LATE NIGHT LARGE

Hold on to your shirts as our brace of serial losers play fast and loose with loaded dice. It's not just about losing everything in games of chance though, as Aaron and Mike delve into the wider perspective of risk: is asking somebody out or quitting your job technically gambling? If so, perhaps even the devoutly sensible could stand to be a little more foolhardy, in pursuit of those true riches o...

Art imitating life imitating art imitating life imitating...something. Join our two musclebound grotesques as they discuss the bane of most of our entertainment-addled lives. Of course, Big Brother was not watching us, we were watching it...and getting very bored and murderous in the process. But there's also the small matter of watching police and ambulance crews deal with hurt and angry, angry p...

Nature is pretty awesome, as the dopey duo discover on surveying the breadth of their dominion from atop a mighty hill. Among the traumatic topics on the agenda are burying excrement and making a treasure map for your kids to track it down, going commando among friends, and learning what a compass is for.

Masks must be worn in this area. Our two whimpering underdogs get what's coming to them as they discuss the origins, progression and application of health and safety legislation. Is it an essential tool for worker protection, or an avenue for big compensation payouts? The two make much mirth at the misfortune of others, before coming to the conclusion that it's better for kids to be seriously inju...

Our two plump gooses become prize stool-pigeons under the merest hint of pressure, as they get weak on crime and the causes of crime. Tonight we learn of the vegan-based execution method known as hummuside, that prefixing or bookending 'murder' to everything is perhaps how American crime dramas gained their massive popularity, whether the conditions of society create a culture of crime, and bear w...

Strap on the crash helmet, knee pads and adult nappy, as our two adrenaline junkies get more anecdotal than usual and delve into the palpitating prospect of extreme sports. Wrap yourself in tinfoil and climb onto the roof in a thunderstorm to listen on as a full variety of edgy pursuits are debated, while new classifications for extreme sports such as train baiting and drug dealing are pleaded for...

Stand and deliver! Mike asks for your money or your wife, as our two hard-shoulder playboys tailgate, kerb crawl and aquaplane all over the place in an effort to understand what the Romans ever did for us. Among the subjects steamrollered into submission are the different categories and purposes of roads, what vehicle excise duty was originally supposed to be for, and the dreaded pirates of the tu...

It's cudgels at dawn as our two weary warriors fight to decide who is rapier. Holding firearms as big as their entire arms, Mike and Aaron conspire to foist their remarkable weaponry on an unsuspecting public, to general hilarity and some repulsion. Hear an alternative history of conflict, wonder how many legitimate baseball players there are in the UK, all the while chuckling at the unmentioned '...

Our two titillating teamsters get out of their civvies and root deep in distinguished workwear and costume for this glorious show. Mike tentatively talks of his displeasure at Her Majesty's Pleasure and the Emergency room, Aaron promotes his upcoming business venture, and the both of them tiptoe around the notion of school uniforms.

Which topic is number one for bland pleasantries? Hilarious sunburn, panic-buying, and taking flares and huskies to the shop in the snow are among the anecdotes, while pelicans on the beach laugh at old people being blown over.

Pichforks at the ready, as our messy moral entrepreneurs stir up trouble in their own inimitable way, turning the town against you and your heretical kin. You only have yourselves to blame. Shouldn't have spoke out of turn. Shouldn't have worn those awful shoes. Should have joined the winning team.

It's time to laugh while you learn! Our two Professors of puerile whip out their bunsen burners and toast marshmallows, as they shelter from the elements. If you've ever wondered which representatives of the periodic table only exist for a fraction of a second, why you could potentially fight on the surface of the sun dressed in a full Tungsten body suit, and why a good marriage is like a noble ga...

Get elegantly wasted with our two slag-heaps, as they pick through the finer points of your rubbish and effluence. Regrets, cowardice and midlife crises also fall under this putrid umbrella. Marvel at anecdotes about long lost plastic shoe horns procured from Christmas crackers, our illogical emotional attachments to inanimate junk, and destroying the toilet bowl.

Why talk to Frank when you can mainline with Mike? Compulsion, curiosity and cocaine-coated Frosties are on the agenda, as our two anal apothecaries tread carefully over broken needles and jerry cans to explore the mercurial yet murky world of illicit substances. Their bulging pupils betray them in the end though, as they succumb to the insatiable lure of Donkey Dust.

Hobbies and leisure pursuits are up for debate in this fun-packed edition of everyone's favourite amateur radio show! The most mouth-watering escapades known to man are discussed, including code-cracking, extreme napping, and insect holocausts. Almost certainly the most fun you will have outside of an opium orgy.

Brothers are doing it for themselves! A Late Night classic ensues, with our two nutty numbskulls go off with their nail guns half-cocked, as the house falls down around them. Despite the rather familial theme, the mood soon turns malevolent, as drunk hammering, hilarious accidents and a worrying obsession with murder weapons blacken the previously convivial tone.

Our two gene genies get down with Charles Dazza as they reluctantly denounce the myth that Mike created the Heavens and the Earth with his potent seed. Overpopulation and inbreeding are touched upon as they comment on Nature's wondrous spirit of creativity with: "Is that it?"

One of the classics ensues here, when our two stargazing black holes get stuck into the solar system and the wonders contained herein. Expect a few innuendoes about heavenly bodies, Total Recall references, and how Uranus is particularly windy and full of methane. No room for Pluto though, much to Mike's chagrin.

One of the stone-cold classics, with boozers being the topic for discussion! Blotto Bliss and Lairy Large stagger from grog-house to grog-house singing about brawling and suchlike. Every aspect of the modern pub is chewed over, from decor to clientele to snacks. And, of course, the finest pub names. They're British institutions after all, much like our two mirth-makers.

Our two meat-heads get the meat sweats as they drool over the myriad varieties of dead creature flesh. Expect to hear Mike valiantly defend his masculinity through the medium of carnivorous consumption, get all 'Animal Farm' as the pair ask if some animals are more equal than others, and discuss the ethics of cannibalism: the sweetest taboo.

Another thought-provoking edition, as our nihilistic narcissists pretend to be people with consciences. As well as some sensible deliberations on intervening in cases of bullying and domestic abuse, Mike raises the spectre of coitus cum minoris, Aaron narrates a sordid tale of cannibalism on the High Seas, while they both deliberate the heavy load of the drug mule.

What shall we do with these drunken sailors? Blissbeard and First Mate Large get through a keg of rum as they guide us through the intricate history of piracy, both of the high seas and...the other kind. Sit back and enjoy a brief revisiting of some of the most iconic plunderers, how a pirate ship was more democratic than the average UK workplace, just how a sweaty guy with a camcorder in the cine...

One of the most serious and insightful shows thus far, our two champions of liberty invite you to cast off your shackles, take off your clothes and howl at the moon. Among the highlights are discussions of the concepts of positive and negative liberties, personal autonomy and why Mike believes some old people are just arseholes.

You won't believe your ears....eyes, tongue, nose or fingers, as the five, or some say, six senses are pontificated over by our senseless simpletons. Mike attempts to rank the senses in order of personal value, and gets worked up over the notion that being impervious to pain could be a good thing.

Our two wandering prophets of anarchy discuss the wonders of seeing the world through not a television screen, but your own eyes. If happiness is a transient state, then why do we continue to stand still geographically? Is it cowardice, lack of ambition or simply a longing for the comforts of home which see us plant our roots and rarely move? Park your hovercraft for a moment and enjoy, while we a...