Offside Remarks

In this week's episode of Offside Remarks, we recap the top 3 match results from the weekend, including two upsets that shifted the table. Then we deep dive on Liverpool FC and the dark history associated with the team, and answer one of the most important questions about Premier League football: Why can't I bring my beer to my seat? Music: Sovereignty by KETSA X THE CONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE v...

In this week's episode of Offside Remarks, we recap the top 3 (just kidding, actually 4) match results from the weekend, including the dumpster fire that was Newcastle vs Leeds on Monday afternoon. Then we deep dive on Chelsea FC - located actually in the borough of Fulham, and talk red cards in our wildcard segment... Music: Sovereignty by KETSA X THE CONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE via Free Music Archi...

In this week's episode of Offside Remarks, we recap the top 3 match results of the week, including two chaotic draws. Then we deep dive on Arsenal's Gunners, and talk transfer period winners and losers in our wildcard segment.. Music: Sovereignty by KETSA X THE CONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE via Free Music Archive, License: CC BY

In this week's episode of Offside Remarks, we finally give you an episode format that I will (try to) follow for all upcoming episodes. We'll start with a recap of the top 3 match results of the week. Then we will deep dive into one premier league team (out of 20) - its history, its city, and why to watch them. Our third segment will be a wildcard segment because I don't know what the...

Season 2 is here, and we're going all-in on the Premier League  — every episode, every week...(maybe).  In our season opener, we set the stage: where the Premier League actually sits in world football (spoiler: richest and most-watched, not necessarily the most tactically refined), some pub-quiz-ready history — from the league's 1992 breakaway origins to Arsenal's unbeaten season — and a full brea...

The World Cup is over — and what an ending it was. Spain are world champions for the second time in their history after edging Argentina 1-0 in extra time, but the final whistle was just the start of the story. In this final episode of the season, I break down Spain's dominant run to the title, Ferran Torres' 106th-minute extra-time winner, and Emiliano Martínez's record-setting goa...

We are in the World Cup finals, and I had to record this episode twice because I don't know how to use a computer.  This week we close out the Round of 16 with the three matches we hadn't covered yet — the US going down 4-1 to Belgium in a performance that was honestly as bad as it sounds, Argentina coming back from 2-Nil down in 13 minutes against Egypt in one of the most controversial...

We are finishing up the Round of 32 and diving into the opening matches of the Round of 16, and this week did not disappoint. We cover the matches we didn't get to last episode — Cabo Verde nearly pulling off the most unthinkable upset in World Cup history against Argentina, Belgium stealing it from Senegal in the absolute last breath of extra time, the USA's Balogun getting a red card,...

The group stage is officially over, and the World Cup just got a whole lot more interesting. This week we close out the group stage properly, run through all sixteen teams heading home, and dive deep into a Round of 32 that has already delivered one of the biggest upsets in World Cup history. We talk about the Norway-France match that everyone was looking forward to, and nobody actually got — beca...

This was one of the best stretches of football all tournament. Messi gets his first ever World Cup hat-trick at 38 years old, tying Miroslav Klose's all-time scoring record — and somehow still gets overshadowed by Mbappé and Haaland both scoring twice on the exact same day. England wins a genuinely insane 4-2 game against Croatia that goes back and forth four times before halftime even hits,...

Week one of the 2026 World Cup is in the books. Three red cards in the opening match. The US scoring four goals for the first time since 1930. Spain getting nil nilled by a tiny island nation. Cape Verde's 40-year-old goalkeeper producing one of the saves of the tournament. Brazil not winning. This week we break down all of it — Mexico vs South Africa, USA vs Paraguay including the funniest V...

Format: Solo | Style: Casual, self-deprecating, mild language  The World Cup is here and I have opinions. Episode one of Offside Remarks covers everything you need to know before the tournament — who to watch, who to worry about, and why I'm emotionally attached to the England national football team despite all available evidence that this is a bad decision. Plus: the offside rule, finally ex...