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Harriet Langley-Swindon speak to Timothy Nicholas , the official translator for Nick Timothy MP, about Muslim acts of domination; we also hear from Reg Billiards, CEO of Generic Oil , who explains that there simply aren't any alternatives to oil; and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Suspended Prison Sentences Woke? Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with AI CEO Brad Algorithm , who explains why a...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to A Beaver , about replacing Winston Churchill on British banknotes; we also hear from Fashion Critic Hannah Winter about who looked AWFUL at the Oscars; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about estate agencies. Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with children's author Sarah Pompom , who has definitely read all...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to American General Dick Terrific , live from his bunker somewhere in the Middle East; we also hear from Reform's defeated candidate in Gorton & Denton, Matthew Goodwin , about how he's is NOT a sore loser and how he DIDN'T cry; and Eshaan Akbar has a seriously unserious Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about police discrimination. Thank yo...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Reform UK's Suella Braverman , about Reform's exciting new slate of policies; we also hear from Oxbridge University, Leicester's Professor Emeritus Of Constitutional Monarchy & Media Studies Brenjamin St. Francis , about how hard it is to remove someone from the line of succession; and Eshaan Akbar has an award-winning edition of ApologyWatc...

There's no regular show this week, so instead here's last month's Time For Questions? , the monthly bonus podcast that usually sits exclusively on patreon.com/NonCensored . You'll hear Harriet, Producer Martin and Ehsaan Akbar answer questions like: Who would YOU ban from standing for election? If America is taking Greenland, which country should Britain just take? What should we call the British...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to former Number 10 Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney about why he quit Downing Street; we also hear from Health Secretary Wes Streeting about what how he isn't friends with Peter Mandelson; and Eshaan Akbar has a very debatable Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week. Thank you to Lukas Bell-Dereske for signing up to our Patreon this week. He's making...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Dead Paeodophile Correspondent Eshaan Akbar for a look at who isn't in the Epstein files; we also hear from Lord Bertie Cuthbert on why having a law that kicks you out of the House of Lords if you're mates with a convicted sex trafficker is "going too far"; and the policeman in charge of investigating the former Andrew Former Mountbatten Former...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chinese government spokeswoman Blank Peng about how Sir Keir Starmer's trip is going; Skeletor explains why he's defected to Reform; and Deputy Diversity Correspondent Athena Kugblenu dives in with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about Hampstead Ponds. Our Patreons will also get an interview with the woman behind TikTok's algorithm, Poppy...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Britain's most patriotic columnist, The Daily Telegraph's Tim Quisling about what's just right for American is just great for Britain; Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell updates us on the feud that's tearing apart Britain's most famous family; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about, well, a load of crap... Thanks to C...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to AI Producer Martin, who now works for Grok , about what's going on at X: The Everything App; we speak to the third-shortest-serving Chancellor in British history, Nadhim Zahawi , about how he definitely didn't ask for a peerage; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about repressive regimes - but only after a surprise Apolo...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Latin American Correspondent Jeremy Byrne about the reaction on the streets of Caracas to Donald Trump's liberation of Venezuela; we also get an immediate reaction on that, as well as America's plans for Greenland, from Sir Keir Starmer ; and Eshaan Akbar has a Warm & Cuddly Takeaway Of The Week about ZSL's 200th anniversary stocktake. Our P...

In this end of year special, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin "unwrap" (play) some "presents" (voicenotes) from regular contributors Sir Keir Starmer , the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery , Lord Evans , General Dick Terrific of the 3rd US Airborne Tariff Division, chair man Jonathan Gullis and royal correspondent Nicola Witchell and her spiritual companion The Ghost Of Princess Diana . Our...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Scottish Correspondent Nicola Cromerty about Sandie Peggie's complete and total victory over NHS Fife; we hear from the man behind the Great British Railways rebrand about his fast-moving flags; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about truth - or does he? We've also thrown in last year's interview with Spotify's Daniel E...

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet , Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What would you like to apologise for saying at school? Which British politicians could rizz up Donald Trump? Is Die Hard a "Christmas movie"? ...and more! To see the episode in full video, as well as to unl...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chancellor Rachel Reeves about the similarities between this week's budget and the Communist Manifesto; Producer Martin goes undercover to expose two members of the House Of Lords who are willing to lobby - and more - for cash; Eshaan Akbar asks if Marjorie Taylor Green... is Woke? Thanks to Jon Blyth for singing up to our Patreon this week. He,...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood about her controversial new policies for asylum seekers; Larry Summers joins us to explain why he was asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice; and if music be the food of love, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how it can also be the snack of anti-terrorism. Patreons will also hear an i...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to BBC Wokefinder General Robbie Gibb , who explains how he's de-woking the corporation; meanwhile, former BBC journalist Helen Helen tells us how she was forced out of her job for holding perfectly legal beliefs about who should and shouldn't get her coffee; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how The Big Apple has tu...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an Bonfire Night Special edition of NonCensored - the annual celebration of the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot. We speak to Yorkshire's very own failed terrorist Guy Fawkes , who talks about why he tried to blow up Parliament and how he views his legacy, and William Wade, the Lieutenant of the Tower of London 1613-1615 , about Guy's interrogation...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an "anger special", as they speak to NonCensored's very own social media editor Benjamin Closetabs about how and why he makes the clips you see on TikTok and Instagram; The Telegraph's Northern Correspondent Siobhan Connery returns to the show, live from X: The Everything App, to update us on the imminent civil war; and Eshaan Akbar rates the non...

Harriet Langley-Swindon takes a look back at some of the highlights of the first 150 episodes of NonCensored , as selected by our Patreons. Yes, we said "first" 150 episodes. Consider that a warning AND a promise. Featuring: Sir Keir Starmer , Nadine Dorries & Ben Houchen , Jonathan Gullis , South Central Thames Water CEO Sir Douglas Brown , publisher Helen Penguin , disggraced celebrity chef...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin celebrate Donald Trump's inevitable Nobel Peace Prize win by checking in with NonCensored's network of foreign correspondents to see how his peacemaking ability is viewed around the world; we hear from former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on the allegations that she was no Iron Lady; and Eshaan Akbar has an aitch oh tee ay en dee es pee aye see why ta...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Kemi Badenoch , who explains what she means by "integration"; we hear from Ethan Jablowski , from Kent's version DOGE, on how it's going now that Reform are in control of the council there; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how to make animals more patrotic. If you don't fill in this survey, we will be sad: http://bit.ly/non...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood , who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave to remain in the UK; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about the masculinity needed for modern warfare; and the agent of an AI actor, Sylvie Tootoo , explains why actors and improvisers are awful and need to be replaced. If you don't fill in...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey , who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impassioned liberal politics; we interview A Swan about the rumours that they are being eaten by asylum seekers; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about going to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up. If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp , the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit; we speak to to a member of the Free Speech Union, Harold Spock , for their reaction to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air; and Eshaan Akbar reports live from the Unite The Kingdom march. If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won:...