Normally Online

It's a pretty offline episode of the Normally Online Podcast. Jonas has been beefing with the only Waunakee in the world, while Daemsco secretly keeps a list of coworkers who annoy him. Meanwhile, Aaron organizes the first ever office paraphernalia draft. SHOW NOTES Tariq Nasheed: https://i.imgur.com/ntypwdV.jpeg The Rehearsal 'drama': https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/the-rehearsal-nathan-fielder-...

Daemsco got explosive 💩 from a bbno$ concert, while Aaron has been perusing circlej*rk subreddits. Jonas is just happy to have found another grocery list for his collection. SHOW NOTES Jungle Bobby: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2OOLZKc1j4FoOCHOgGbtRl?si=JYvY5-LISn-USS5WkCQQgA WatchesCirclej*rk: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/ FreeMagic: not linking it because it sucks GTA VI traile...

Sorry for the bad compression on my (Daemsco) audio. SHOW NOTES Minecraft movie Chicken Jockey: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RjKGhWY9VUo Insane Audience: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-NUgnYNr8ww Lava Chicken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41O_MydqxTU Horse races Too many tweets, here's an article: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-got-twitter-obsessed-with-little-horses-racing-...

Late edit and upload 🙇‍♂️ SHOW NOTES Speed of light vs. sound: https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1903660110590677430 Blob Slop: https://x.com/legotrillermoth/status/1897844011982901363 https://x.com/MessRedds/status/1859754990371471395 https://x.com/PossiblyDog609/status/1662653863931912192 https://x.com/fakerateater/status/1881798140959072684 Ashton Hall: The Morning Routine (Original): https://x....

We attain apotheosis and ascend to podcasting Godhood by reaching the famed episode #21, now in front of a live studio audience. Jonas has found new brainrot corrupting the youth, Daemsco wants to know if we're real yearners, and Aaron fights the Disney adult hordes. SHOW NOTES: Gorilla Tag: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1533390/Gorilla_Tag/ I have to shower tomorrow: https://reddit.com/r/AmI...

How do you lock in? Some people put on pants, while others turn to caffeine. The boys talk about consoomers and dopamine-addicted capital 'G' Gamers. We've also consoomed some media, and of course we have to talk about everyone's favorite: Severance. SHOW NOTES: Jonas' latest weird video: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEwcOUURIIw/ r/Consoom: https://reddit.com/r/Consoom/ r/GamingSuggestions: https:/...

The boys are back in town. We finally cover the much-requested topic of the Goonicide, and yap about new year's resolutions. SHOW NOTE: Goonicide: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/15/arizona-man-viral-video-drive-thru-ends-life/ Goonicide vigil: https://x.com/blephin_/status/1883695983483326663

In our last episode of the year, the boys take a look back at some of the craziest internet moments of 2024. We pick our favorites of the year, and instantly agree on our least favorite (spoiler: 🦅2️⃣🅰️) SHOW NOTES Horse angry at own reflection: https://x.com/horseimage/status/1867599969617580363 Willy's Chocolate Experience: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy%27s_Chocolate_Experience 2024 Olymp...

The boys weigh in on important things happening in the world (V-Tubers retiring and Spotify Wrapped), and less important things (martial law in South Korea). SHOW NOTES Drama Queen chapter 1: https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1023270 Fake AI camera: https://x.com/nateinthewild/status/1863781416863223970 Dan Hentschel girlfriend: https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1863782832721785011 SPOTIFY...

Everyone's busy, so it's a NOPEy week. Aaron's been daytrading while Daemsco loses his mind at the Arcane discourse on X, the everything app. SHOW NOTES: Dirtygothboi: https://www.tiktok.com/@dirtygothboi?lang=en TOGI: https://www.youtube.com/@ShaneStoffer/videos Cocomelon: https://x.com/Maleekoyibo/status/1858404060275069140 Mike Tyson: https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1grkyij/bot...

We talk about the Costco Guys... again! Daemsco's got some opinions on the purity of internet fame while Aaron does his best not to talk about the elections. Meanwhile, Jonas finds out there's potential swinging going on in the club he joined - oh my! The Costco Guys on Jimmy Fallon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pl6Dg0YB3w Da Vinki: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hohFNCHhUXY Mike Tyson and Has...

It's NOPEin' time, and we've completed the NOPE collection with our final pairing: Aaron and Jonas. They talk about getting your plug hacked, hustle bros getting into farming, and Jonas learned about rasterbating.

Aaron got permabanned for being mean to Daemsco, turns out words mean different things out of context. Jonas loves Airtag mischief and tells us about the true nature of the word conman. SHOW NOTES: Sign thief: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDqdr8Nn9v4

Daemsco has been sick, but does blowing your nose give your partner the ick? The lads discuss. Also, there's been a massive Pokémon leak and of course we had to talk about the merits of human on Pokémon breeding. SHOW NOTES: Pokémon leaks Concept sprites: https://x.com/ydarrb/status/1845314359225991229 Insane gym leader concepts: https://unrollnow.com/status/1845317907464491433 Typhlosion (not the...

It's our very first guest episode, featuring everyone's favorite Brit and internet sommelier, NaffGaines. He's seen it all, from LiveLeak videos during his formative years to Frankie Valli looking like he sees visions of the grim reaper in his audience. Follow Naff: https://x.com/naffgaines https://www.tiktok.com/@naffgaines SHOW NOTES: Parkour Civilization: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFwQiw...

Another NOPE! This week Aaron's power went out because of a hurricane, something the European mind cannot comprehend. Daemsco and Jonas talk Lunchly, farmlife, and new jobs. SHOW NOTES: WWOOF (not our sponsor): https://wwoof.net/ Lunchly: https://lunchly.com/pages/us-vs-them DanTDM tweet: https://x.com/dantdm/status/1835795173789270178 (Hot) Dr. Mike's video on Lunchly: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Jonas is working on a farm, so Aaron and Daemsco take it upon themselves to talk about politics. They also get into exercise talk, the thing Jonas knows a lot about. ("Also when I said there was no proven benefit for training to failure vs. training to near failure I meant specifically for beginners , don't come at me gym bros" - Daemsco) SHOW NOTES Biden is going to do 9/11: https://x.com/greg_pr...

This episode is a rough one for Aaron as he gets left on read after telling his acquaintances about his Funky Kong twitter account. SHOW NOTES Jonas' weird ads: https://imgur.com/a/2hc1CTG Christian Metal guy showing up on Daemsco's timeline: https://x.com/HopeBloomMusic Bouncing table tennis balls against a wall using your mouth: https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1f7xzgn/new_guinness_world_re...

Daemsco finds his new favorite internet troll, Jonas is looking for fun things to do on weekends, and Aaron prepared a game of internet insults. Play along and let us know your list! We also talk about Black Myth: Wukong and show our ignorance. SHOW NOTES: Defunctland: https://www.youtube.com/@Defunctland/videos Mookspud: https://www.tiktok.com/@mookspud/video/7400102293275823390 Mookspud 5 round...

Sorry for the audio issues , our recording software picked up Aaron's webcam mic. Jonas resists the temptation of 1.3 million Scoville units at his goodbye party. Daemsco thinks speeding should be legal*, and Aaron loves watching chef POV TikTok videos. Also, Ye's dentist wants your spine to disintegrate. *Reminder that sometimes we tell jokes on the podcast. SHOW NOTES: Ye's group DMs: https://x....

Aaron has been exploring the worst social media platform (not X formerly known as Twitter) and Jonas is looking for something to fill a month-long workless void. Daemsco has learned a thing or two about art commissions, particularly the NSFW ones. SHOW NOTES: Furry missile: https://x.com/Ain_Macdougal/status/1821169000664924590 WWOOF: https://wwoofusa.org/en/ Follow us on Threads of all places: ht...

The boys have been following the Olympics. Not necessarily the event itself, but mostly the online discourse. Jonas also tells us that Parmesan cheese is an incredible source of protein, and that he would die in an industrial-sized mouse trap for a block of the good stuff. SHOW NOTES Olympics: Korean and Turkish medal winners: https://x.com/MattPostSaysHi/status/1818747976153436288 Chocolate muffi...

Aaron decides to doxx Daemsco as we get into the origins of the Normally Online Podcast. We ponder if Jonas deserves his Normie status, and what it takes to be impressed by something in our digital age. SHOW NOTES: The things Jonas sends us: https://www.tiktok.com/@cuteanimals565/video/7351411393632980266 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/giJlGu4qmMo?app=desktop Brian Pankey on Instagram: https://www...

Aaron wants to get his Masters degree, but is online academia worth it? Jonas talks about Charles Darwin, and Daemsco is fully irony-poisoned (and still mad from the Euros 2024). SHOW NOTES: Hawk Tuah: Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-9V3YaGNg Weirdly professionally shot videos: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9Dqx-SBD_M/ Costco Guys: Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

Jonas gets continually son-zoned, Aaron is a fast eater with resting b*tch face, and Daemsco is branded crypto bro against his will. The boys discuss on-and-offline phenotypes, and try to figure out if the Netherlands is a real place.