Junkfood Cinema

He's back from the dead to begrudgingly complete a task he wants no part of. ...hey, that's also the plot of 1985's The Heavenly Kid!  That symmetry is sweeter than high school cafeteria wedding cake!  Support us on Patreon! 

America? F**k yeah!  Enjoy this explosive July 4th spectacular as The Salisboyz take on Team America: World Police! We promise…you will never look at Rocket Pops the same way again Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Scott jump behind the wheel of Christine …and are never seen again! Well, I mean, it’s an audio podcast. So you didn’t ever see them in the first place. Just cruise into this episode on what is perhaps John Carpenter's most personal film?  Support us on Patreon!  

Direct from Argo City, Brian is joined by artist/actor John Gholson ( Man Finds Tape ) to discuss Supergirl! No, not that Supergirl …the other Supergirl . Also Brian really dislikes Underdog for some reason?  Support us on Patreon !

Whatcha gonna do, brother… when Brian and Greg MacLennan run wild on Suburban Commando? Support us on Patreon, what...are your fingers frozen today???

Brian and Blake are Gleaming the Cube!  …possibly …still don’t fully understand what that means  Support us on Patreon!

Brian and Weinberg set out to prove satire isn't dead, even if a bunch of alien bugs are, with  Starship Troopers !  Come on, you apes, you want me to type forever?  Support us on Patreon!  

Eric Szyszka from We Hate Movies returns to the show as he and Brian climb to the very peak…of the nadir of Die Hard ripoffs! This episode is truly Crackerjack! See WHM at STLV in Vegas! Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and his Lil Bruddah Blake take the podcast downhill as they discuss the 1986 skateboard flick that made Josh Brolin want to quit acting. But don't worry, they ain't bashin' Thrashin'! Skate. Or. Die.  Support us on Patreon! 

GDT's first American movie is definitely a big swinging flick, and Brian & Weinberg are here to bug you with all their opinions on Mimic!  Scurry on over to Patreon to support JFC! 

Completing the 1985 James Spader bully double feature, Brian & Cargill tread on some Tuff Turf . Listen before Ultron tries to wreck the episode again!  Support us on Patreon!

Please don't go, girl, because Brian and Cargill are here to hang tough with an 80s bully revenge movie that has all the right stuff: The New Kids!  Turns out James Spader is THE Florida Man.  Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill meet at the Crossroads to sell their souls for the blues. ...unless The Guardian intervenes?  Pass the hat, support us on Patreon!

Live from the bottom of the beautiful briny sea, Brian and his Mama discuss one of the greatest, and most unfairly edited, Disney movies of all time: Bedknobs and Broomsticks! They discuss the restored version of the film, its similarities to Mary Poppins, and their shared unresolved issues with The Rockettes. Support us on Patreon !

This week, Brian and Cargill take you to Helltrack and back as they celebrate the 40th anniversary of the raddest film from the raddest decade to ever be rad: RAD !  This may be the most important episode we've ever done.  Join the Cru, support us on Patreon ! 

Brian and Scott rock through the ages with Ralph Bakshi in American Pop!  Support us on Patreon!

The Dark Side's calling and Brian & Cargill are here to walk you (like a dream) through the epic rock-n-roll fable that is Eddie and The Cruisers!  Oh and they also discuss the sequel that...also exists.  Support us on Patreon!

In honor of the late, great Robert Duvall, Brian & Cargill try on The Outfit and find this nasty little neo-noir suits them just fine.  Support us on Patreon!

Wake up, grandpa, and get ready for a movie that barely exists...but still happens to be one of the best coming-of-age flicks of all time.  Angus is here to help your elements evolve!  Support us on Patreon!

The ice has never been hotter as Brian & Cargill throw down with the beefcakes on skates in 1986's Youngblood ! It's really about the friends we learned to fight along the way.  Support us on Patreon!

Brian and Cargill don't want to go on a rant about Suicide Kings... ...because rants are Denis Leary's job. Support us on Patreon! 

Well it’s Groundhog Day ...again.

Brian and Cargill jump into the way back machine and head to 1999 where it's always 1981!!!  Yeah, we don't get it either. But if you don't watch 200 Cigarettes with us, Ben's gonna have to do, like, two dozen more Dunkin' commercials. Support us on Patreon! 

Anarchy reigns as Brian and Cargill celebrate the most punk 90s movie EVER...set in the 80s...in Utah.  It's SLC Punk !  Don't be a poser, support us on Patreon! 

Brian & Cargill wonder why (in L.A.) To Live and Die in L.A. might be William Friedkin’s darkest movie.   …and encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight! Support us on Patreon!