LATE NIGHT LARGE

What is it about amassing lots of broadly similar objects that feels so fulfilling? Mike and Aaron take a break from their own collecting of STIs, women's underwear and restraining orders to review more benign examples of the trend that seems to apply to almost all of us in one way or another.

World Cup nostalgia abounds here for our two fooligans. Nothing (aside from music) roots memories in a specific time and space like the greatest show on Earth, after all.

Mike and Aaron investigate who watches the watchmen and why you can't trust anyone these days as voyeurism has been made easier than ever for your average layman. As if "the man" spying on us wasn't enough, now the average puffin can record strangers without them potentially even being aware. Say cheese!

A collision of nostalgia and junk food as Mike and Aaron chew over the topic of popular confectionery of now and of their "salad days". A delicious debate in a bitesize format you may say.

Whether you prefer a half-nelson, rear naked choke or stomping the groin, Mike and Aaron have you covered, in this no holds barred edition of everyone's favourite bout of verbal sparring. Marvel as our two tussling torpedoes grapple with all varieties of organised violence while letting their guard slip time and again. Let battle commence!

Where Mike and Aaron debate the ongoing catastrofuck in that dreaded Strait of Hormuz and the overly bronzed clown in the throes of dementia who started the whole mess.

The focus this time is on that legendarily satisfying British institution of greasy spoons. The offerings, decor and hygiene are amongst the topics on the menu, and Mike soon warms up to Aaron's suggestion of founding his very own café. Uncle Mike's Hangry Staghole is coming soon to a town near you.

Mike and Aaron discuss the free speech trial of the century thus far, featuring Afroman, Lick-em-low Lisa, Officer Poundcake and Randy Walters aka the son-of-a-bitch who seems uncertain of the fidelity of his wife. Enjoy!

Behold, a megamix of Late Night Large introductions hitherto unheard of on Spotify! Think of it like a collection of lost tracks and b-sides to tide you over until Mike gets his lazy arse back into the studio.

Mike gets a chance to view the long arm of the law from the opposite side to which he's normally accustomed in this episode where the both co-conspirators learn a very different way of being judged by their peers.

Aaron and Mike debate the AFCON fiasco and why it has been so damaging to the integrity of the African game. Also featuring some bitching about VAR!

You may have heard of this relatively recent phenomenon because a billionaire weirdo was tapping his own son's blood. Our pair of vituperative vampires look into that nonsense as well as many adjacent terms and ask: are these just things that humans have always done, but with a stupid new name?

A mildly vituperative conversation about the current state of British roads.

When the looting starts, the booting starts! Unless Mike and Aaron are doing it. Using some sort of catastrophe as cover for your shameless larceny has been practiced for generations it seems. Whether we're talking about pillaging villages, plundering vessels or robbing graves, mankind has tended to help themselves while guards are down or peacekeepers otherwise occupied. So let your guard dow...

Tonight's conversation is steered between badly executed crimes, ten pin bowling techniques and maiming your new work colleagues for a laugh.

Whether tearing, cutting or grinding, here's something that needs reminding: look after your bloody teeth. With many miserable dentist trips behind (and ahead of) them, Aaron and Mike sink their Hampsteads into a juicy topic and proceed to chew the proverbial cud. Lisa needs braces!

Mike and Aaron tear into Spurs in the wake of Thomas Frank's sacking, dizzying them with a veritable cascade of banter. It's all in jest you spuds.

We live in the information age, but some information is deemed more sensitive than other information. When the concealment of information from certain groups is deliberate, then we might term it a secret. Discretion has never been one of Mike and Aaron's obvious virtues, so you'll have to tune in to hear how tactfully they handle this thorny subject, including some intriguing and tasteless...

Where our two gobby gumdrops chew the cud over those who choose to spend their career inflicting well meaning pain on your skull pegs. You pay money to be mildly tortured and drilled in your moist orifice, without even an orgasm to speak of at the conclusion! Damn you dentists, and the heavily processed sugary treats that sustain your industry!

The man from the crypt and the man with the out of control id collide in this thrilling installment of the world's favourite braindead podcast to talk about beasts that may never have been, despite the utter faith of a small band of biological heretics and their enraptured cohort. Behold: the Large pantheon of bestiary icons!

Following our Predator watchalong, David Collins joins the sexual tyrannosaurs for a Late Night Lounge discussion on the finest Arnie movie of all time.

A new feature where your favourite miscreants watch an old favourite, wax lyrical and otherwise talk bollocks. This episode's target is the ultimate action-thriller-science-fiction-horror classic Predator, and Mike and Aaron welcome fellow Predator superfan David Collins to the chopper for the ultimate rumble in the jungle!

The one where Mike and Aaron debate Fukuyama's End of History...in a manner of speaking.

The dreaded transit between home and work is up for debate this week. You can expect some unexpectedly erratic banter incorporating Inspector Gadget, the top, bottom and middle of trains and liberal deployment of C bombs. We also feature a mostly pointless argument on the merits of proximity-based employment incentives dragged out longer than the alleyway brawl in They Live. Enjoy!

Where our two heroes discuss the similarities in the "inevitable apocalypse" themes between the Jurassic Park and Terminator franchises...amongst other tidbits.