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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm , the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genocide; Eshaan Akbar 's has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the National Television Awards; and Political Editor Chris Builder looks back at last week's Reform Party conference - or, at least, what he can remember about it! If you don't fi...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer , who explains how he's going to "deliver, deliver, deliver" on his love of flags; new Green Party leader Zach Polanski tells us about the Party's new direction; and Eshaan Akbar 's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about how the cost of living crisis is affecting crime. If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorist...

Harriet Langley-Swindon , Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to the summer, as the the podcast prepares to take a break until September. How many MPs will Reform have when we return? Who would YOU like to see on the Epstein List? What will we be using AI for this summer? And much, much more. If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://b...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit , who gives his first interview since being fired by the BBC; the publisher of The Salt Path, Helen Penguin , explains how the book got published the way it is; and Eshaan Akbar 's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about Keir Starmer having a "no spray, no lay" policy. If you don't fill in this...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland , who talks about why he almost rebelled on the Social Care Bill this week; a disappointed festival-goer, Susanna , tells us how politics ruined Glastonbury for her and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about the Bank of England's plans to redesign British bank notes. B...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte , who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some roving reports from Glastonbury. It would help...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific , who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take ab...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves , who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates the BBC's apology for David Walliams's arm-waving; and Batman tells us how Robert Jenrick's vigilantism has inspired him to change how he tackles crime in Gotham. It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncen...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer , who tells them why he's buying new submarines and why they will all have a reverse gear; Fiona Inance, Professor of Freedomnomics at Great Lakes University , joins us to give real-time commentary on Donald Trump's brilliant tariffs; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about white people becoming a m...

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet , Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What do you hope is included in the UK/US trade deal? Why does Keir Starmer get such rubbish bribes? What sort of Robot would each of you like to have, and what would you get them to do? ...and more! To see...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Ma...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie , who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree); and Eshaan Akbar ranks the apology of Green Pa...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach , about how the government will respond to their crushing defeat in last week's local elections; we welcome The Very Very Reverend Gerrie Berrie back to the show to tell us why we need the first "Podcast Pope"; and Eshaan Akbar returns to the show to give us a Hot & Spic...

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored , and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson , the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court ruling over the definition of "woman", as wel...

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk  welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again...

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet , Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What have you learned from lockdown? Should MPs be allowed to have second jobs? Which public services would they take a chainsaw to? ...and more! To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the ot...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  welcome General Dick Terrific ,  of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison , back to the show for an update from the front line of the trade war; Telegraph columnist  Siobhan Connery explains why Marine Le Pen SHOULD be allowed to run for President in 2027; and Eshaan Akbar  has a Hot & Spicy take about how we can re-fund the police....

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to the Chancellor,  Rachel Reeves , about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar  has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry stepping down from a charity...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to the Health Secretary,  Wes Streeting , about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar  shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller  about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him. If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-f...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to the Chancellor,  Rachel Reeves , about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific , for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous campaigns in the Culture War a...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to Sir Keir Starmer , about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid to boost defence spending makes things easier; Democratic Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline talks us through her VERY effective protest against President Trump's State of the Union speech; and after Rishi Sunak expressed regret about "Stop the Boats"...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  talk to Will Lewis , the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we speak to friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown CBE , chairman of Southern Central Thames Oil, about why his company, like other oil producers, have ditched their green commitments; and after President Trump announced a $5m (£3.9m) "golden passport", E...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week , where they speak to an eminent British newspaper columnist about their brilliant, brilliant work. This week, it's the Telegraph's Allison Pearson , who talks us through her article, "JD Vance’s courageous lecture on migration has shamed our gutless elites”. We also welcome DOGE's Ethan Chablowski ba...

This week Harriet  and Producer Martin  speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans  and Hugh Massingham-Twunt , who would like to apologise to all the idiots they offended with their WhatsApp posts. They also hear from Ian Business  about why we need to be back in the office four days a week, and Eshaan Akbar has a VERY Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about why the...

For this week's show, Harriet  and Producer Martin  speak to Ethan Chablowski , one of Elon Musk’s small team of bright young men who are making the American government more efficient, about why privacy is cringe and free speech is lit. They also hear from Richard Burgon MP about his reinstatement to the Labour benches now that he acknowledges that he was wrong to do the right thing and...