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This week Chris talks about his family,  Emmy snubs, Apple TV's Silo, what if the zombie apocalypse is really VR, and he announces the end of the show and the beginning of a new endeavor his new show The Chris Alan Show, coming Aug 1st!! 

Hey everybody!! This week Chris talks about being happy that his son is really enjoying the summer with the family. He also recaps the entire night opening for Michael Che, how it happened and  the thoughts leading up to and after the show, and getting to share a special moment with one his best friends.

This week I sit down with a good friend and NYC based comedian Ian Lara while we were working the DC Improv. We talk our love of comedy, getting his start in NYC, getting passed at clubs, bombing on his Comedy Cellar audition, losing his mother during a huge part of comedy career and pushing through tough times.  Make sure to check out his HBO special "Romantic Comedy" on Max. Follow Ian @ianlaral...

This week Chris talks about missing his son, reminisces about summer as a kid, Oceangate, loving the NBA draft, and rants about fake outrage. 

This week Chris talks about Myles' experience with his grandmother brings back memories of being made to wait alot as a child, being left at mall and how our parents didnt respect our time growing up. He covers the NBA Finals, Arvydas Sabonis. A Tik Toker faking his death, and how taking 300mg edibles destroyed his night!! 

This week Chris talks about having family he can count on, Myles enjoying himself in Rochester. The Duggars documentary and the connection the MAGA movement, Trump federally indicted, Zion Williamson adult film star drama and being let go from the Neal Brennan tour. 

This week Chris talks about going back to Rochester, the love for his city, almost shattering his heel, prayer may work, Shannon Sharpe leaving Undisputed, not liking Skip Bayless and he can't decide who will win the 2023 NBA Finals.

This week Chris talks about being extremely proud of his son Myles for graduating from elementary school with flying colors. LeBron being swept in the Finals, "retirement" talk from talking heads, Bron chances of actually playing with Bronny and Jokic looks like he really should've been the MVP of the league. 

This week Chris talks about his emtional moment about Myles getting asked to test for advanced math for middle school, Ja Morant on IG live with another gun, athletes and guns, double standards and the San Antonio Spurs getting the #1 and likely Victor Wembanyama. 

This week Chris talks about being away from his son for two weeks has given him fresh perspective. Dealing with feelings of guilt and  anger staying at such a nice resort, coming to terms with and dealing with those feeling, learning to accept the things we cannot and finding the good and happy in situations. 

This week Chris sits down with soon to be UVA Law School graduate and brand new comic, Tyriek Mack. We talk about, growing in DC, being a smart dude in the hood, attending Harvard Summer School, living in South Africa, becoming an activist, navigating white people in Wisconsin, and finding comedy amongst other things both of these niggas have ADHD and veer off at times BUT it's great episode, a fu...

This week Chris talks about Myles for advocating for himself, Fox News pays Dominions almost $1B in settlement, the Draymond Green "stomp," a 6'10 8th grader, and two senseless shootings.

This week Chris talks about school field trips, a discussion with a friend who feels at times he paints with a broad brush, overcoming fear of the outdoors, enjoying nature and he makes a BOLD NBA playoff prediction.

This week Chris talks about his road gigs  Columbus and Cincinnati. Shooting sketches, new headshots staying in a Red Roof Inn off the freeway with white cleaning ladies. The Angel Reese/ Caitlin Clark situation. Black people needing to win the "right" way to not upset white folks, Trump being indicted and a gun at Jersey Mike's.

This week Chris talks about Myles love/hating the upcoming summer, Blacc Chyna loses ass but finds God, entitled sports fans talking sh*t to NBA players, and Nashville.

This week Chris talks about having a good birthday, Myles getting straight A's. Tekashi getting beat down in LA Fitness, Larsa Pippen claims she had sex with Scottie Pippen four times a day for 23 years, Trump lying about going to jail and Chris reflects on the hit survival show "Alone" 

This week Chris had big new about the podcast, talks about being proud of Myles for self-soothing, hating child actor and influencers parents. Alien motherships in the solar system, and tries to highly explain his theory on  why he thinks aliens are close to contacting us.    

This week Chris talks about Myles experiencing his first racial incident at school. 90s East Coast rap, Ja Morant situation,  Finesse 2 Tymes gifting friends 5k and shoes after doing 10 years for him, and the Chris Rock's special. 

This week Chris talks about overcoming a parenting fear, Pete Davidson allegedly dating rapper Ice Spice, thoughts on "Dilbert" creator Adam Scott's racist anti-black rant, and Deion making a questionable comments on recruiting.      

This week Chris talks about trying give other more grace and patience. Twitter being the biggest bully of all the social media platforms. He   recommends some NBA All-Star weekend changes, talks Bill Russell, Lebron and Jordan.

This week Chris talks about the great improvements Myles is making socially. Being the happiest he's ever been, Feb 15th being the most relax day at work, the Super Bowl, segregated half time shows, spy balloons, aliens and M. Night movies, Fight Club not holding up and working with his wife professionally for the first time.

This week Chris talks about, South Pole clothes, black history month, headlining the DC Comedy Loft,  a humbling moment, the African American History Museum, sci-fi peeves and he admits he could never be an astronaut. 

This week Chris sits down with friend and comedian TJ Ferguson, they talk about TJ being a "husky" kid, his acting career,  stand-up comedy, bad Christmas movies, fashion and  being afraid of ghosts.

This week Chris talks about becoming a toxic esports dad watching his son play games online, having a great run of shows in Cleveland, and how the midwest doesnt care about your health and the only place to have heavy salads.

This week Chris has a guest! He sits down with an old military friend Ray M.  They catch up and Ray tells us about the time in his life he was deep into the strip club lifestyle, starting off going on the weekends to seven days a week. From getting tricked to tricking off tens of thousands of dollars. We talk about his lowest moment and his craziest moments to where his now in his life with the li...