Jake's new job, boating, Jason Isbell, mattresses, local commercials, Ramblin' Rod, Rogaine, tattoos, things we enjoy that others don't, DIY furniture, 3 wishes we would ask a genie for, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Please send any questions or com...

CHECK OUT OUR NEW PATREON AND CONSIDER BECOMING A PATRON: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Due to last week's issues with Matt's internet, he is absent from this episode, but Jake and Brandon manage to hold things down. This week, we talk about tactile activites we enjoy, movie/TV quotes we use in daily life, pub trivia, book reviewing, 'Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny', Jake's new job orientat...

CHECK OUT OUR NEW PATREON AND CONSIDER BECOMING A PATRON: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense First off, we apologize for a technical issue late in the episode. We lost Matt's audio for the last 15 minutes or so of the episode, so it is a little shorter than normal. In the episode, we talk about tie dyeing, Jake's new job, painting, homebrewing, 'Asteroid City', IMAX, 'Severance', phrases we have learne...

CHECK OUT OUR NEW PATREON AND CONSIDER BECOMING A PATRON: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense In this episode, we take on a new format by talking about things we can do as adults that we couldn't as children, UFOs, aliens, the universe, what we make for breakfast, homebrewing, the Flemish language, edibles, and more! Please send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

CHECK OUT OUR NEW PATREON AND CONSIDER BECOMING A PATRON: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense This week, we talk about our thoughts on kids swearing and swearing in general, a listener encountering frequent harassment in public, if we would make good spies, our favorite childhood video games, to kill or not to kill bugs, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: Foster's Key Li...

This week, we talk about tips for quitting smoking, tackling a fear of flying, types of noodles, if we'd rather be in jail or a coma, our favorite quotes, whether we'd like a long boring life or short and exciting one, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: TikTok Chef Jesse Jenkins AKA @adip_food (Jake) Tumwater Vineyard (Matt) Dice Stack (Brandon) Please send your ad...

This episode is posting on Matt's birthday, so HBD, Matt! In this week's show, we talk about the pros and cons of opening your own restaurant, summer vacation ideas for a teacher, humanity's worst quality, whether we'd rather lose our sight or our memories, things that give us hope for the future, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: Knife sharpening (Jake) 'Women' b...

This week, we discuss near-death experiences and whether we felt changed after them, dealing with boring coworkers, morning vs evening showers, condiments, lessons learned from our parents, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: 'Bake Off: The Professionals' (Jake) Hot Mustard Doritos (Matt) Hendricks Park Rhododendron Garden in Eugene, OR (Brandon) Please send your ad...

In this episode, we cover the challenges associated with artificial intelligence in the workplace, rekindling the spark in a busy marriage, our bucket list vacations, which thing we would want unlimited supplies of, which language we would learn in a week, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: Shin Ramen (Jake) Turquoise ring from Antiques & Art on Main in Pendlet...

In this week's show, we cover what would need to happen in order for us to move to an undesirable location, our thoughts on cancel culture, 'Labyrinth', tall clothing, our recent search histories, planning pranks, celebrity deaths, and more! Things we've consumed that were discussed in the episode: Wingspan board game (Jake) True Classic t-shirts (Matt) 'Barry' (Brandon) 'John Wick' (Brandon) Plea...