Junkfood Cinema

A ki-ki-killer bonus! What better day to dig up this terrifying corpse from the archives?! Happy Friday, Campers!

Arm yourselves because Brian and Cargill won’t save you from losing your shirt (and your mind) at Casino Royale!

Brian and Cargill wrap their tentacles around one of Cargill's favorite Bond films. Enjoy!

Brian is joined by the chaotic pixie of pod and rink, Windy Bowlsby, to swim with sharks and set Coke dealers on fire. They also discuss Licence to Kill. Enjoy!

For this sparkling installment of Junk Bond, Brian is joined by First Wrestling ring announcer John Maddening to discuss Diamonds Are Forever. Howard Hughes, fake moon landings, and a lifelong feud between Bond girls all mined for this episode.

For your ears only: Brian & Cargill undertake the epic mission of covering every single James Bond film between Patreon and the main feed. We hope this first episode, on the first Bond flick, will leave you both shaken and stirred.

Brian and Cargill bring you an episode on April Fool’s Day…but they didn’t bring it on April Fool’s Day. So you can rest assured, there will be no pranks or shenanigans. None whatsoever.

Brian and Cargill (unwisely) go Behind the Mask to fulfill a Patron request. Will they make it out alive? Listen to find out!

Brian and Cargill are joined by director Danishka Esterhazy to discuss the Slumber Party Massacre franchise and how her fantastic new entry fits into it! There is also a fair amount of discussion of 70s kid shows, getting “iced,” and sad penis. So, ya know, a typical episode. Buy or rent Danishka’s Slumber Party Massacre (2021) right now on your favorite streaming service!

Brian and Cargill are joined once again by the fantastic Joe Lynch as they fulfill a Patron request and experience the ultimate Glow-up with The Last Dragon. Can you expect insane stories? Sho’nuff! Will there be plenty of sidebars? Sho’nuff! Was this episode, as with all Joe Lynch appearances, almost lost to technical difficulties? Sho. Nuff.

Brian and Cargill wrap up Love Snacktually with definitely possibly probably the sweetest, cutest, most Ryan Reynolds-y film they’ve ever covered. By the way, this episode is not actually sponsored by Aviation Gin. No one asked us to say that, but it still feels like something we’d be legally obligated to state.

In honor of the late, great Ivan Reitman, Brian and Cargill end the Love Snacktually administration by hailing to the Dave!

As #LoveSnacktually continues, a Patron request reunites Brian & Cargill with Grosse Pointe Blank!

Brian and Cargill kick off their Love Snack-ually series with a movie that asks the important question: Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? Be a loverdoll, listen and subscribe now!

Brian and Cargill have dunnit again! Find out who else dunnit as they try and escape Deathtrap.

For the first patron request episode of “The New Batch,” Brian & Cargill contract a bad case of Midnight Madness! Bonus! They also take you to…Junior High School?

Brian and Cargill honor the late Peter Bogdanovich as they take aim at his first film (and Boris Karloff’s last): Targets. The movie that lent its structure to a very recent Tarantino film? Maybe. Also yes definitely. Listen and subscribe to Bogdano this Vich with us!

In the first episode of 2022, Brian & Cargill return to their post-apocalyptic roots as they look for water (and trouble) with the Exterminators of the Year 3000! They also pitch Asylum movies and argue about robots so…you know…the usual. Listen and subscribe now before the world ends!

Brian and Cargill carry on the JFC New Year’s Eve tradition of discussing another Thin Man film! Well, not the film Another Thin Man…that’s the third one. Today they’re sending 2021 off in style with After The Thin Man! Download and subscribe for more shenanigans in 2022!

Ho Ho Holy crap are Brian and Cargill about to creep up your holiday as they exchange theories as to what’s going on in Christmas Evil! Listen now and subscribe to stuff your ear stockings with more goodies!

Brian and Cargill venture into the woods (and into the past) to finally sink their fangs into Brotherhood of the Wolf (aka Le Pacte des Loups). If you haven’t seen this 18th century French martial arts creature feature epic, do yourself a favor and watch it now on Shudder! Join our pack by subscribing and downloading today!

Brian and Cargill get (out)back to basics as they set their sights on Quigley Down Under! Download and subscribe to ensure a g’day!

For Thanksgiving, get ready to stuff your eyeballs with madness as Brian is joined by longtime Alamo programmer and author Lars Nilsen (Warped & Faded) to discuss The Visitor (1979). You…may not be prepared for this one. Pick up Lars’ book at Mondo now! https://mondoshop.com/products/warped-and-faded-weird-wednesday-and-the-birth-of-the-american-genre-film-archive

Brian and Cargill take to the skies to save dads and start international incidents with Iron Eagle!

Marvel's Wastelanders: Hawkeye is the second installment in the Marvel's Wastelanders audio epic. Forty years ago, the villains of the world rose up and killed all the heroes. Well, all the heroes that mattered. The sole survivor of the Avengers, Hawkeye (Stephen Lang) is now a sideshow freak, re-living the worst day of his life for paying audiences. He's surly, broken, and losing his sight, but t...