I'm sooooo miserable

How do you measure a year without podcast? Emily and Elaine return from the shadows.

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Elaine, Emily and Noah give a track by track breakdown of Taylor Swift's album Reputation. Thank you to Noah for everything and thank you to "Mike" for attempting to teach a woman what a "compressor" is. Watch Elaine in her series Clocked Out - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lWbxS4Kws&t=40s

Elaine, Emily and Noah discuss Taylor Swift's album Reputation

Emily and Elaine discuss the facets of heartbreak through blaming their unreasonable emotions on possession from a demon named Paimon from the movie Hereditary. Thank you to Emily’s 40 year old coworker Richard, Pete Peterson - PhDemon, Riley (the vessel <3), Elaine’s sister Maggie, Mat, Emily and Elaine’s boyfriend Logan, and the devil (CJ). Watch Elaine in her new comedy series Clocked Out: h...

Heartbreak/Paimon out August 15th. Sorry to everyone; thank you to rat, possum, weasel, toad, beetle, and shrew. Italian translation not available.

In this episode we will tell you why we made the podcast. Then we head over to the cafeteria at Big Brain Academy (40:45) and ask our friends to compliment us and give us ideas since we are out of them. Thank you to Toad, Nathan Fielder, John Wilson, Larry David, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Sam Weir, Mitch, really popular Carina, Nate, Maddie, Kake, Zack and Emily's really nice ex boyfriend Sean....

Emily and Elaine apologize for their unexplained absence yet again. The next episode is about why we are even doing the podcast and it will come out next week as long as nothing else miserable happens. In this clip from the upcoming episode we discuss one of our formative comedic influences, Arrested Development. Thank you to Pete/Tucker Carlson/Byleth for the outro clip. See you soon!

Emily and Elaine discuss the dynamics of being topless. Elaine’s sister Maggie confirms Elaine has big boobs. Bestie Zac says why he is okay with taking his top off all the time and the origins of netting for your junk are revealed. Boobs guy CJ tells us why he is that way. Genius Grace explains Woodstock 99 to us. Calvin, a victim of our party antics recounts the time we made him take his pants o...

Emily puts Elaine through 8 hours worth of collective interviews to better understand gaming. Iraq War propaganda through video games is discussed as well as the food service IDF to keep things misinformative and controversial. Emily tracks her gamer lineage through her family. Monty’s brother Zack explains The Witcher to Elaine. Zack’s brother Monty presents his favorite games of all time and Ela...

Emily and Elaine discuss the reckoning of HBO's Euphoria season 2 episode 2. Thank you to our sisters Carina and Maggie, and friends Nick, Pete, Monty, Grace and Trey for their efforts and contributions. If there is something you need to yell at us about you can do so on twitter @bigdiscofan @eggwaine