Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages...  where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s)   Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as we...

This week, Jerry and Simone go through all the current problems they noticed at WDW including transportation issues, the inefficiency of security, Cast Members who don't care about guests, the lack of air conditioning and much much more, including a step-by-step run through of the horrendous pre-show of Flight of Passage.  Don't miss it all in this week's episode of Mouse Rants. - Please send all...

This week, Jerry and Simone take you around World Showcase to sample pretty much all of the food they had to offer during Food & Wine Festival.  It's an episode. Be thankful. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain lan...

Join Jerry, Simone and all their friends during Mouse Rants Degenerates' Rum Springer as they judge the Scavenger C U Next Tuesday competition, take on another awful vlogger that Tim can't handle, host the 1st  "Annual" Mouse Rants' Awards Ceremony and even find out Kate's self-appointed nickname.   Come drink with us til everything becomes a fucking blur on this long-awaited live episode of Mouse...

Join Jerry and Simone as they celebrate Epcot's 35th Anniversary the only way they know how.... Radio Wars!!! That's right, this time, your Degenerate leaders have compiled some of the "best of" WDW News Today's Epcot episodes and are still trying to find out how they claim to be "Epcot fanboys" even though it seems like they can't stand the park at all!  Find out just how much monkey torture Jerr...

This week, Jerry and Simone finally fall down the cringe rabbit hole that is William Paul.  That's right, thanks to their good friends Scott and Robb you now all get to listen to (and watch along with) them as they take an entire trip with the trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet. It's not gonna be an easy one, folks... - Please send all comme...

This week, Jerry & Simone finish discussing their trip with their good friends at What's Dis? (Jillian and Matt) as they remember the final day of the Great Movie Ride.  Join in as we give the heart of MGM Studios one final sendoff.  Goodnight, Hollywood Boulevard. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to...

This week, after getting back from Walt Disney World, Jerry and Simone discuss some of the unnecessary nonsense and even some great new stuff they encountered on the first two days of their trip.  Also there's some nonsense about Descendants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Christmas and other randomness.  But the big question remains....did they actually LIKE the Frozen attraction?!  Find out on an...

This week, on this very special Sunday released episode, Jerry & Simone run the commentary train on the uncomfortably awful 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM), Stuck in the Suburbs.  Come find out why this completely random assortment of vignettes and montages are related to tonight's tragic closing of The Great Movie Ride as we follow the tale of two brand new friends who oddly feel comfor...

This week, Jerry is joined by the men of the Dis Explorer's, Milford and RJ to discuss the "hot button" topic of why people think complaining about something they love is such a terrible thing.  We all go deep into the psyche of a pixie duster and find out exactly what makes them tick.  But also there's games and laughter and fun and....did we actually do a show?  Find out on this week's Mouse Ran...

This week, Jerry hijacks the D23 Disney Parks and Resorts feed from the douchebag who couldn't come up with original ideas for his meetup and plays it live for the Mouse Rants group.  Join DGribbs, Lea, Jillian and Kate (as well as others) as we watch together in horror as they announce the 2nd to last nail in the coffin for MGM Studios, have terrible live performances by terrible live performers...

Well, Jerry's alone again this week...so he spins the Wheel of Wars to see what it lands on.... Thisss weeeeeeeeekk it's AWFUL VLOGGERS (mostly the ones who sing)!  On this go 'round, Jerry tries to stomach a new know-it-all, Rob Plays, and his douchebag theory on why IPs SHOULD take over Epcot.  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? It's so awful, he has to wash it down with the rap/song stylings of the unfathomable T...

This week, on Episode 108, Jerry and Simone discuss their favorite show ever, Lost.  Spoilers abound in this mix of greatest hits, analysis, character study and just general talk.  For all you dumbasses who want answers to your so-called "unanswered questions"?!  Just ask Jerry as he describes how NOT convoluted and confusing Lost actually is.  Also, they talk about some rumored changes to Epcot.....

In this pre-cursor to Episode 108, Jerry chokes on Josh Spiegel's awful and unfortunate article on fan theories and discusses why some people think movies and tv shows are convoluted and confusing. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: A...

Simone has still not yet returned, but this week, Jerry brings on his ol' pal Kate Smith to discuss unfathomable changes made since they were in College Program.   From giant hats, to name changes, to practically shutting down the company, they peruse through the last 16 years or so and find out just what in the hell they were thinking!!!!!!!! SWEET WOK!...... SUCKABLE RAT SCREWHEAD - Please send...

As Simone continues her leave of absence, Jerry invites on Jillian the Travel Agent to talk about the console and computer games that Disney released in the 80s. So come check out all the bleeps and boops as well as a look at Gabe's favorite Disney movies and one of the most telling videos of DisneyQuest they've ever seen on this week's Mouse Rants. We also talked about: Gabe's Spielberg List Gabe...

Jerry Skids flies solo as he wraps up some loose ends with thieves, Gabe and a bunch of morons posting in Disney Facebook Groups. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offen...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss Brad Bird & Damon Lindelof's 2015 film, Tomorrowland, and why it gets such a bum rap from confused idiots.  They analyze the film in depth and easily answer all the questions you wouldn't have needed to be answered if you would have just paid attention!!!!  We also bring back our favorite Millenial bitch, Gabe, we listen to an old "friend" you should all remember,...

Jerry & Simone discuss Escape From Tomorrow and how it is not JUST some gimmick like most would have you believe.  Also, they call out two dumb chicks who claim to know everything about film as well as a pretentious film school graduate, pixie duster and all around douchebag who is almost in tears about this film being made.  So come discuss the black and white B-Movie arthouse film with your Dege...

This week, Jerry and Simone try to keep their dinner down as they scramble through some of the worst WDW food pictures on Facebook.   From the inedible to the invisible,  this episode will have you vomming with laughter.   Follow along with the photo album below!  Also, they talk about their recent NYC Meetup, podcast drama and the beginnings of an all out war against the most thievingest podcaste...

Jerry & Simone finally pop in one of the worst things to ever exist.. THE most annoying video ever created revolving around WDW...worse than Home on the Range....worse than Brave....worse than SwooZie.....a 1994 VHS called  Barbie's Birthday Celebration in Walt Disney World, Epcot '94.    But before they get to that, they go back a couple weeks to discuss the horrorshow that was the short-lived Di...

In the 2nd part of our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone continue the biggest Radio War of their career with 4 more fun-filled hours of non-stop terror...this time they invite the victims to play!!  Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!! - Please send all comments, q...

In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!!  Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to rev...

In our centennial episode, Jerry & Simone take on the biggest Radio War of their career!!  Do not miss as they finally put a rivalry to bed the only way they know how in this massive 100th episode filled with music, special guests and a whole lot of hooplah!!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to rev...

This week, after a little hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back!! After their review of Beauty & The Beast in 4DX, Jerry and Simone look back to all the sitcoms who took a trip to Walt Disney World and figure out what had the better stories, what worked better as promotional material for the parks and what was just plain awful.  Take the skybuckets down memory lane (or Residential Drive) in the most nos...