Mouse Rants

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!!  Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!!  We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint:  It's not).  But before that, let's take a look at some...

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock.  Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you.  Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the...

Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7?  Jeez!!!  In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland.  That's right, we'll be discussing Summer Nightastic in Disn...

In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed.  Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to s...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opin...

This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint.  With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park.  But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items. Tom tells New York to DRINK UP!!!!     - P...

This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen.  You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together.  Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings...

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals.  So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet.  you WON'T want to miss this one. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5...

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nev...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's m...

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more o...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring you an episode they were going to record in 2016...but, ya know, new and improved!  Listen in as they spew all their unpopular opinions and give a big finger to those who feel like challenging them.  From Mickey Premium Bars to Solo, this episode is full of things to make you cry like a little bitch.  But before that, your leaders check out the new trend in colors a...

This week, Jerry introduces the Mouse Rants WDWCP Show: Spring 2019 and watches each contestants video!  Details to come!  Please watch the Mouse Rants Facebook Group for more information about the point system.  If you would like to participate in the game, please send an email to MouseRants@gmail.com or comment below the show notes here or in the Facebook Group! Brittney https://www.youtube.com/...

MERRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSTTMMMAAASSSS!!!!!!!! This Christmas, Jerry & Simone celebrate THE EVE as they have their very first Italian Christmas!  That's right!  The Feast of the Seven Fishes!!!  Count down with your Degenerate Leaders as they discuss SEVEN different fish-related Disney topics (well, most of them are Disney) all broken up with their most festive segment yet, Conversations With A Real Ita...

This week, Jerry & Simone invite on reigning contestant, Jillian the Travel Agent and Challenging Contestant, Sarah Smith as they host the 2nd Annual Disney Movie Trivia Game Show (this time with park questions too!).   Get ready for double the tears, double the anger and a couple of one-time-use dildos on this balls to the wall, action-packed trivia massacre!!! - Please send all comments, questio...

ORIGINALLY, Mouse Rants wasn't going to have an episode this week, but this awful song was released and promoted and Jerry & Simone HAD to listen to it....and wow, is it an abortion and a half!!!  Join in on the torture as your Degenerate Leaders delve into the Cheesiest of Cheesy Poofs on this week's MINISODE you won't want to miss. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musin...

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II (a Mouse Rants musical) (part 3 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai Simone DeMilo - Auror...

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I (a Mouse Rants musical) (Part 2 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus...

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS (a Mouse Rants musical) (part 1 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Inter...

This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, sifting through the bile of the worst one-star reviews (and because of the nature of the topic, sometimes five-star reviews...) around Hollywood Studios.  Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent self-important guests that have ever stepped foot in the Most Magica...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss 2018 New York Comic Con, and all the Disney and non-Disney fun (and not fun) they encountered along the way.  Come on in to a world of Fantasy Food Trucks, terrible people, Boy Meets World, medical lies and the worst Ecto Cooler on the face of the earth.  #BoycottMacTruck #Lies #Booooo.  Just enjoy episode 150, whatever. - Please send all comments, questions, conc...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the loss of schtick, kitsch and all-around fun in the restaurants in Walt Disney World cos apparently NO FUN IS ALLOWED IN RESTAURANTS!!!!  SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!!  Come relive your magical moments at 50s Prime Time Cafe, Whispering Canyon, O'hana, Skipper Canteen and more as they remind you how little Disney cares about theming any longer.  The whole world is goi...

No show notes needed...enjoy! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinio...

Today is the 4th Anniversary of Mouse Rants and also a 3 day weekend, so this is releasing on a SUNDAY!  Jerry & Simone welcome back DGribbs and Jillian as well as their SPECIAL GUEST, Sarah Smith!! (Yes, yet, another Smith) as they act out scenes from popular WDW attractions.  Join in the fun, as the entire crew determines whether the writers were cracked out of their mind (allegedly) or just com...

This week, Jerry & Simone take you on a journey to Mitsuwa Summer Festival in New Jersey of all places as they set out to find their old friend from the Japan Pavilion, Miyuki!  On the way, they discuss the history of Amezaiku in the Japan Pavilion in Epcot Center and the nearly impossible practice of Candy Art.  Also, they eat & drink around the festival, briefly check out the Taiko Drums, eat Ka...