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If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey , we will get off with your dad. This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Posh George , to explain why the allegations around Nigel Farage's finances are nothing but a witch-hunt; Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson explains why we don't need to fund the teaching of art; and Eshaan Akbar has a Red Hot & Spicy Takeaway o...

If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey , your bum will fall off. This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined in the studio by Chief Inspector Ian McFyte , who opposes keeping the pubs open for the Mexico-England maych on Monday morning; they are also joined live from New York by Entertainment Correspondent Kirstie Golightly who knows as much as anyon...

Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey . This week, soon-to-be-former Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer tells Harriet Langley-Swindon about why he's standing down, and what he's left in Number Ten for Andy Burnham to take over; we speak Al G. Algae, a spokesman for algae, to get their side of the Lincoln Reflecting Pool story; and Eshaan Akba...

Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to campaigner and old man Hugh Oldman , about why the government is right to ban under-sixteens from social media; we speak to A Suffragette From 1913 about how she feels about being compared to Palestine Action; and Eshaan Akbar walks us thro...

Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey . This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to MaryBeth JoAnn Meg, an American-Irishwoman in Belfast about how worried she is about the new trouble there; Chancellor Rachel Reeves joins us because she ISN'T hiding from a decision on the pensions triple lock or, indeed, hiding in gener...

Quick, fill this in, there's no time to explain: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey . This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon talk to Milly Young, a young person about how young people are not saving enough and also not spending enough and also don't deserve pay rises; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the animals that have made the shortlist for the next batch of banknotes; a...

Quick, fill this in, there's no time to explain: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey . This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to SNP accountant Scott Andrews about how everything Peter Murrell claimed was a legitimate business expense; they also hear from Doctor Five, a meteorologist from the future who predicts nothing but sunshine in the years to come!! Finally, Producer Martin...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talked to King Of The North and King Of Pigeons Andy Burnham about how his powerful Northern accent will bring change to Westminster; Eshaan Akbar celebrates the government's intervention to reduce fuel prices; and Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are...

Harriet Langley-Swindon talked to Health Secretary Wes Streeting at 12.50pm on Thursday where he explained how loyal he was to Keir Starmer; Eshaan Akbar explains the biggest consequence of the Strait Of Hormuz being closed; and Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the w...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to independent councillor Barry Normal about the lack of vetting from the main parties when it comes to the local elections, as well as asking... well, what it is that councillors do, exactly; Eshaan Akbar looks at Reform's proposals to build detention centres in areas that have the audacity to vote Green; and Producer Martin begins a brand new inte...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Eshaan Akbar debate the power of political debate with our two wokest talking heads , only one of whom can possibly come back, Laura and Laura ; they also speak to our Westminster Correspondent Issy Shots about the remarks made by Hannah Spencer, who used to be a plumber and that's important, about the drinking culture in Westminster; and Producer Martin dives into the...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to Sir Keir Starmer, who ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, about the fallout from the scandal people are calling Peter Mandelgate; Eshaan Akbar looks at the value Shabana Mahmood is getting for fifty new riot police in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week; and Producer Martin once again dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Banksid for the third part...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to commentator Tessa Pond, whose sources of information have mysteriously dried up since Victor Orban lost; Eshaan Akbar takes a side in the spat between the Pope and JD Vance in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week; and Producer Martin once again dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Bankside , who gives Martin a tour of his supercar collection. Our Pa...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline about how the Democrats are Hashtag Resisting Donald Trump; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how unnecessary reparations are; and Producer Martin dives into the "manosphere" with manfluencer Andy Bankside who explains that it's actually a manocube. Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with t...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US General Dick Terriffic about why the UK needs to help America win a war it's already won and which also isn't a war; Eshaan Akbar rates Kanye West's apology for his antisemitic statements; and Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell tells us how Sir King Prince Charles will end Meghan's war in the Middle East. Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with die...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speak to Timothy Nicholas , the official translator for Nick Timothy MP, about Muslim acts of domination; we also hear from Reg Billiards, CEO of Generic Oil , who explains that there simply aren't any alternatives to oil; and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Suspended Prison Sentences Woke? Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with AI CEO Brad Algorithm , who explains why a...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to A Beaver , about replacing Winston Churchill on British banknotes; we also hear from Fashion Critic Hannah Winter about who looked AWFUL at the Oscars; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about estate agencies. Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with children's author Sarah Pompom , who has definitely read all...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to American General Dick Terrific , live from his bunker somewhere in the Middle East; we also hear from Reform's defeated candidate in Gorton & Denton, Matthew Goodwin , about how he's is NOT a sore loser and how he DIDN'T cry; and Eshaan Akbar has a seriously unserious Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about police discrimination. Thank yo...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Reform UK's Suella Braverman , about Reform's exciting new slate of policies; we also hear from Oxbridge University, Leicester's Professor Emeritus Of Constitutional Monarchy & Media Studies Brenjamin St. Francis , about how hard it is to remove someone from the line of succession; and Eshaan Akbar has an award-winning edition of ApologyWatc...

There's no regular show this week, so instead here's last month's Time For Questions? , the monthly bonus podcast that usually sits exclusively on patreon.com/NonCensored . You'll hear Harriet, Producer Martin and Ehsaan Akbar answer questions like: Who would YOU ban from standing for election? If America is taking Greenland, which country should Britain just take? What should we call the British...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to former Number 10 Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney about why he quit Downing Street; we also hear from Health Secretary Wes Streeting about what how he isn't friends with Peter Mandelson; and Eshaan Akbar has a very debatable Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week. Thank you to Lukas Bell-Dereske for signing up to our Patreon this week. He's making...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Dead Paeodophile Correspondent Eshaan Akbar for a look at who isn't in the Epstein files; we also hear from Lord Bertie Cuthbert on why having a law that kicks you out of the House of Lords if you're mates with a convicted sex trafficker is "going too far"; and the policeman in charge of investigating the former Andrew Former Mountbatten Former...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chinese government spokeswoman Blank Peng about how Sir Keir Starmer's trip is going; Skeletor explains why he's defected to Reform; and Deputy Diversity Correspondent Athena Kugblenu dives in with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about Hampstead Ponds. Our Patreons will also get an interview with the woman behind TikTok's algorithm, Poppy...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Britain's most patriotic columnist, The Daily Telegraph's Tim Quisling about what's just right for American is just great for Britain; Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell updates us on the feud that's tearing apart Britain's most famous family; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about, well, a load of crap... Thanks to C...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to AI Producer Martin, who now works for Grok , about what's going on at X: The Everything App; we speak to the third-shortest-serving Chancellor in British history, Nadhim Zahawi , about how he definitely didn't ask for a peerage; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about repressive regimes - but only after a surprise Apolo...