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In this episode, the Creeps try a candy bar that is "a ghostly sheet of cinnamon toast flavored creme" that is definitely not... supposed to taste like cinnamon toast crunch cereal, so it doesn't. Don't even ask whether it for sure does. Then, Kelsey gives us the solid golden story of a warehouse worker in Australia that stole a whole dragon hoard's worth of limited edition Australian currency coi...

This week, Kelsey comes back to us from the Healing Appalachia event. If you don't know about the great work going on with that festival, please look it up. Incredible bands playing in support of one of the most important causes in our state, addiction recovery. Kelsey brought home some pickles from the West Virginia Pickle Guy, followed by jerky for us to try from Cane Creek Jerky, handcrafted lo...

In this episode, the Creeps drink two new Nestle Sensations cereal and waffle themed milks, not sure flavored is the right word. We tried one that is Frosted Flakes, the other is Eggo waffles and syrup. You be the judge on whether you find these sweets to be treats or tricks, dream or nightmare.  Then, Matt tells Kelsey about an awful occurrence over and under a bridge in Chicago, that is well kno...

The Creeps try simple and easy home cooked items that were scratch made by our host Kelsey, using a hand picked selection of fresh ingredients from our latest visit to the Bridgeport Farmer's Market. Here's what we tried: A big Sandwich, on whole wheat bread, piled high with so many veggies, including grilled marinated eggplant, feta, and a tangy slaw. She also made peach crumble for desse...

In this episode, the Creeps snack on the odd delights of Meiji's Chocorooms, a mushroom shaped biscuit coated in milk and dark chocolate (and thankfully for Kelsey contains no actual mushrooms) Then, Matt ushers us into Spooky Season with a few local legends, all of which involving creatures in and around The Mon, the Monongahela River, which flows through the Fairmont and Morgantown areas Nor...

We have a giant 75th episode, the Creeps finally try Hill and Hollow on the show after wanting to showcase them for years. This lovely family's food truck is renown for its fresh, creative, and super local treats. To find them, visit Facebook.com/hillandhollowwv/ for schedules and more info. We found them at our latest visit to the Bridgeport Farmer's Market. Here's what we tried: Ramp...

In this episode, the Creeps cronch on a bunch of Limited Edition flavor Lay's Ruffles potato chips that's themed as Korean-style Sweet and Spicy Chili, contained in a beautiful purple bag. These chips have a nice kick of spices. Then, Matt tells a brief tale of a very recent alleged event, in which a 41 year old lady in St. Louis, Missouri and definitely not Florida, berated and assaulted...

In this episode, Matt explains his desire to visit this adorable legendary local institution, after we had all been in the area previously and didn't go. We're trying an assortment of lovely pastries from JR's Donut Castle , located at 3318 Emerson Ave, Parkersburg, WV. Open Daily 6:00 am - 10:00 pm. Here's what we tried: Cannolis, cherry cheese danish, maple nut bar; Donuts: creme...

In this episode, the Creeps get excited to try something they already like: popcorn, that is flavor themed of something they also already like: Twinkies. They're trying Hostess Twinkie popcorn that Kelsey found at Dollar Tree. Then, Matt shares information on the story of Luke Stout, a young man from Buckhannon, WV, who mysteriously disappeared after he was last seen on Hickory Flat Rd. in 201...

In this episode, the Creeps try Peruvian dishes from Miskycha, located at 139 Conference Center Way Ste. 105, Bridgeport, WV. Open Mon-Sat 11:00 AM - 8:00 PM. Here's what we tried: Roasted chicken and rice with aji pepper sauce, Aji de gallina (Creamy spicy chicken served over potatoes and rice with olive and egg), and a special they were serving to celebrate Fiestas Patrias (Pervuian Independ...

Today we're poppin' bottles! The Creeps try a vibrant root beer blend coming to us from Queensland, Australia in an adorable brown glass bottle. This soft drink was suggested for us from Kelsey's husband, Michael. Then, Matt tells a story given to him by the editor. Get ready for more of that classic Florida Man action you've come to expect from our show now and then. Nothing I can...

In this Christmas in July special, Kelsey prepared a homemade version of a giant five layered Christmas Tree themed cake, a Christmas Tree Cake Cake, a cake inception, a big Deborah if you will. Matt is delighted and dumbfounded by his misremembrance of the tree cakes of Christmas past. Then, Matt covers the legends surrounding disappearances and strange happenings around what folks call the Lake...

Your Main Creeps Matt and Kelsey try KitKats in this episode, and they're pink lemonade flavored. Matt thinks he won't be stoked about that flavor, nor does he think he'd be stoked to try anymore ramen, but he did add a zhuzh to the episode. Then, Kelsey provides an update on the sleepover story in Oregon that we covered previously, in which the father of one of the girls allegedly tried drugging...

Your Main Creeps Matt and Kelsey try baked goods from McCabe Confections, a baker from Clarksburg, WV. You can find them at Facebook.com/McCabeConfections/ for more information on what they have and how to order. Here's what we tried: Vanilla cake, Spider-man themed sugar cookies and chocolate cake pops In this episode, Kelsey talks about Miguel Cortés, also known as the "Mexican Dahmer" but we tr...

In this episode, the Creeps try a naturally flavored Spicy Jalapeno cotton candy from Chocolate Storybook, ours was found to be available at our local Five Below. Then Kelsey excitedly tells the silly story of a duck huddled alongside soldiers during wwii on war torn islands in the pacific. A soldier brought this duck along after winning him in New Zealand, named him after a fellow soldier, and ma...

Your Main Creeps Matt and Kelsey try food from Jojo's Hibachi, a very interesting food truck that serves fresh eats to Grafton, WV and the surrounding area. They specialize in Asian grilled steak, chicken, and shrimp over fried rice or noodles. You can find where they'll be next on their Facebook www. Facebook.com/people/JoJos-Hibachi-Grill . In this episode, we recorded in front of a live audienc...

In this episode, Matt is "not jazzed" to try the new Breakfast themed Cup Noodles from Nissin. One is "Breakfast" with maple syrup, pancakes, sausage, and egg. The other is everything bagel seasoning and a cream cheese sauce. Try them if you dare. Britt the Editor finished the Maple one... Then, Kelsey covers a few cats who have gained notoriety for their sizable figures and su...

In this episode, the Creeps have a taste test of Uncle Frankie's salsa. They try their locally made roasted pineapple salsa against the salsa of a big box chain. You can find Uncle Frankie's at the Bridgeport Farmers Market, or by visiting Unclefrankiessauce.com Then for this special, the Creeps interview Stefania Ianno, founder of Breaking Stalking, an organization that combats stalking by raisin...

In this episode, the Creeps try something special because it was picked out by Kelsey's daughter, but something abominable because this thing was *spoiler alert* gross - gross in a way that only a sour candy flavored pickle could be. They tried Warheads Extreme Sour Dill Pickles. For those keeping score at home, I believe we're now 3 for 3 on awful pickle themed picks. Your favorite editor...

In this episode, the Creeps eat too many donuts and it's maybe Kelsey's fault. Today's crazy assortment of donuts, a smiley cookie, and a very good brownie comes from Gus's Goodies, located at 3972 Main St, Weirton, WV. Open 8-Noon on Monday, and 6:30 AM-5:00 PM Tuesday-Saturday. Then, Matt tells a tale about the cast and crew of the 1997 classic film, Titanic. A tale that involves...

In this episode, the Creeps get spicy, trying entire slices of the new Pizza Hut Hot Honey Pepperoni pizza, a pan style pizza with different types of pepperoni, drizzled in hot honey. Then, Matt covers the recent frankly disturbing trend of using ai to recreate the voices of crime victims to make videos about them on Youtube. He also covers Youtube's new policy changes in an attempt to stop th...

In this episode, the Creeps try more delicious items from Rendezbrews, a coffee shop located at 76 W Main St, Grafton, WV. Open Mon-Fri 6:30 AM-5:00 PM, Sat 8:00 AM-12:30 PM. Here's what we ordered: French toast muffin, triple chocolate muffin, apple cinnamon muffin. This time, Matt covers the recent shocking tale of a kids event gone awry, a Willy Wonka immersive experience so odd that it wen...

In this episode the Creeps try some recipes to replace kelloggs products in the pantry, if you'd prefer not to buy them anymore. Specifically, they try recipes similar to flakes that are frosty, crisped rice, and treats you would make with that crisped rice. The hosts explain. Then, Matt tells the story of a man in Summersville, WV that, falling on hard times and desperation, walked into a loc...

In this episode, the Creeps try food from La Tapatia Super Mercado, located at 415 Baltimore Ave, Clarksburg, WV. Open daily, 11:00 AM-10:00 PM. Here's what we ordered: Beef Birria taco with broth, shrimp ceviche, arroz con pollo, chicken Burrito Special, Especial Daniel (steak, chorizo, and chicken fajita, with rice, beans, avocado) We also talk about Michael's cilantro problem, monster m...

In this episode, the Creeps try Native chocolate that Matt purchased on his recent trip to the Smithsonian National Museum of the American Indian. It's a fine dark chocolate from the Bedré Chocolate Company of Oklahoma, owned by the Chickasaw Nation. You can find their chocolate by visiting bedrechocolates.com For this short, Kelsey covers the story of an Oregon man who allegedly drugged three...