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In this humid and gumbo filled episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss the movie Frankenfish (2004). There’s nothing in those waters that don’t belong there and we all agree, so let’s sink two perfectly good boats and forget the ancient art of jumping to safety. What is proper noodling safety and when is it ok for fish to begin noodling humans? Are we asking too much of a biologist and medical ex...

Today Horrorble Opinions reviews The Shallows (2016). Like a car driving into your dining room, this movie…is about a shark, a woman, a crab, and a seagull named Steven. Two out of three hosts fall in love with drunk beach thief. One out of three hosts were cooking when a car crashed into their home. How many mispronunciations and incomprehensible mumblings can three people produce? What happens w...

Welcome to the first all together Horrorble Opinions episode where we discuss The Outwaters (2022)! Caution! If you like this movie then turn back now! We didn't so if you don't want to hear 3 dudes not enjoy something you love then skip this one! Come to the desert with your favorite hosts as we get stuck in our own nightmare. Ryan and Daniel have the task of keep Kenny awake. Will they s...

Today Horrible Opinions is bringing you one of the most talked about horror anthologies out there, the first V/H/S. There is nothing scarier than a tape that hasn't been rewound! Come learn what it takes to be the apple of Ryan's eyes. And Daniel's too for that matter. Find out which one of your hosts is smart enought to survive a creepy hotel situation as well. We definitely have a do...

Hey there HO's, we are back again this time with House of the Devil! Come find out about Kenny's secret bathroom habits. We will discover Daniel's perfect woman? Will Ryan be in need of a person to take care of him in the next 5 years on account of his advanced age? Does he know the different kinds of eclipse and how they work? Join our heroes as they use their pizza forensics to recog...

In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we figure out how to put a grin on all of your faces with 2022's Smile! Today we ask the big questions. Is there such thing as a bad gift? Is it ever ok to walk on someone else's furniture with your shoes on? Is it still classy if you drink your boxed wine out of a plastic wine glass? Are large bags of M&M's a decent bribe? Ca...

Welcome back to The Horrorble Opinions Podcast where this week we will be giving you an insiders opinion on 2022's Men. Is this the A24 movie that finally breaks Ryan? He wants you to know that face blindness is a real disability and you shouldn't make fun of him. Will Kenny and Daniel finally get the male genetalia equality in film that they've been asking for? Will it be worth the co...

It's time we come together as a family here at the Horroble Opinions Podcast. People have been losing their heads lately and we SAW what you did. We are trying our best to still love you all despite everything you've done. Maybe today's movie Hereditary (2018) can help us figure out our problems. For the love of all that you find precious, WATCH THE MOVIE FIRST!!! Intro/Outro track Sec...

In this episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss Creep (2004). This movie has it all! Tunnels. Sewers. Trains. Dr. Chud. What if Daniel worked with the creators of It’s Always Sunny to make a horror movie? How does Ryan pronounce tourists? Why does Kenny think George Clooney is the real bad guy? Who is responsible for making sure Daniel watches the correct movie? When does Ryan ever think a movie...

Crabs. They scuttle. Inch by inch. In todays episode we cover our first book! Night of the Crabs (1976) by Guy N. Smith. These books are iconic for a reason. Perfect b-movie horror fun! Come see if your hosts can read! Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by ErikMMusic on Soundcloud Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email HorrorbleQuestions@gmail.com Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_...

In this episode we discuss the Tubi Original film Shark Bait (2022). It's Spring Break, time to leave your sunscreen at home and play jet ski chicken with us while we tread shallow and overly explored waters. Which one of your hosts would ignite first if left out in the sun? Who agrees that stand your ground laws should apply to jet skis? What is the difference between Munchausen syndrome, Mun...

In this episode of Horrorble Opinions we discuss Deadtectives (2018). Time to put your highschool Spanish to use while watching an alternative origin story to Ghostbusters. When are your dead grandma’s cooking recipes fair use? How many spurts of vomit does it take to make Ryan laugh? What do paranormal investigator shows and family annihilators have in common? Why is Daniel able to spot ghost fee...

Get your fishing pole ready Horroble People, because we going to The Lake (2022). When is not a lake a lake? Is this the first creature we've seen whose lifecycle goes from egg to rubber suit to awesome to cgi? How do we feel about drinks in plastic bags? Is there an age ceiling for girl's boarding schools? What is your animal of choice to wake up next to? Why not just let the monster use...

In todays installment of the Horrorble Opinions Podcast we discover a new family favorite in The Seventh Curse (1986). Now that your heroes have made it through the Friday the 13th series mostly intact we come right back with an absolute gem of a movie. Ridiculous over the top action, top notch effects, and many valuable life lessons. Ryan seen a guy die. Kenny finds out how climate change effects...

We finally made it! Happy Friday the 13th!!! Come Join us as we do our best to sum up our feelings on this series as a whole and talk about where we want it to go from here. We had a lot of ups and downs. Kenny was literally never wrong. Probably. Is Ryan's mush mouth getting worse? Is Daniel secretly a slug? You decide who had the best rankings and send us your own for comparison. Let us know...

What does the man who's done everything do now? Start from scratch of course. We at Horrorble Opinions start a new game + with Jason in the Friday the 13th (2009) Remake. Jason speeds us along through Friday parts 1 and 2 leading us to a Friday 3ish Jason who is now a ninja! This movie is all about perfect placement. Kills, nipples, etc. This stupendous movie will have us all drinking out of o...

There was a final chapter, and then a new beginning, and then he lived, and then there was new blood, and then he took a cruise, and then he became a slug, and then he became an astronaut, but now, finally, Jason becomes the hero we need and deserve! Horrorble Opinions reviews Freddy vs. Jason (2003), directed by Ronny Yu. Get your tickets and place your bets, who will come out on top? What are th...

We answer a question we've had since the very first Friday movie, what if this but SPACE!? Join the salvage team with Horrorble Opinions as we review Jason X (2001), directed by James Isaac. Welcome to Earth 2! Does this movie have a subtle nipple subplot? Who are the characters from Alien in this movie? When did spaceships stop installing security of any kind? What are best practices for thaw...

Raise a glass and shave your mustache, we made it! Horrorble Opinions reviews Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993), directed by Adam Marcus. We guess the name Slugs had already been taken. How do you resurrect Jason without electricity? Where was the slug subplot in all the previous films? When did Ted Raimi's baby show up? What does a bounty hunter and a fisherman have in common? Why c...

Start spreading the news! Horrorble Opinions is leaving today! We review Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989), directed by Rob Hedden, or as it shall henceforth be known as: Jason Takes a Cruise! At what level is Jason casting teleport? What do you tell the cops when you leave a naked child in the sewers? How did you learn to swim? Who has a major thing for hair? When is a movie ti...

Horrorble Opinions fires up the gaslighting while we watch matchbooks move across the table in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988), directed by John Buechler. Finally, Daniel gets his wish, but it turns out to be a monkey paw wish and everything goes wrong. When was the last time Kenny had fun watching this movie? How far can a bucket take your marriage? Who turns out to be the original...

Role play being Dr. Frankenstein with us as we welcome back Kotter er I mean resurrect the source of our trauma in Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986), directed by Tom McLoughlin. We'd like to think this movie read the script and knew what it was…we'd like to think that. What is the worst outing you've been on for your job? How did this movie inspire Scream? Who is actually the...

We know we said it was the final chapter last time, but join Horrorble Opinions as we review Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985), directed by Danny Steinmann, and discover where this series could have (should have?) gone. It's like that lifetime movie Life After Jason. What has to happen to get one of these places shut down by the cops? Who among us has not had a 'damn enchilada...

Put on your homemade studio quality monster mask and invite Horrorble Opinions up into your room to review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), directed by Joseph Zito. It's the beginning of the Tommy trilogy! Who decided that what this series needed is some good old fashioned family drama? What is the deal with this lake and horny people? Is Jason now just being a jerk and going out of...

Horrorble Opinions reviews Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982), directed by Steve Miner, and this movie sure rhymes with third (spoiler: it's turd). This installment begins a terrifying new trend in disappointment. How long can Jason hold his breath? Is one of these characters really pregnant? What's the morality around putting spoiled goods back on the shelf? Is this a free roaming Jason now? C...