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For this first edition of our daily election week shows, Harriet is joined by guest co-host Nadine Dorries to provide all the analysis you need of today's election news, with guests from the entire range of political parties except the Lib Dems, Greens, SNP, Plaid Cymru and any of the Irish ones. We ask Conservative deputy co-Chair Man Jonathan Gullis who he'll be voting for! We ask Labour spokesm...

A live Time For Questions, hosted by Producer Martin  and Eshaan Akbar  - AKA The Fun Twins - who field questions from the live audience for special guests Penny Mordaunt , Lee Anderson , and Rosie Holt MP . Find out Who they'd vote for the in the US election Would they be open to a Reform/Conservative collaboration? How much cheaper was Rosie's book at this live event than in regular bookstores?...

NonCensored  celebrates its 100th episode by recording live at the Museum of Comedy in London. Harriet and Producer Martin  are joined by Eshaan Akbar , Penny Mordaunt and Lee Anderson  to discuss the upcoming election, and to pitch their parties and policies to the live audience. Also, Producer Martin reveals the exciting deal NonCensored have struck with Netflix. Thanks to Barry and Oliver Holt,...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar , who rates Craig Williams's apology for placing an ill-advised bet; and by acclaimed author and temporarily published historian Naimh Woofwoof  for her thoughts on the state of London. We also get a preview of the Euros with Sports Horn's Ian Fiveankles  - who will be this year's Arse Flare man? Remember: our 100th episode is recording live N...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage  for - remarkably - his first appearance on NonCensored, as he explains why he's entered the race for Parliament. They're also joined by Eshaan Akbar  who rates Rishi Sunak's non-apology for his lie about Labour's tax plans in a special edition of ApologyWatch. And after a week of being mistreated by the media, Kemi Badenoch  ...

Harriet and Producer Martin moderate a debate between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak  and Leader of the Labour Party Sir Keir Starmer , probing them on the key issues in this election, such as Diane Abbott, and whether they'd start a nuclear war. We also have comedian and resident diversity correspondent Eshaan Akbar  on hand to lighten the mood with some 'lighter' questions that might show us the fun...

Harriet is joined live from Westminster by the New Statesman's Tim Dalton  and from our Westminster Studio by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery , who give live reaction to the forthcoming general election - why did Rishi call it, how's it going to play out, and what does this mean for 2029? Harriet and Producer Martin  also recognise a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about the...

Producer Martin  hosts the show solo this week, and he's joined by John Heffner , an educationalist with strong views on what children should be taught about sex, and by the governor of HMP Chempy, Jemima Payne , who explains why Britain's prisons are bad. He also catches up with Eshaan Akbar  for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about water, immigration, and a potential Spice Girls reunion. We have a l...

Harriet and Producer Martin  are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke , who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour party this week, and explains why it's the party for her. They also get some post-local election analysis from Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort MP , who has an utterly convincing retort to anyone who thinks the elections went poorly for the Tories. Finally, w...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin  are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall , who sets out her vision for a post-Khan London (which is very similar to a very pre-Khan London. They also speak to outgoing Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf , who explains why being a cool uncle didn't work out for him, and to Eshaan Akbar , who has a Hot & Spicy...

Harriet  and Producer Martin  are joined by A Horse , who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time of writing) Lee Anderson , to celebrate St George's Day. Harriet also hears a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about lovely, lovely booze. We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to...

Harriet  and Producer Martin  are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss , who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman , who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar about why he's fed up with Islamophobic dogwh...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss , for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in which leading political thinkers put forward ideas for a Conservative Manifesto that can win the hearts and minds of the British public, and crush the woke left once and for all. If you have any policy suggestions for Ideas To Win, you can email us at ...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown , the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll take for his company to do something about the overflowing sewers all over the country, and by Eshaan Akbar , who rates a K-Pop Apology in ApologyWatch. Harriet also hosts a debate between Sir Keir Starmer and comedian/pundit Colin Sense - no relatio...

Harriet is joined by the new deputy co-chair of the Conservative Party and also maybe Prime Minister?, Jonathan Gullis , about his plan for the party, the nation, and Stoke-on-Trent (North). She also catches up with the woman that long-term listeners will remember is our Sex & Romance Correspondent, Nadine Dorries, about why she's beating men off with a stick. And Eshaan Akbar joins the show f...

Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Penny Mordaunt to settle those leadership rumours once and for all, and also to find out how important being able to hold a sword up is in modern politics. They also speak to outgoing Welsh First Minister Mark Drakeford about everything he's done in the last five years, from the 20mph speed limit to the 20mph speed limit. And in a week when the Scottish police...

Harriet host a debate between Frank Hester and Diane Abbott MP because, as we know, a debate is the only possible way we can find out the truth of something such as "is racism real and, if it is, is it bad?". She also speaks to Eshaan Akbar for a definitive rating of Princess Kate's apology in ApologyWatch , and gets a call from Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell , who is in a secure location. Fi...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by newly-elected threat to democracy George Galloway MP , who certainly tells them something. They also speak to Chancellor Jeremy Hunt about how he hopes this this budget will work out well for whoever happens to be in government after the next election, and Eshaan Akbar explains why more politicians should follow the example of Marjorie Taylor Greene and te...

There's no regular show this week so, instead, please enjoy the Time For Questions episode that went up on our Patreon ( patreon.com/NonCensored ) at the start of February. You'll hear Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer questions like What is on Harriet's Spotify daylist? Could you live in woke Britannia? Should the government consider raising the voting age to 75? Thanks to all our Patreons, espec...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch , to talk about all the rows she's won this week and also whether fish and chips is a snack. They also speak to Eshaan Akbar for our regular ApologyWatch segment, which this week looks at Speaker of the House Sir Lindsay Hoyle's apology for his running of this week's ceasefire debate; and they are one of only two media outl...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Pete , a "Shy Tory" who explains why he's so shy. They are also speak to the Raymond Pointers , a director at GB News who has revolutionised political TV coverage with his innovative coverage of Rishi Sunak's Q&A this week. We also have Eshaan Akbar for a sophisticated Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Muslims and Jews that we can't imagine an...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by " Jeremy" , a member of the Woke Elite who is breaking his silence to confirm everything Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg said about him at the Popular Conservatism Conference. They are also joined by our Royal Correspondent, Nicola Witchell , who talks about the science behind Sir King Prince Charles's cancer diagnosis. We also have Eshaan Akbar for his regu...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Northern Ireland Secretary Chris Heaton Harris , to talk about why he doesn't want to talk about the new powersharing deal in Stormont. They are also joined by friend of the show, The Daily Telegraph's Siobhan Connery , to talk about how brilliant it is that we're now checking food before it comes into the UK. We also have Eshaan Akbar providing a Hot &amp...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by John Jameson , a top pollster, to explain how the methodology behind his recent, shocking polls. They are also joined by Culture Secretary Lucy Fraser , a real politician we've all known about for years, to talk about BBC bias and how outrageous it is that The News Quiz would make fun of politicians. We also have Eshaan Akbar providing a Hot & Spicy Ta...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Lee Anderson , the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, to explain how being brutally satirised by Labour MPs made him rethink his political beliefs. They are also joined by Chief Executive of West Suffolk Council, Jambon Curls , to talk about how they have finally released artists in that region from the apron strings of state funding. We als...