Humans Holler At News

Is Alice some kind of fully metallic alchemist? Listen and find out! It won’t even cost you an arm and a leg. Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/10/pet-goose-Goosey-barn-fire-hero-Fort-Bend-County-Texas/1921786371082/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/21/San-Diego-City-Council-Darth-Vader-Flock-cameras/9851787334242/   Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/20/germany-s...

I had to bleep so much from this one. Y’all have no idea.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/...

Skeletor fills in for Alice Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.medpagetoday.com/criticalcare/generalcriticalcare/118231...

Don’t excrete upon yourself Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/10/scotland-Scottish-SPCA-fox-c...

Lauren forgets who she is in the Outro Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/19/dog-carries-arm...

Alice finds the Goat GOAT Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/19/Castle-Rock-Colorado-police-...

Alice is missing  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/bear-doorbell-Sparta-New-Jersey/5501...

Lauren is missing Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/15/canada-Crowsnest-Pass-Alberta-fox-hot...

Too many animals are getting arrested.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/22/Cumbia-Nature-Fe...

We’re doing shrooms y’all  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/03/Guinness-World-Records-dead-...

Nigel is very good Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia...

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan...

Lauren once again asking the hard questions Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-...

COO! Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/   h...

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped working Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washi...

Bear goes house hunting Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane: They. Are. Coming. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the...

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice! <3  Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition Steph’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition   Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_...

Horses and bears and racoons oh my!  Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-Yo...

It’s Alice’s one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?” Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ A...

This episode we learn that you’re not a real monkey unless you’re wearing a diaper. Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social  Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Stories Used Alice https://ww...

Lauren fucking dies at the end (it’s okay, she’s fine) Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-...

Squirrel! Stories Used Alice https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/   https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren’s Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously” https://me...

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us! Stories Used: Alice: https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e   https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993   https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-cof...

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit.  Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/  Lauren https://www.upi.c...

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it.  Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryl...