Horrors Yet Unseen

Movie Reviews:   Zach : Malevolent (2018) Steve: Halloween Ends (2022) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:04:24) What We Watched (00:56:11) Review of "Malevolent" (2018) (01:01:00) SPOILERS for "Malevolent" (2018) (01:26:18) Review of "Halloween Ends" (2022) (01:34:45) SPOILERS for "Halloween Ends" (2022) (02:09:54) Movies for next time

Movie Reviews:   Steve: Speak No Evil (2024) Zach : Censor (2021) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:08:31) What We Watched (00:35:37) SPOILERS for "Clovehitch Killer" (2018) (01:03:52) Review of "Speak No Evil" (2024) (01:10:32) SPOILERS for "Speak No Evil" (2024) (01:30:45) Review for "Censor" (2021) (01:35:13) SPOILERS for "Censor" (2021) (01:59:01)...

Movie Reviews:   Zach : Happy Birthday to Me (1981) Steve: Cursed (2005) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:04:23) What we watched last week (00:25:57) "Happy Birthday To Me" (1981) Review (00:31:15) SPOILERS for "Happy Birthday To Me" (1981) (00:57:11) "Cursed" (2005) Review (01:07:49) SPOILERS for "Cursed" (2005) (01:15:09) Movies for next time

Films Reviewed Steve : “Return of the Living Dead” (1985) Zach: Maniac (2012) Other Topics What we watched last week? Zach knows what Scream 7 is about and it’s a hill he’s willing to die on. People hate the ads in movie theaters Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:39) What we watched (00:51:29) Steve: "Return of the Living Dead" (1985) (00:59:15) SPOILERS for "Return of the Living Dead" (1985) (01:...

Films Reviewed: Zach: "They Cloned Tyrone" (2023) Steve: Little Bites (2024) Discussion Topics: What we watched last week The Happy Little Trees serial killer (spoiler alert, this conspiracy theory is about Bob Ross being a serial killer and I’m 100% here for it.) Zach dives too deep in conspiracy theories and they are hilarious. Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:15) What We Watched (00:44:44) Zac...

Discussion Topics: Our thoughts on “The Gorge” movie Our thoughts on “The Monkey” movie Other interesting things we watched? Assigned Movie Reviews:   Steve: Final Destination 2 (2003) Zach: Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2025) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:01:26) What We Watched (00:05:53) SPOILERS: "The Gorge" (2025) review (00:18:11) SPOILERS: "The Monkey&q...

Horror News: Scream 7 fan theory/Scream 8 is in the works AMC “The Monkey” popcorn bucket Ari Aster’s next movie “Eddington” Peachfuzz will return for season 2 Exit 8 is getting a movie adaptation Robert Eggers says ‘WERWULF’ is the darkest film he’s ever written. Upcoming Films: 2025 is shaping up to be a great year in movies  Our most anticipated movies Assigned Movie Reviews:   Zach: “The Invit...

Topics: Our "Scream 7" Theories  Short review of “Companion” (2025) Assigned Movie Reviews:   Steve: “Werewolves” (2024) Zach: “Butt Boy” (2019) Chapters: (00:00:00) Theme Song (00:00:25) Intro (00:02:09) Our "Scream 7" Theories (00:39:44) Spoiler-Free: "Companion" (2025) (00:46:04) SPOILERS: "Companion" (2025) (00:52:01) Spoiler-Free: “Werewolves” (2024) (0...

Assigned Movie Reviews:   Zach: ⁠“What You Wish For” (2023)⁠ Steve: ⁠“Y2K” (2025)⁠ Other junk we talked about:   Steve saw “Wolf Man” Briefly discuss “A Classic Horror Story” Movies that came out since last episode “The Presence” - Theater Zach has feelings “Grafted” - Shudder “Screamboat” - Theater “Companion” - Theater “Dark Match” - Shudder Zach is rather irked about trailers showing too much L...

Season 2 BABY! We're back for another season! With a tightened-up format, spoiler-free AND spoiler-full reviews for each movie, you're gonna love it more than ever! Movie Reviews: Steve: Get Away (2024) Spoiler-Free Review Rotten Tomatoes: 77% Tomatometer, 45% Popcornmeter IMDB: 5.3/10 Letterboxd: 2.7 Full Review: Breakdown Zach: Uncle Peckerhead (2020) Spoiler-Free Review - 5 min Rotten T...

As we close out Season 1 of our podcast, we reflect on the movies we've watched in 2024 and pick winners of the best, and worst, of what we saw! Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:44) Turdies! (00:05:54) Most Unneccessary Horror Movie (00:14:58) Goriest Movie (00:20:12) Best Creature Design (00:26:19) Best Horror Atmosphere (00:34:50) Best Kill (00:46:13) Worst Acting (00:53:55) Most Misleading Tra...

Housekeeping: Hey Turd Minions! Next week are The Turdies!!! With categories such as: Most Unnecessary Horror Movies of 2024, Goriest Movie, Best Kill, and a new category just add…Best Comedy Horror!! News: 2 new Evil Dead movies are in the works. One of them is titled Evil Dead Burn. NBC is selling a Nosferatu sarcophagus replica for $20,000. https://www.nbcstore.com/products/nosferatu-replica-sa...

Housekeeping: The Turdies coming December 28th Season 2 coming January 18th Small vacation/hiatus/creative break from December 29th-January 17th. News: Our Spotify wrapped is out! “Smile 3” started filming One of the tapes in the creep closet says “Pittsburgh Pirates” PETA is protesting Nosferatu Assigned Movies:  Zach: “Caveat” (2020) Steve: “Countdown” (2019) All our Links:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/horr...

Assigned Movies:  Zach: “May” (2002) Steve: “Spree” (2020) News: We started a TikTok channel Zach regrets to inform you that he's got a problem with Creep ep. 3 and 4 Nosferatu’s popcorn bucket is the best popcorn bucket so far All our Links:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00...

In which Steve shows SO MUCH aggression, Zach is VERY temperamental, and neither of us can get enough of Tubby Time™ Horror News & Stuff: Gobble gobble! Happy Thanksgiving!! Thanksgiving horror movies  “ThanksKilling” (2008) “Home Sweet Home” (1981) “Blood Freak” (1972) “Thanksgiving” (2023) “Black Friday” (2021) “Amityville Thanksgiving” (2022) “Kristy” (2014) “ThanksKilling 3” (2012) Most go...

Movies Reviewed: Zach: “Bloody Hell” (2020) Steve: “Candyman” (1992) News: We need a name for our followers Popeye horror movie Little mermaid horror movie Coke made an AI Christmas commercial They are making a sequel to Under Paris. Why is the question. Can’t be money, has to be for the love of the game. We got out first Spotify comment THE CREEP TAPES!!! SMILE 2!!! Shoutout: Brutal, Bizarre, and...

Movies Reviewed: “The Substance” (2024) "Heretic" (2024) Our Letterboxd:  ⁠⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠⁠ Email us:  ⁠⁠horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com⁠⁠ Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495

Movies Reviewed: Steve: “Halloween Kills” (2021) Zach: “The Cell” (2000) Our Letterboxd:  ⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠ Email us:  ⁠horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com⁠ Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:39) Banter (00:29:57) What we watched (00:53:10) Steve's review of "Halloween Kills" (01:15:44) Zach's review of "TheCell" (01:42:54) Movies for next time

In which Steve and Zach have one guest cancel at the last minute (lame), the other guest gets their own segment called “Therapy with Shelby”, Zach and Steve realize Shyamalan has never heard a real person talk, Terrifier 3 leaves Steve feeling ho ho horrible, and we give our Halloween night movie recommendations. Call us! 216-202-5495 Email us! horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro...

In which Steve is scandalized by the shadow of a wiener, Zach finds evil magical nordic children unsettling, and we get our first voicemail review from Shelby! Movies Reviewed: Zach: “The Innocents” (2021) Steve: “All Fun and Games” (2023) Our Letterboxd:  linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen Email us:  horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:10:22) Wh...

In which Zach has qualms, qualms, and more qualms, Steve gets irrationally angry about a hat, and we call the “Terrifier 3” complaint line and realize we’ve been marketed to! Topics: Variety’s Top 100 horror list What do you think? I finally remembered my first horror movie experience! Something Wicked This Way Comes Steve traumatized his family again  We watched “Longlegs” Chapters: (00:00:00) In...

Movies Reviewed: Steve: “The Stuff” (1985) Zach: “Hellbender” (2021) News: Guillermo Del Toro is making a Frankenstein movie !! GenZ would rather play video games than watch a movie Official Nosferatu trailer  Zach's Halloween Movie Marathon has begun. RIP to Ken Page IG shoutouts @cerealdemoncomics he is planning on watching Videodrome, Terrifier, Cuckoo, and some other movies. He also recommende...

In which Zach blames Ari Aster for making him have to actually pay attention to movies, Steve realizes that goofy horror films might not ALL be trash, and both are very concerned and disturbed by penguin... facts. Films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/ziyjo Call us! +1-216-202-5495Email us! horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:45) Horror News (00:46:44) What we w...

In which Zach develops pre-PTSD about future home ownership, Steve starts a Joe Piscopo fan club, and they both express their fondness for a real estate agent named Martin. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/yWiAa Call us! +1-216-202-5495 Email us! horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Chapters (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:45) Visit Colorado. Or don't. (00:08:22) News Topics (00:30:25) W...

In which Zach lays out plans for the podcast's OnlyFans account, Steve lays out plans for Cocaine Pooh's Poo-Poo, and we disagree about the status of Cleveland as the chlamydia capital of the world. Oh... and we review some horror movies, as well. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/yKznI$Ii3kE1SKZG5twgan Call us! +1-216-202-5495 Email us! horrorsyetunseen@gmail.com Ch...