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In this episode we discuss the film Bodies, Bodies, Bodies (2022). Come join your favorite Horrorble podcasters as we try to figure out the youth party culture in this chuckalicious whodunit horror flick. Will Daniel be able to resist the allure of Lee Pace? Will Ryan be able to keep track of the 2 male characters in this movie? Will Kenny choose zucchini bread over cocaine? Is it ever ok to do a...

In this episode we discuss the film The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu (2009). Chuckle up your seatbelts for this totally balls to wall, in your face, 100 laughs per hour, subtle piece of cinematic mastery here! Nobody, and I mean nobody disagrees with Kenny's take here that this is a masterclass in cinema. Come find out what happens when a man loves a fish. Will Kenny be able to battle of the ev...

In this episode we discuss the film Barbarian (2022) Written and Directed by Zach Cregger. Put on your tin foil hats as Ryan leads us farther down the path to insanity than we've ever gone before! Have our Horrorble hosts ever loved a movie as much as this? Will we ever book an Airbnb again? Wanna know the secret to getting the most value out of your retail properties? Wanna know how to be super a...

In this episode we discuss the film Croc! (2022) Written and Directed by Paul W Franklin. Grab your best pair of jumping sneakers to help us avoid the jaws of this very judgmental Croc. Can crocs jump? Will Daniel accidentally educate himself on Crocs? Will Ryan realize that Sharkside of the Moon was his favorite movie all along? What can Kenny tell us about safe jacuzzi sex? Are goblins already a...

In this episode we discuss the film (reboot?) Hellraiser (2022) adapted from the Clive Barker Books of Blood. Get your pinkies up because we finally have us a classy movie here. Will Ryan ever escape from his own mind as he reads too much into everything? Will Kenny ever get "art"? What's Daniel doing with that cube? Does anyone truly love their jobs more than a Cenobite loves their job? Where do...

In the 2nd part of our 2 part holiday marathon we find out if Kenny and Daniel completely lose their will to live after enduring Santa Jaws immediately after getting beaten into submission by Weredeer. Can Kenny and Daniel agree on which one of these 2 movies was better? Did anyone win watching these? What kind of horrorble people are you for getting pleasure out of our suffering on Christmas? Can...

In this Xmas special 2 parter we start of with a doozy of a movie that looks like it was filmed back home. Weredeer. These people set out to do a thing and they absolutely did it. One of us enjoyed this, one of us didn't, one of us got COVID and didn't have to endure this particular brand of torture. Will one of us reveal our secret status as a closet Furry? What would your Fursona be? Is that a m...

In this episode we discuss the film My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022) based off the Grady Hendrix novel of the same name. Is anything worse than drugs? Can faith based weight lifting fix all our problems? Does anyone really love yogurt this much? Big reveal from one of our hosts this week. Daniel gets curious about a new fad diet. Kenny gets lured into creepy buildings. Ryan wishes the goblin king...

In this episode we discuss the film Sharkside of the Moon (2022). Will any of us ever be safe again? Will this movie kill more people than sharks ever have? Do sharks lay eggs? Did Kenny have a stroke while watching this movie? Has Ryan stumbled on to an Illuminati secret? Is Daniel secretly a Russian moon shark? Find out this and more as we discuss our first Tubi original. Good luck... Intro/Outr...

In this episode we discuss the film The Innocents (2021). Are any of us innocent after watching this? Where any animals harmed in the making of this film? Is it even a Norwegian film? Where are the cops? Are all Bens jerks? Find this out and more as we discuss a sad tale of asshole kids with superpowers that makes us all feel very bad on the inside. Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by Eri...

In this episode we discuss the film Abominable (2006). Does Abominable live up to its name? What evidence do you need to present to have someone believe your big foot sighting? Will milk kill you if you are allergic? What is the proper plural for big foot? Find out and more as we discuss another entry in the horror sub-genre of Rear View Window knockoffs. Intro/Outro track  Secrets of the Carnival...