No One Else Will Listen

It’s the season finale, and we’ve got a guest! Hint: it’s not one of the Spice Girls, sorry Bonnie. Birthday season is officially here. Lottie’s celebrating with a date night, cocktails and a perfume she is determined to get (sorry Morah, into town you go), while Bonnie’s taking Winnie to Disney. If you’re ever curious what age they are, just ask Wolfe! That’s his favourite question. What a season...

Winnie officially started crèche this week. Please respect Bonnie's privacy at this time. The girls revisit their most regrettable beauty eras from tadpole brows, to Lottie's foundation lips (which she's still having trouble parting with), to Bonnie's crunchy yellow hair crisis when Gerry Ryan stepped in and saved the day. Keep your eyes peeled for the Netflix documentary about it....

Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror. At least it gave her time to mull over her new business venture, courtesy of Gerry Ryan. It's a chipper, called The Cod Piece. We're not explaining why, you'll have to Google it....

Poop-gate has officially begun. Someone in Bonnie's building did the deed right outside the gym, let's just hope it was on four legs. Lottie's seen this film before (RIP her apartment WhatsApp group). The sisters pitch themselves as Ireland's next Traitors cast, with Marty Whelan's moustache earning its own seat at the round table and Bonnie insisting her poker face makes her a...

Bonnie's currently surviving on 20-minute naps but she still found the energy for a 48-hour whirlwind trip home to see Westlife (obviously). Naturally the flight home was a disaster between two men who'd never heard of flight etiquette. Meanwhile Lottie's been double jobbing this week with her first week on the six o'clock show and more importantly, embodying the tooth fairy.  Keep up with th...

In case you didn't know by her voice, Lottie is ACTUALLY quite pretty! She has a voice for radio, a face for television, and soon you'll all know about it. There'll be no more surprises when she's out in the wild. Bonnie's been waiting for this moment for a really long time and the day has finally come. If you don't know the Alix vs Alex lore, strap in. Bonnie's taking it right back and giving us...

Wolf's first day of school went perfectly, right up until they ended up in A&E. Just a normal Tuesday. Meanwhile Bonnie swears a single dad gave her a sexy wave, not just a normal wave. (She hasn't been out in a while, okay?)  The girls also dig into your messages and agree, energy suckers gotta go. So does the word "chic," according to Bonnie... we think? Keep up with the girls on Insta...

Dream man: cooks, cleans, does laundry, puts empties in the bin, never leaves a wet towel on the bed, and never EVER orders mushy meatballs. EVER. This week, the girls asked you for your first date horror stories and you did not disappoint! But we're not sure exactly who the actual problem was...  What's your opinion: should a man always pay on a first date? Let them know what you think on In...

Question of the week: Would you go topless on a boat with your family? Lottie says no but her 6th year holiday says otherwise... Bonnie can't say much though, she's been too busy skinny dipping to notice! Lock-in for a full scam deep-dive too - Fyre Festival, Belle Gibson, Anna Delvey, and now apparently Zuckerberg's daughter is in the mix? And amidst all of that, Wolf's starting primary school an...

Cover girls! Bonnie and Lottie did a full sister photoshoot, and they're dishing on what actually goes on behind the glossy finish, stylists, egos and all. Bonnie also got to experience it from the other side at her first Studio92 shoot, turns out - a lot goes on! Meanwhile Lottie's gearing up for her new role as the co-host of Virgin Media Television's The Six O'Clock Show, so let's just hope she...

Big news! Lottie's landed the six o'clock show - cue the glam. Too bad Bonnie can't be convinced to move home so Lottie can steal her wardrobe, but when sunshine calls... Question for you, have you ever felt pregnancy impacts career progression? Because apparently maternity leave and industry bias against mothers is still very much a thing in 2026, shocking absolutely no one. The sisters discuss t...

We're back! And we've got a new cast member, Winnie PLUS a whole live studio audience.  After what felt like the longest season cliffhanger in podcast history, Bonnie's finally not pregnant anymore, and she brings us the full, unfiltered story of Winnie's arrival, and let's just say 45 hours of labour earns you the right to milk it for every gory detail. From Branston Pickles to getting freak...

We did it! Season 3 has officially made it to the finish line with no surprise baby arrivals… yet. But Bonnie is READY. She’s got her new runners on, the Super Noodles stocked up, and she’s already a full centimetre dilated - just ask her doctor. Meanwhile, Lottie’s busy preparing Bonnie for all the joys still to come: the newborn scrunch, the first steps, and somehow spending your entire paycheck...

Bonnie's still pregnant! At least she has time to squeeze in all the cinema dates. But who's doing bits in the back row? Lottie is that you?! The sisters then spiral into the rapidly growing question: how much AI is too much AI? From chatbots to full AI influencers with cult followings, are we okay? Are we already too far gone? Let them know your thoughts on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Host...

Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes. At the top of Lottie’s list? Collecting someone from the airport without a phone. Not for practicality, for the romance of it. Nothing says “simpler times” like wandering around arrivals in a blind panic, hoping you spot a familiar face before a full blown menty b. Sli...

If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people  don’t  use her sleeping area as a toilet… or a bonfire. Meanwhile, Bonnie feels like she’s basically been, partly from consuming every inch of Coachella content online, and partly because this stage of pregnancy is indistinguishable from the world’s worst hangover. For now, the sis...

Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy is delivering daily surprises, some in the form of unexpected bodily changes, others in the form of random men knocking on her front door. All welcome anyway! Lottie does her best to prepare Bonnie for what’s still to come, from the chaos of the maternity ward...

Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist. This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territory while reality TV has Bonnie in a chokehold. But Bonnie is spending her weekend on egg hunt duty, while Lottie tries to find a parade to insert herself into (tractor pending). Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan&nb...

Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is reminiscing about her own big day as she celebrates her wedding anniversary. The sisters chat all things weddings: what they loved about their big days, what they’d change, and the details they spent  far  too much time stressing over. They also...

This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy looking for a role model, the internet always seems ready to throw you off course. After watching Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, the sisters chat about the strange corners of the online world shaping young minds today, and why rai...

Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways. This week, the sisters chat about the constant changes women’s bodies go through, and why speaking about them matters. Because sometimes one honest conversation is all it takes to remind someone else they’re not going through it alone. They then reflect on experien...

It’s the first in-person recording of No One Else Will Listen! And the sister's are up-close-and-personal. Lottie threw Bonnie the baby shower of dreams. Gorgeous décor, emotional speeches, and a catering plan that was 99% sushi. For a pregnant woman. Minor detail. Crisis averted (eventually), and no expectant mothers were harmed in the making of this party. The sisters debrief the big day before...

When it rains, it pours. Bonnie’s having twins! Except they’re not identical. One is a human child, and the other is her sunglasses brand.  Not only has Bonnie been growing an actual baby, she's been a one-woman-show in launching her very own business, Studio 92. Good thing her pregnancy app has been there to hold her hand every step of the way! Now if only there was an app to tell her when h...

Season 3 is here - and we’re back with a bang bump! Bonnie opens up about her fertility journey, from the emotional rollercoaster of IVF to the pure joy (and slight disbelief) of pregnancy. She shares how they surprised the family, the mental toll that fertility treatment can take, and the unbelievable support that carried her through it all. It’s honest, it’s vulnerable, and if you’re on a simila...

It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglies, while Lottie has just lived the best week of her LIFE. No, not the Cover Girl moment - her house got a deep clean and she’s  never  been happier. It's out with the old and she's ready to say goodbye to the Year of the Snake. To wrap up the seaso...