Kino Klash

The FINAL matchup in the the round of 32!

In this episode James Bond squares off against Jaws , but not in the way you think! ;)

Yo! What's happening Klashers?! You ready get this party TURNT UP?! That's right we've got one movie about the violent sociopaths who commit state sanctioned horrors and another about how bureaucracy can only function in spite of the people within it! YAY!!! WE ARE SO HAPPY IN THIS ONE!!! As a side note, I'm posting these weekly now that we're in the home stretch y'all. Buc...

"Of course, not all desires lead to happiness. Desires can and do lead to pain and frustration." - Rod Stryker

Psst... Hey... One of us had a completely corrupted audio file. Can you guess who? I'll never tell... And i'll never tell of the dark magics I had to conjure and the devil's bargains I had to make to restore it... Happy listening Klashers. *witch cackle*

“Nothing is fair in this world. You might as well get that straight right now" - Sue Monk Kidd

Blonde Tom Cruise squares up against a slightly more in-shape than usual Kevin Spacey. KLASHERS WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE

Let's just say we all wrote something honest in this one.

Piping HOT new episode with piping HOT takes!

Coming at ya with another episode of ORIGINAL RECIPE

“Pain was a fascinating horror” - Aldous Huxley

Original Recipe is back for the New Year, but believe you me these were all recorded in 2025. Time's a funny thing like that, eh?

The episode image is us waking up in mid January and remembering we still need to record this. Kyle - A Charlie Brown Christmas Brenden - Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence Ryan - Brazil Alex - Home Alone 2: Pig in the City

Oh BOY everybody! Us here at Kino Klash HQ got walloped by an incredibly busy holiday season. Brenden - Micheal Jackson's Halloween Kyle - Arthur: Malediction Ryan - Scooby Doo: Zombie Island Alex - V/H/S/HALLOWEEN Happy Belated Halloween!

"In every change, in every falling leaf there is some pain, some beauty. And that's the way new leaves grow." - Amit Ray

So, to my understanding, Alex makes the argument this episode that having CheatGPT decide his ranking is ultimately "a wash" because having good movies at the bottom of his list harms him in the long run. Let me explain how this is just another CLASSIC Alex falsehood - If good movies are at the bottom of your list, then they will be paired up against equally heavy hitters from other people's top 5...

"In doubt, fear is the worst of prophets." - Statius

Alex is NOT damp this episode. He is just as dry as the next guy.

“Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.” ―Bob Dylan

"Hmmm... I just brushed my teeth but BOY does that orange juice look refreshing!" - Us, every episode.

"Ah sh--, here we go again." - Carl "CJ" Johnson

"Oops all garbage!" We let our broken disassociations get the better of us this episode and spend maybe 25 minutes total talking about the movies. Oops!

"We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one." - John Updike

"Boomer Computer Safety PSA" v. "Guy Exclusively on the Wrong Side of History."

"Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. " - Helen Keller