Hot Cross Buns

The boys are at it again, just absolutely uncontrollable!! Don't worry; around the ten-minute mark, I got them back under control, and there is an explanation for their behavior! Other than that, it is a good ole fashioned HCB episode. We had a new guest, played some games, did a terrible job doing the voice of said guest, and basically just giggled and farted a bunch. All in all, exactly what you...

We started so well, talking about hot dogs, Forza, and all the other random stuff we usually talk about. Then something shifted in the wind, and The Dark Knight appeared. He came, he saw, he said a bunch of inappropriate things. Not to fear, your editor is here; this episode is still very kid-friendly. Just tell the youngins those are insanely loud birds that only know how to sing one note; lying...

Hi, Just listen to the episode. I'm to sad to talk about it more.

This week, it's our favoritest, worstest, smartest, dumbest sister's birthday!! Chill, she's our only sister.    We start off strong, jibbering and jabbering. Jaymi, leading the way with his Krazen attitude and childish wonder, and he's a crackhead sooooo. Honestly, from there it's all a blur. I know we talked about ourselves a lot. Then we played games! You'll just have to listen to find out. Tha...

My friend Zach is getting married this weekend. Tell Zach congrats.   Alright, time to take this podcast seriously. No more tomfoolery and gilly gagging. Now is the time to stand on business and lock the flippen heck in. Sorry for cussing, but we aren't peaking out of the bush no more. JK lol, none of us brought anything. Carrington did have a great question about bananas, but I had to put it at t...

Alright, finally time to have fun again. This week was pretty chill. I only had to use one censor bleep, so I think we're making progress. We had a visitor from a galaxy far far away. Unfortunately, he was even more lame than Jar Jar Binks and was even harder to understand. We played games, talked about the moon landing, and had many other uplifting and fruitful conversations, per usual. Still don...

Guess who's back, me, that's who. Who is me? Me, I am I.    The boys are all back in town!!! This week is slightly less manic, I say slightly because we still somehow got to a point where we started a plan to take over a cruise ship. We played games, we caught up with Bru.. Batman, and we finally figured out how to stop Jaymi from making insane, racist comments, out loud. There is a lot more we di...

It's just Carrington and Jaymi in this one as Cameron is off galivanting around the Caribbean on a big boat.  We talk about all the things we're not allowed to talk about when Cam is here. Golf. We talked about golf... for about 5 minutes. The rest is just your normal nonsense.. just without Cam.. because he's on a big boat.   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com   Insta/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod  

Happy Hump Day, dear listener. This week on your most favoritest podcast, we did a lot. What we did will remain a mystery until you hit that play button, but I will say the episode consists of Clyde, questions, conversations, and discourse; you'll love it, I swear. Slight warning, this episode leans a little more PG-13 than we usually go, not that anyone will read this to get the warning, but I tr...

This episode has nothing to do with the Super Bowl; we forgot it was coming.    Welcome to your favorite podcast. Need a laugh while you're driving? Well, sit back, kick your feet up, and be prepared to be entertained. Don't worry about the pedals, they're just there for decoration. First off, we do a deep dive on Carrington's most favoritest songs of his entire life!! Spoiler alert!! It's not "Pa...

This week was a very fun one, although I think we need to take off the comedy tag because we seem to be having a semi-serious conversation every episode, we're basically Jordan Peterson at this point. Other than the booorriinggg serious talk, we hear about a numerical character that I think has been forgotten for far too long. We played a game, and we heard some very big news from our hardest brot...

Of the year, gotcha again neeerrddss.   Well, we're two weeks into 2026, and we're no longer tired or busy. This week, we bring you a little more serious beginning, with a little swearing at the end, gotta bring both ends of the spectrum. Honestly, we did have a pretty interesting conversation to start things off, then moved over into some games, which led to the swearing. I blame Jaymi. We hope t...

Of 2025, gotcha nerd.    This week, it's all about what we're keeping and what we're throwing into the garbage. Those tight pants? garbage. You're longing to learn how to thumb wrestle like a world champ? Git it outa here. Protein? Inject that into your cranium. We also took the time to gaslight and bash each other, as we usually do. No one cried, surprisingly, so I think we're all growing interna...

Merry almost Christmas!!! This week, we did not, in fact, lock in at all. There were games, there were laughs, and there were a lot of edits, thanks, Jaymi. Listen until the end to discover some phenomenal ideas for new Christmas traditions. We hope you all have as much fun at your Christmas get-togethers as we did recording this episode! K LOVE YOU BYYYEE!!     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com In...

Batman begins, or has he returned? Either way, in this episode, The Dark Knight Rises to the challenge of stepping up to the mic and telling us all about his tithing and his flap. After that, we kind of go all over the place, from Carrington's obsession with running to an amazing war joke told by Cameron that the boys completely ruin. We wrap up with a wonderfully weird game from Jaymi, who has fi...

Cam gone. Carrington writing description. Florida, Christmas Lists, Dance, Game(do you even know me bro!?)   Thanks,  Carrington Cross   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod    

Our Titles read like someone from the 70s wrote them. Someone who did a lot of experimenting with plants, and maybe acids. Speaking of experimenting, Jaymi decided to experiment this episode, not with substances, but with how little he opened his huge mouth. Well, he lasted for about fifteen minutes with the experiment, but we're proud of him all the same, or at least his wife is. Other than that,...

Hello mother friender, hey, hi, how ya durn.    We did it, we recorded a podcast and didn't mess up the recording!!! Unfortunately, the episode that we finally record correctly is so peanut-heavy, I'm pretty sure we're going to set off some people's allergies. Keep that EPIPen on you, stay strapped. We begin on a topic near and dear to Carrington's heart, cylindrical foods. He loves them so much,...

Hello, welcome back to your regularly scheduled idiocy. This week, we're all about profiling. First, we'll profile you by what car you drive, whether you're kind, not kind, or even if you like to eat warm ice cream; we just know. Next, it's all about the size of balls you like. Basketballs, golf balls, and softballs, to be a little more specific. We have discovered a groundbreaking scientific algo...

This week, we bring you a more serious side of the Hot Cross Buns universe. Sit with us as we process thoughts of current events from this week, and just throw around ideas about the world we live in. For me(Cam), this is one of the most important parts of my life, having a group of people I trust to shoot holes in my ideas or check me in my thought process. We hope you enjoyed this unscheduled ch...

Salutations,    Did you know, China and India fight each other with sticks? There is a stretch of about 150 miles on the border of the two countries that is disputed, so naturally, they have troops positioned on said stretch of border. However, the two countries have a treaty signed that says they are not allowed to use explosives of any kind, so no bullets, grenades, or other 21st-century weapons...

Hello, friends and enemies. All of you are here to listen, and listen you shall. No tears will be shed, only farting, giggling joy!! There will be games and there will be gold falling from the air, watch your head. This may sound like another place you've heard of, don't worry, check your pulse, you're still on this plane of existence. You've just been whisked away to a hotter, crosser, and bunzie...

Hello, friends and enemies. All of you are here to listen, and listen you shall. No tears will be shed, only farting, giggling joy!! There will be games and there will be gold falling from the air, watch your head. This may sound like another place you've heard of, don't worry, check your pulse, you're still on this plane of existence. You've just been whisked away to a hotter, crosser, and bunzie...

Sup jiblets, This week, you may notice some poor audio quality, a tiny demon slid our recording volume to 100000, and we didn't notice until editing, deal with it. We start with listening to Jaymi cough his third lung out, yes, he has three, no, you can't have his extra one. After that, it's alllllll games, well that and more coughing, obviously. First, it's writing a letter about a certain upside...

Hello, today we have prepared a scrumptuous tasting for your ears. The special is the three of us laughing and giggling about a lightsaber, which you can't see because it's an audio podcast, teasingly savory. We have a couple of appetizers as well, the favorite is a little something called "Would You Rather", you'll notice hints of rosemary and lettuce in that experience. Lastly, we have an Entrée...