Hot Cross Buns

Hello mother friender, hey, hi, how ya durn.    We did it, we recorded a podcast and didn't mess up the recording!!! Unfortunately, the episode that we finally record correctly is so peanut-heavy, I'm pretty sure we're going to set off some people's allergies. Keep that EPIPen on you, stay strapped. We begin on a topic near and dear to Carrington's heart, cylindrical foods. He loves them so much,...

Hello, welcome back to your regularly scheduled idiocy. This week, we're all about profiling. First, we'll profile you by what car you drive, whether you're kind, not kind, or even if you like to eat warm ice cream; we just know. Next, it's all about the size of balls you like. Basketballs, golf balls, and softballs, to be a little more specific. We have discovered a groundbreaking scientific algo...

This week, we bring you a more serious side of the Hot Cross Buns universe. Sit with us as we process thoughts of current events from this week, and just throw around ideas about the world we live in. For me(Cam), this is one of the most important parts of my life, having a group of people I trust to shoot holes in my ideas or check me in my thought process. We hope you enjoyed this unscheduled ch...

Salutations,    Did you know, China and India fight each other with sticks? There is a stretch of about 150 miles on the border of the two countries that is disputed, so naturally, they have troops positioned on said stretch of border. However, the two countries have a treaty signed that says they are not allowed to use explosives of any kind, so no bullets, grenades, or other 21st-century weapons...

Hello, friends and enemies. All of you are here to listen, and listen you shall. No tears will be shed, only farting, giggling joy!! There will be games and there will be gold falling from the air, watch your head. This may sound like another place you've heard of, don't worry, check your pulse, you're still on this plane of existence. You've just been whisked away to a hotter, crosser, and bunzie...

Hello, friends and enemies. All of you are here to listen, and listen you shall. No tears will be shed, only farting, giggling joy!! There will be games and there will be gold falling from the air, watch your head. This may sound like another place you've heard of, don't worry, check your pulse, you're still on this plane of existence. You've just been whisked away to a hotter, crosser, and bunzie...

Sup jiblets, This week, you may notice some poor audio quality, a tiny demon slid our recording volume to 100000, and we didn't notice until editing, deal with it. We start with listening to Jaymi cough his third lung out, yes, he has three, no, you can't have his extra one. After that, it's alllllll games, well that and more coughing, obviously. First, it's writing a letter about a certain upside...

Hello, today we have prepared a scrumptuous tasting for your ears. The special is the three of us laughing and giggling about a lightsaber, which you can't see because it's an audio podcast, teasingly savory. We have a couple of appetizers as well, the favorite is a little something called "Would You Rather", you'll notice hints of rosemary and lettuce in that experience. Lastly, we have an Entrée...

Sup dawgs and dawgets. This week on the best podcast you ever done listened to, we answer a lot of questions, like a loooootttt. All of them were from our dear friend Ruthie, who, unbeknownst to her, created all the content for this episode without being paid!! What a sucker!! Thank you for listening, have a great 4th of July!!!!! Keep your fingers, or at least most of them.   Email: hotcrossbunsp...

Hey guys, before we left for vacation, our editor was supposed to grab a hard drive so he could edit the podcast while on said vacation. The editor, who shall not be named, forgot to grab said hard drive. So now we're here, four days late and so many dollars short. Sorry, we know you missed us so much, it won't happen again, unless it does.   This week on the best podcast, we laughed, we killed bu...

Breaking up without losing the friendship is delicate, but totally possible if you're honest, kind, and respectful. Here’s a step-by-step guide that can help, straight from Chat GPT: 1. Be Clear About Your Feelings Don’t give false hope. If you’re ending the romantic part of the relationship, be honest and clear about that. Example: “I care about you deeply, but I’ve realized I no longer feel the...

Hi, listen to the episode. You will laugh. Hopefully.    Did you know that Feudal Japan was a period of history in Japanese? Many people think that "feudal" is the same thing as "futile"; it is, in fact, not even remotely close to the same. Feudal Japan refers to a period in Japanese history, roughly the 12th to 19th century. This is when the government was largely run by a system of military rule...

Hello, we've been trying to contact you about your car's soon-to-expire warranty.    This week, the boys were tired bois, at least Jaymi and Carrington were. Regardlessly irregardless, we pressed on, because we could not let you, the wonderful, beautiful, hilarious listener, down. So we started with the hot topic of "1 Gorilla vs 100 Men", it was brain-deadening. After that, Clyde showed up, but w...

Another week has passed, and yet another week has gone by. Hot Cross Buns has been released, time to watch our brain cells die.   No editors "Did You Know" this week, this episode was very annoying to edit, so suffer. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!! Love you, muah!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

This one got a little heavy on the inuendos, sorry?    I'm done. No more descriptions. From now on, I'll just write about interesting facts in history. Did you know Nordic Runes have more meaning than just being a letter? Each individual "letter" also has profound spiritual, emotional, and social meaning. The rune making the "S" sound in Elder Futhark, for example, also means sun or victory. Over...

We yapped, and that's pretty much it.     Email: Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: Hotcrossbunspod

I think the title speaks for itself, wouldn't even need a description, plus nobody reads these things. So let's do some odd facts sharing. Facts telling? I'm gonna learn you some facts. Did you know in the 14th century during the black plague, many parts of Europe killed off dang near all of their cat and dog population? The belief was that since these animals carried fleas they had to be the sour...

This week, it was lively, maybe a bit too lively. Things were said, comments were made, and we might not come back from this one. We'll be fine though, right? We start off with our normal humdrum, Jaymi prattles on forever about some sacred tangent he had. Cameron talks about deporting everyone who has caused him minor inconvenience, and Carrington just sat there and giggled uncomfortably like a c...

Maturing is being able to hold multiple emotions at the same time. - Jaymi Cross   Hi, we hope this finds you well, not in a well, but more in the internal sense of the word. This week on your favorite podcast it was a blast, Jaymi talked and talked and talked about having a second podcast while Carrington and Cam just have to sit and listen as they are being betrayed. Then Clyde(your friendly nei...

Hello, welcome to the land of fantastic wonders and made-up words!! This week, we talked to Cam about alllllll the countries he's been to, he is the most traveled of all of us after all, and hence the coolest. Honestly, we talked about that for most of the time, all the atrocities that happen in other countries, like TikTok being banned in some of them! How do people even live?!?! After that, we d...

Happy Birthday Cam, you're obviously the funniest.    This week on the #1 podcast, we return to our roots. What are those roots? Well, it's the place we grew from, the place we call home. That place is sitting in a room, talking about absolutely nothing, but also, everything, simultaneously. Honestly, it's a skill, so you're welcome. We start off by talking about homeless people in Russia, and aro...

Merry New Year and a happy Quoismas to all!!!    This week, we found Cam. We never lost him, or at least a third of us never lost him, but now we all found him. He was in your closet the whole time. After that, we explored the world!! That's right, we explored the WHOLE WORLD!! Rather, we explored some weird and downright disturbing Holiday traditions from around the world. There are goats, spider...

Merry Early Christmas!   This week we talk about pretty much everything but Christmas. We lost Cam and with no direction things got a little out of control. This included lots of bathroom talk which is apparently what Instagram is interested in. We also touch on strange patents and Jaymi tells us about Percy's love of chicken. Man that boy loves chicken! Thank you for listening and we hope you enj...

Compliments are fun to give but are sometimes not so fun to receive sometimes, maybe.   This week on the cast of the pod, we literally just did questions, like that is it, we did do a bunch of stuff inside those questions, but it was mainly questions. One of those things was calling out the character traits in each brother, it was, uncomfortable. There was swearing and just general unrest having t...

Do something that scares you every day, and you will be a little scared every day, or something like that.   This week, we turned into a politically incorrect political podcast. Not really, but that sounded funny. We talk about politics more than usual for this podcast, but hopefully, we sprinkled enough funnies in there to keep our comedy status. Honestly, that was most of the meat and potatoes o...