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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Ma...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie , who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree); and Eshaan Akbar ranks the apology of Green Pa...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach , about how the government will respond to their crushing defeat in last week's local elections; we welcome The Very Very Reverend Gerrie Berrie back to the show to tell us why we need the first "Podcast Pope"; and Eshaan Akbar returns to the show to give us a Hot & Spic...

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored , and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson , the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court ruling over the definition of "woman", as wel...

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk  welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again...

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet , Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What have you learned from lockdown? Should MPs be allowed to have second jobs? Which public services would they take a chainsaw to? ...and more! To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the ot...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  welcome General Dick Terrific ,  of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison , back to the show for an update from the front line of the trade war; Telegraph columnist  Siobhan Connery explains why Marine Le Pen SHOULD be allowed to run for President in 2027; and Eshaan Akbar  has a Hot & Spicy take about how we can re-fund the police....

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to the Chancellor,  Rachel Reeves , about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar  has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry stepping down from a charity...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to the Health Secretary,  Wes Streeting , about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar  shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller  about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him. If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-f...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to the Chancellor,  Rachel Reeves , about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific , for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous campaigns in the Culture War a...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to Sir Keir Starmer , about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid to boost defence spending makes things easier; Democratic Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline talks us through her VERY effective protest against President Trump's State of the Union speech; and after Rishi Sunak expressed regret about "Stop the Boats"...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to Will Lewis , the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we speak to friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown CBE , chairman of Southern Central Thames Oil, about why his company, like other oil producers, have ditched their green commitments; and after President Trump announced a $5m (£3.9m) "golden passport", E...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week , where they speak to an eminent British newspaper columnist about their brilliant, brilliant work. This week, it's the Telegraph's Allison Pearson , who talks us through her article, "JD Vance’s courageous lecture on migration has shamed our gutless elites”. We also welcome DOGE's Ethan Chablowski ba...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans  and Hugh Massingham-Twunt , who would like to apologise to all the idiots they offended with their WhatsApp posts. They also hear from Ian Business  about why we need to be back in the office four days a week, and Eshaan Akbar has a VERY Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about why the...

For this week's show, Harriet  and Producer Martin  speak to Ethan Chablowski , one of Elon Musk’s small team of bright young men who are making the American government more efficient, about why privacy is cringe and free speech is lit. They also hear from Richard Burgon MP about his reinstatement to the Labour benches now that he acknowledges that he was wrong to do the right thing and...

For this week's show, Harriet  and Producer Martin  speak to The Daily Mail's Horatio Bamm  about Labour's plans to build, build, build. They also catch up with AI Producer Martin , who was had quite a week since he was created to co-host last week's show, including having his job stolen by a cheaper, Chinese AI. And Eshaan Akbar  has had a look at the ONS's projection for the population and Brita...

Time For Questions is the NonCensored spin-off show where Harriet Langley Swindon , Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar answer YOUR questions. Since the start of 2024 this has been exclusively for Patreons, who get one per month, but we're releasing the one we made in December 2024 from the paywall to the main feed so you can hear what you'd be getting. This episode saw them answer questions like If...

For this week's show, Harriet is joined by An Ai Producer Martin as her co-host, but we don't think you'll be able to tell the difference! Together, they speak to the new and former President of America, Donald J. Trump , about his plans to go to Mars and why we need more magenta. They also speak to Britain's Man In The Magaverse Nigel Farage MP , about how he could probably get into the inaugural...

The Editorial Meeting is a bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons of NonCensored ( patreon.com/NonCensored ), who get to hear Rosie (Harriet), Brendan (Producer Martin), Eshaan (Eshaan) and Real Producer Ed discuss the week's show - specifically, what stories should go into Eshaan's segment, what we've talked about, and what we've not talked about. We've been less indiscreet than usual so that we can...

This week, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer , who tells them why he's so excited by Short Circuit-style AI, and not so much Terminator-style AI, as well as making a definitive statement about Rachel Reeves' job. We also hear from Liz Truss , who explains why everyone should just shut up in the name of free speech, and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar jo...

It's the NonCensored Christmas special! This week, Harriet , Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar exchange gifts - but each one has to sum up a news story from 2024. Why has Eshaan got Martin some jeans? What weird gift did Martin get Harriet to symbolise their working relationship? And did Harriet get Martin and Eshaan anything ? Thanks to Katy Chaffs for signing up to our Patreon this week. She'll b...

Harriet and  Producer Martin  are joined by Tressie Law , co-host of the Truthful Crime podcast, who explains why true crime podcasters can't get enough of Luigi Mangione, the alleged CEO killer. They also speak to Lee Anderson , who has got a lot of attention for himself this week, about what he's been doing in the supermarket; and Eshaan Akbar  rates the South Korean president's non-apology for...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by The New Statesman's Tim Dalton , who explains why Keir Starmer still has a phone contract with One2One and broadband from both Virgin and Sky. They also speak to Spotify's Daniel Elk , taking a peek behind the data-harvesting scenes to find out how their 2024 Wrapped works, and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Money Woke? You can get early, ad-free episodes, full vid...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the man who started the petition calling for a General Election , who explains why he set it up, and which exciting new petitions he's started since then. They also speak to the founder of the Don't Let Unspecified People Die campaign, Veronica De'Ath , about why she's against the Assisted Dying Bill, and Eshaan Akbar explains why PETA is coming for the Gr...

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by a random woman they met on the farmer's protest , who explains why she was marching, and what she'll do if she's forced to pay inheritance tax like the rest of us. They also speak to commentator The Telegraph's Siobhan Connery about the dead-on-arrival social media website "Bluesky", and Eshaan Akbar says we should celebrate hustlers who know how to make m...