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This week, Kelsey has us try exciting Kinder stuff! No pickles! No weird ramen! We're living the good Creep Lyfe. We're eating Kinder Bueno themed drumstick-style ice cream cones, and ice cream tubs. Editor note: One of the best things we have ever ever tried. Then, Matt talks about Dayton Webber, a 27 year old professional cornhole player in Maryland, who without arms or legs, allegedly s...

This week, we got into a Spring berry mood, and we're trying some new seasonal snacks! Here's what we tried: Strawberry Poptart peeps, S'mores chocolate dipped peeps, Little Debbie Strawberry - And Kelsey has Dr Pepper Peeps that we didn't pick up for Matt Then, Matt sort of continues the theme of last episode. He tells Kelsey all about galvanism, a theory of electric current in an...

This week, the Creeps try four different cup ramen that Kelsey unleashed upon poor Matt. We're trying Totino's Cheese Pizza ramen, Totino's Buffalo "style" Chicken Pizza ramen, Old El Paso ramen in Fajita and Birria flavor styles. Then, Kelsey gives Matt the joy of Crumbs, the world's fattest cat at 38 pounds, and his escape from a diet center. An escape which backfired w...

In viral ceo fashion, our own Main Corpse CEO's try some product, and pass the details on to you! Britt traveled across WV's sprawl of dying cratered roads to bring them two new items from McDonalds. Here's what we tried: The Big Arch, the huge arch, the largest of arches The new Hot Honey McCrispy chicken sandwich with jalapeno crisps Then, Matt gives a new one to Kelsey -the exploits...

Welcome to our 100th short! We're way over 200 episodes now. So to thank y'all for sticking with us over four years, we've prepared this odd special. The Creeps were forced at fake knifepoint to try random candy that Britte bought from the wildly popular online candy shop, Poppin Candy. We tried the following heap of sugar, almost murdering Kelsey: Haribo Happy Ice Tea (Peach & Lem...

This week, the Creeps survived the 100th Short that's coming your way. And we're talking about a place we tried prior to recording called Alfredo's, located at 252 Emily Drive in Bridgeport WV, Open Mon-Sat 10:30 am-9:00 pm, Sun 10:30 am-8:30 pm. Here's what we tried: Mediterranean pasta with chicken, manicotti, fettucine alfredo with shrimp, Wonderful salads- house salad with blue...

This week, the Creeps will always try a new Coke. They sip on some of the new Coke Zero Cherry Float. They then try the Super Bowl fresh bag of Lay's plain original potato chips fresh off the line. Then, Kelsey talks about a man in Putnam County, WV who broke into a gas station while wearing a wonderful and foolproof disguise. They also talk about the Super Bowl, the Halftime Show, and Matt&#3...

This week, the Creeps try Alani Nu Cherry Bomb, and Little Debbie mini Valentine donuts, and Strawberry Valentine Cakes. We Creeps get festive and stay festive. Then, Matt tells the odd story of Mary Toft. In 1726 Surry England, she tricked doctors into thinking Mary had been pregnant with and birthed rabbits, and more than once. It's a wild tale, requested by Editor Britte, as it's techni...

This week, the Creeps be doin the things, the Valentine's Day themed flavored? things. I know, we actually found some. We are trying Red Velvet Resse's Cups! Then, Kelsey's brought us an ongoing trial in England, where Claire Bridger was accused of stabbing her estranged husband. She claimed to jurors she "blacked out" and attacked him after he told her that her pet dogs were...

For this episode, Kelsey picked up a couple of mini special cookies from Crumbl. Here's what we tried: Dubai Biscoff brownie, and some sort of ice cream themed cookie, (Chocolate Vanilla Ice Cream Cookie Swirl?) Then, Matt brings a dumb dumb, a car thief in Lakeway, Texas. A car thief caught by a sting operation, where a bait car was waiting all by itself, although not quite, because the insid...

This week we're trying Tomatillo Mexican Grille, because these fine folks pulled us in by our heart's love of all things cheese, as you well know. They're located in the food court of the Meadowbrook Mall at 2399 Meadowbrook Mall Rd, Bridgeport, WV. Open daily 10am-8:30pm, Sun 11am-5:30pm. Here's what we tried: Chips & Salsa side, and we will tell you now, don't sleep on th...

Editor Britte is back with another weird random candy they saw on the internet. Your Creeps are trying Kohakutou, a Japanese sweet made with sugar and agar agar, that's crisp on the outside and very much like soft jelly in the middle. They're vegetarian and gluten free. The ones we got are not the viral handmade Silky Gems, but instead Amos 4D Gummy Crystal Jewels, with the bag containing...

The Creeps are still on the Holiday nonsense but aren't as festive this week. However, they're feeling better and are back with sassy intros again. This last episode of 2025 brings you a viral trend that we once again had to catch up on by the time y'all have already had it. That's right, we're trying weird Swedish candy! We have Bubs soft foam tutti fruitti sour Diamonds or Rh...

This week, we're a day late and a few dollars short. The Creeps stay festive and hold a Victorian style feast on a millennial's budget. We try a classic tiny pecan pie from Walmart, interestingly decent Crisp Apple Jason Universe themed Angry Orchard cider, and just the weirdest stuff we could find at Aldi: iced soft gingerbread things and Spritz orange wine that finally opens around the t...

The Creeps wish you a Happy New Year and a very Happy Hondadays, getting real creamy with it, as they try limited edition Coke Zero Holiday Creamy Vanilla. They also try the new Peppermint Stick Kit Kats! Then, "The Story America Needed Right Now" Matt's story of animals misbehavin' involves animal control officers responding to a wee bandit, a raccoon who just wanted a beverage....

This week, to continue our holiday nonsense festivities, Kelsey has brewed up a few ramen against better judgement and an afront to several deities. The Creeps are trying, for your pleasure and their disdain, weirdly accurate Pumpkin Pie, a savory Turkey Dinner, and S'mores flavored ramen cups, in a segment that will just have you asking, Why? Then, you get yet another Classic Matt Episode: We...

The Creeps send you more holiday cheer, as Kelsey tries the new Reese's Sugar Cookie Big Cup, and Matt talks about trying McDonald's new Grinch Salt dill pickle dusted McShaker Fries that come in the new Grinch meal, but did not come with a shaky bag. Then, get really plush, cushy and comfortable, as Matt talks about stumbling upon odd love in the outdoors of Waukesha, Wisconsin. Be carefu...

This week, to continue our festivities, Britte suggested a holiday treat that our dear beloved editor has now tried several times: The Holidaze sub from Sheetz, which features sliced turkey and all the trimmings on a bun: there's stuffing, gravy, cheddar cheese, and a side of cranberry sauce for dipping or throwing atop your sandwich if you're into that. Then, Kelsey grabbed Little Debbie...

Our snack segment is plum full to the brim with holiday cheer! We're trying a few festive snacks to continue what we've done with our Fall thing. To keep us going right along we have Little Deb's Christmas Tree Brownies. They're green. We also try Tastykake's Caramel Apple mini donuts. They look good, Editor Britte wouldn't know, they were left out of trying them. Then, Mat...

This week, Britte grabbed snacks from a Great Harvest Bakery, we found out later its a national chain, just a smaller one... Located at 3000 Jerry Dove Dr. Suite 100, Around Bridgeport, wv. Open Mon-Fri 7 AM-5 PM, Sat 8 AM-4 PM. Here's what we tried: Trek bar with chocolate and cranberry (their version of a granola bar), they also had a pecan sticky bun Then, Kelsey talks about a Florida woman...

In this episode, we're eating the best nut ever. We're trying Apple Cider Donut flavored cashews from Planter's. Then, Matt's bringing it back. We're rolling out again. He's got updates on the Guy Fieri tequila situation, the Fieri fiasco where a million dollars worth of his proprietary alcohol was pilfered and plundered. Article is from New York Post's Shane Galvin. Th...

This time we maybe found The One. We tried Entenmann's Pumpkin Muffins, Tastykake pumpkin spice mini donut thingys, and Great Value Caramel Apple Coffee. Even though this is more of the Fall stuff, they're both extremely excited about this. Then, Matt goes off the deep end with a continuation of Urban Legend Fun Fact Nights. Our last full episode was the first one in that new little series...

In this episode, we're eating candy corn whether you like it or not. Spiced cider, caramel apple, sweet maple, salted butterscooch, and purmpern spice, according to Kelsey. She also brought Brachs Mellowcreme Caramel Apples that are red, green, and brown. Also, TROPICAL AND OR LEAF FLAVOR WHY YOU THERE. Then, Kelsey wants to know if you're ready for her tale, and you're not. She finall...

Again, instead of a local restaurant we're continuing our search for every seasonal food we can find. This week, we're trying Dunkin Donuts Pumpkin spice coffee because of course we Creeps thrive on coffee. To complement the morning beverage, there's Entenmann's Pumpkin Donut holes, and Lil Deb's Fall Buttery Vanilla Mini Muffins and yes that was a hand cramp to type. Then, Mat...

In this episode, we're chowing down on pumpkins upon pumpkins upon pumpkins. Keeping in theme this fall, we're eating Reese's pumpkins: regular, white, and unwrapped minis! Then, Matt brings us a weird one about a poop spray that was unleashed on a school campus in South Carolina, causing over $50k in damages and some students needing medical attention. Story credit: NBC News Minyvonne...