Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

OUR FIRST EVER SEQUEL EPISODE drops right on time as always! Stay tuned for some fun stuff coming up that we actually intend to follow through on! "These episodes release like clockwork!" - NY Times "It's the only podcast I listen to!" - Barack Obama "I swear I don't listen!" - Wilder's mom THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Guess what's back with Shaw 'n Mcgrath? • Babies are fine on the roof •&n...

The obvious question: How did it take us so damn long to do this? The obvious answer: We are stupid. THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • We need a famous turtle • Roasty Rhode Island Road Dog Summer • #1 Dookie head • Costner: A hottie or a nottie ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) (And see ya when...

Here we are, right on time! THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT IN TEN... NINE... EIGHT...: • The 6th Annual Bowley Moley • A man, a plan, a canal, Snoop Dogg • Kissies • The breadstick record ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti...

SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY, but we back! We recorded this episode as Hurricane Helene was starting to hit Asheville, and Wabu is only recently back into the age of the internet. But now it's time to refresh and renew — as it always is in the aftermath of something terrible — with some breakfast. THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Jamba: The Challenge • Runny eggs are out • Hotel waffles •&nbs...

McGrath's mic went rogue in this episode so please excuse him while he struggles with such advanced tech. Let's talk about our BEAUTIFUL BODIES, BABIES!! THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • People should be flat and made of metal • Organ ball • The thing that sucks about legs • Two brains, four arms ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter &n...

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, am I right? Appliances be crazy. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Doing mischiefs • Wabu learns what a radiator is • All appliances should be see-through • The Jabu Hibachi Experience ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out...

We are BACK from our romantic beachside vacation and READY for more episodes because IT'S OLYMPICS TIME, MOTHER FRICKERS. U! S! A! U! S! A! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Germany is not landlocked • Olympic Who Can Build a House the Fastest • No blinkies • More bloodsport ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler a...

95??? Jeez Louise. Who do we think we are? 95 episodes. Good grief. Anyways, here's an episode about the bus. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Quack Bus • Stop 'n Chat Bus • Wabu's Pod Bus • Three Story Building Bus ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH )...

We did (Not the Movie) so you know your boys had to do (The Movie). These traps and schemes all available to you, free of charge, babies. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Six Loko • Corn cobbers and cayenne • Would you like to be attacked by a wild animal? • Fog it up ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys o...

What a wonderful, magical treat delivery is. You like 'sketti? You like sushi? Jabu does. This week we're talkin' delivery. THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Who's the most famous person we can get to call the voicemail? • Mall 'yaki • Where's Dr. Doom from? • Reba's Sweetheart Meal ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ SUPPORT LA TACO!!! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...

Our special little beverage pairing this week is a new episode served with a brand new way of screwing up my audio! THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Operation is a very scary game • Light beers are back on the menu • Two drinks with your lunchy • Merlot at the house party ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  ME...

We know what you're thinking: "This podcast is toooooooo much fun. I wish they'd be more boring!" No problem! We got you! Here's the furniture ep. THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Orange chair • Deep couch • Handles are out • Is Ikea still allowed? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...

Secrets ~ secrets are ~ no ~ fun unless it is ~ a Jabu one THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: No crying over spilt beans Should Jabu have the launch codes? Boojum Trunchbull Ted Talks ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...

 A day may come when the courage of men fails and you can hear Wabu's audio clearly— but it is not this day. This day we farm! THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: No boys allowed Strawberry Daryl Traps Milkin' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...

Victorious veggies! Grandiose greens! Us boys love our salads and we don't care who knows it. Come into the garden with us, we won't bite... much ;) THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Clombules • Fruit in salad vs. fruit salad • King of the Mountain • Hug your beloved chains ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  M...

Who better to tell you how to make a good podcast than the hosts of this bad podcast? THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Cold window meat • God Pod • Don't stop wishin' • Uncut Jabu nastiness ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at htt...

COME WITH US, down the strip for a spin, we're off on a journey, to the city of Sin, lose some money now, win it back maybe, have a whiskey soda, and a chocolate milk for the baby THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Milk rules • The hoovy dizz • Is the Dome invisible? • Bonesaw is ready ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out...

We all wear many hats, don't we? What shape brim does yours have? Danglies? Jewels or weapons? You're probably not doing it right. Shaw 'n Mcgrath have your back, so join the #HatChat and put us in your ears. THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Neopets 2 • Release the JabuCut • Balaclava smoochies • Triangle brim ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  T...

Life's a beach, baby! The boys are kicking off the new year with some timely relaxation tips, none of which include going to Chipotle. Kick your feet up, Jabuwockeez, it's time to relaaaaaaaaax. THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • The Pop-Tart Bowl • Spa boyz • Staycation • Extra rice, extra beans, nothing else ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twi...

We can't all live on a farm with no neighbors, so here we are. Neighbs, baby! Like 'em love 'em gotta have em!! THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Handsome raccoons • Cop-o supreme • Merit Badge Wabu • Fence Hole ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See...

It's getting coooooozy out there! The sky's gettin' dark! The rain's comin' down! For all you nappy folks out there, grab your Ebenezer Scrooge hat, slippers, and lantern, cause it's time to get SLEEPY. • To hell with the top sheet • A chill in my bones • Red wine, the great tranquilizer • Learning to lucid dream ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on&n...

OUI CHEF! These Dangerous Boys are in the kitchen today and we've got all the tuna melt episodes you could ever ask for. TODAY'S CHIT CHAT: • What are our fans called? • Stay out of other people's beds • Sushi boat at home • Fill it up ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN you precious ghosts 'n ghouls! We're back, the season is spooky, and the ghosts are piping hot so let's get into it! Piece of cake, piece of crumb cake!! THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • No pervs • The spookiest items • Spirit of the West • Witch is not a ghost ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our&nbs...

THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 • Zap them up • Tunnels • The loudest lights ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-...

You've seen 'em. You've been to 'em. You made even had 'em. This week, we're talkin' bach parties (read: mostly just the Property Brothers). THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT: • Drew Scott's bachelor party • Just GO ALONG with it • Sick Lidz • Saltwater Sac Town ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Holler atcha boys on  Twitter  and check out our  MERCH ) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...