Horrors Yet Unseen

In which Steve is slightly traumatized by "Bone Tomahawk", Zach decides that Barf's son should be named Puke, and we unveil the Gen-Z names for our ranking levels so kids will finally think we're cool. New Samara Weaving movie Y2K movie news Soulm8te news Friday the 13th prequel series Alien: Earth It’s What’s Inside - Netflix movie coming October 4 Frankie Freako Trailer The Cro...

In which Zach just CANNOT with "Birdemic", Steve gets rationally angry at "The Happening", and neither wants to hear the term "soaking" EVER again. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/ycgJW Call us! +1-216-202-5495 Email us! horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Chapters (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:41) Zach's Dispensary Visit (00:07:14) Names for Film Rankin...

In which Zach wonders "Have horror movies ALWAYS been this bad?", which Steve confirms that after watching "Blair Witch 2", and we both agree that studios should just SHUT UP and let people make movies. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/xYfgG$Bo7TCArvjS3jM6IK Call us! +1-216-202-5495 Email us! horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Chapters (00:00:00) Intro (00:11:09...

In which Steve's brain contains too much vegetable information, Zach is concerningly enamored with a movie about eating people, and we both disagree about whether M. Night knows what the heck he's doing. ​Is "Signs" about demons? [ video ] [ article ] ​List of films mentioned in this episode: ⁠https://boxd.it/xAibw$P8UPRMeeKpTqWljT⁠ ​Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com ​Leave us a voicemail: +1-2...

In which Steve thinks a “serial almost-killer” movie is a great idea, Zach takes the opportunity to talk about Homelander’s pubes again, and we randomly insult the UK (because they know what they did 😂) List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/xAibw$P8UPRMeeKpTqWljT Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:22:38) Wha...

In which Zach disdains human life (when it's fictitious), Steve is a logical hypocrite, and we both get so obsessed with the new movie "Longlegs" that we run out of time for anything else. An interesting video essay: “You're All Doomed: The Story Of The '80s Slasher Craze” And its sequel: “Everybody's A Suspect: The Slasher Revival Of The Late '90s” “Everything’s a Re...

In which Zach's "movie catheter" invention is going to make millions (if he can just get in touch with Mark Cuban), Steve sees his personal life in corporate America playing out in a horror movie, and we can't decide if math is meths or maths. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/xbAP0 Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapter...

In which Zach questions Steve's moral compass, Zach continues to confirm that all 80's horror movies are about sex, and we are both deeply disturbed by Jack. And remember: there's always Marcel 🐚👞❤️ List of all the films referenced in this episode: https://boxd.it/wYHgg Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:42) &qu...

In which we wonder how dead is too dead for a Pet Sematary to work, Steve has a nuclear-level hot-take about Godzilla, and Zach has discovered the plot of every 80's horror movie. What did you watch last week? Netflix Super-secret categories www.netflix-cods.com www.whats-on-netflix.com The plot of every 80s movie Steve saw “Maxxxine” List of all the films referenced in this episode: https://b...

In which we ponder the eccentricities of, and genetic memory connected to, British pub culture, Zach just can't EVEN with protagonists who won't even try, and Steve has difficulty recovering from the fact that ZACH HAS NEVER SEEN THE GOONIES! List of all the films referenced in this episode: https://boxd.it/wS4rM Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Ch...

In which Zach puts his foot down on movies that are open to interpretation, Steve enjoys the weirdest Yorgos movie out there, and we fix all of the problems with "In A Violent Nature." List of all the films referenced in this episode: https://boxd.it/wQvZs Topics: Chicken fights & Cheeseball man Dingleberries  The latest Superman movie is being shot in Cleveland. So suck it every oth...

In which there's way too much pudding for Steve, Zach just can't EVEN with cats, and we spend WAY too much time discovering that pet cemeteries are REAL. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/wIgGE Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:44) "Braindead" Recap & Review (00:20:29) "Pet Sematar...

In which Zach inexplicably has wieners on the brain, Steve takes issue with an innocent meme about sins, and we both agree that meeting Eli Roth wouldn't be a good idea. Zach is doing a pumpkin 5k this fall Steve has strong feelings about Zach’s completely accurate A24 picture ! Bloody Disgusting wrote an article about 6 more public domain characters that “deserve” horror movies . In addition...

In which we find Zach's next Halloween costume (hint: the word "inflatable" is in the name), Steve wishes lakes were larger, and Zach wishes there were more rats in his movie. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/wzc60 Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro & Discussion (00:34:54) What we watched last wee...

In which we don’t understand why people like the things we don’t and why is it always Kubrick, Steve tortures his co-host with bad ASMR, and Zach can’t stop thinking about Tubby Time. Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (0:00) Intro (0:45) Steve and Zach talk about old shows like a couple of old men (2:10) Forbidden albums and secret cassettes (6:30...

In which Zach was so impacted by the movie "Creep" that he JUST HAD TO TALK ABOUT IT, and Steve was more than happy to do the same. Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495

In which we wonder what defines a great make-out movie (and why is it "Slither"?), Steve realizes that "Jason X" is NOT a TV episode from 2002, and Zach explains that religious trauma is real. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/w4wzE Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro & Discussion (00:54:52) W...

In which we learn that Zach loves all things ASMR, Steve loves Catholic possession movies, and that curiosity sometimes does kill the cat. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/vTX6C https://boxd.it/vTX6C Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro & Bones to Pick (00:09:07) What we watched last week (00:22:28) "The Oth...

In which Zach wants to be a ghost that stinks like farts, Steve's not allowed to give flowers to turds, and we formerly grant Shaquille O'Neil an open invitation. https://scarymeter.com/ https://www.doesthedogdie.com Letterboxd list for this episode: ⁠ https://boxd.it/vzU02⁠ Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro & "Gh...

In which Zach would like the kids to get off his lawn because ya can't trust 'em, Steve discovers a new world of exorcism culture, and they both learn that nobody ain't got no control over nuthin. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/vzU02 Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) What we watched last week (00:50:31) &q...

In which Zach would like a break from so many wieners, the value of "normal" is questioned, and, what with all the metaphor in movies, we discuss what all the meta is FOR! Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/vfjEO Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Shoutouts: Something Sinister podcast On instagram: https://www.instagram.com/something...

In which Zach can't believe the words coming out of his mouth, Steve promises that he has NOT ingested any gummies, and we all learn the value of trust between co-hosts. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/v4w9W Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Shout outs Cavity Colors - @cavitycolors - You can find all sorts of merch on their site from a...

In which Zach explains what it's like to be possessed, Steve makes a mistake with a hot dog, and we learn that the reason we each watch horror movies like we do can be blamed on our responses to religious trauma. Letterboxd list for this episode: ⁠https://boxd.it/uzamW Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Shout outs Podcast: ⁠ Horror Maniacs

In which we learn that we are actually the cats being killed by curiosity, typing isn't as deadly as one might think, and that 1% probability is still too much wiggle room. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/uIEy2 Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Shout outs Podcast: Cage’s Kiss

In which Zach learns that he needs to tell a joke if he wants a laugh, Steve learns that he's a liberal snot, and we all learn how to be a stepfather to the antichrist. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/uzcbm Email us: horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Shout outs Dylan Clark on YouTube has a 7 minute short film called “Portrait of God” and it’s aw...