Horrorble Opinions

We wish you would join us as we discuss 2026’s breakout hit Obsession. We had been binging the shit out of dungeon crawler carl before recording this one, can you tell? There’s gotta be some kind of warranty on these wishes right? Snap into a slim jim and get inside me brother. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Blue...

Join your Horroble Hosts as we expose Jane Goodall with the help of Primate (2025), directed by Johannes Roberts. No frog deserves this. We've been saying something is wrong with Ben for decades and nobody heeded our warnings. That's on you. Maybe if we don't show our Primate a chimp constantly getting robbed he'd be in a better mood. Good job on the no rabies Hawaii. That's a...

Horrorble Opinions is working through the Fourth Of July weekend to earn our double pay while watching Graveyard Shift (1990), directed by Ralph S. Singleton. Ok, we said it was for the double pay, but in our hearts it's because we want to be next to Brad Dourif. Why do we keep going into sweet-baby-rat-bat's home and making so much noise? How much does rat-bat get paid to work security? How many...

Thank you for joining us on International Goro Day to discuss the 2016 found footage horror comedy They’re Watching.  Who’s watching who you might ask.  Well Korean turtle is watching the three hosts repeatedly get the boyfriends name wrong.  It’s Goran by the way..  What the fuck is a doyna?  They make it sound tasty.  Can you pick it up with your medicinal prescription from the butcher? This pod...

Horrorble Opinions wishes they'd paid for the seaweed wraps while watching The Mummy (2026), directed by Lee Cronin. Who's fault is it really that you didn't know your daughter was a candy addict? What uno-reverse card do you have your back pocket for when your wife starts throwing blame around? How cool would it be to have a black pyramid in your own backyard? Should we just be pulling names out...

Bug Buster (1998), directed by Lorenzo Doumani. Should we have had higher asperations for how Buck was gonna die? Since when is peeping not a crime? Why did you kill off Trailor Park Trash! They're a legend, ok. Movie loses a star for that. How many hosts turned this movie off right when credits began? What would be a good name for our science podcast spinoff? How do you pronounce Demi Moore? Ryan...

Welcome Horrorble People to the Horrorble Opinion's forest hotel retreat. It comes with goats! It comes with a red-headed forest man! We even have a hag! And that ain't no BS, no, it's Hokum (2026), directed by Damian McCarthy. What's the difference diffrence between a motel and a hotel? When is a forest witch an unwelcomed guest? Can you identify the appropriate chair for a shining party situatio...

Imagine trying to describe a podcast to someone who had never listened to a podcast and then that person has to write a synopsis of that podcast and that is us discussing 2026’s Backrooms. It’s free real estate, bring cake. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social Twitter @HorrorbleOP...

Horrorble Opinions read Crabs on the Rampage (1981), written by Guy N. Smith. What can we say? Is it a book? Sure looks like one. Does it have pages? Yes. Do things happen? Yes. Is this one man's opportunity to kill off people he finds annoying? Feels that way. Usually you should read or watch the material first and then come listen to our Horrorble takes on it, but this time maybe you just skip t...

Horrorble Opinions discusses the morality of hitting on former students in Crabs! (2021), directed by Pierce Berolzheimer. There's gonna be a moment when Daniel cries out because a bug is eating his eye; you've been warned. When did horshoe crabs become the drug dealers of the sea? Where is Radu from and can we move there? Who thinks that elbows and toes are the key to all dance moves in the olymp...

Hey Horrorble people, today's episode is brought to you by that one weird Folger's commercial. You know the one. We are of course covering R. L. Stine's Oedipus Head. I mean R. L. Stine's Pumpkinhead (2025) which totally is a Tubi Original so you know it's good. What lengths will a child go to in order to escape the pressures of an Asian household? How cool is it to live in a v...

Get ready to spit up some ghost jizz while you listen to our one hit wonder discussion of the 2019 horror comedy Extra Ordinary.  Which host has bad allergies and makes gross noises during the recording (hint it's the same one it always is)?  What is a real devil’s threeway?  How is it that these goddamned truck drivers keep getting away with running people over?  Trigger warning for snotty no...

It finally happened!  We found a Jack Black movie that Ryan doesn't hate!  And that movie is 2025’s meta horror comedy Anaconda.  We’ve got explosions, weird accents, big snek, even bigger snek and cameos from OG cast members!  INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License. Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwi...

Ghat here, bringing you a podcast as insignificant as Wes' genitals in Glorious (2022). I'm a child of an elder god, or not, or maybe I am, and I need your help to save the world. Just open up your ear holes and listen in as Kenny, Daniel, and Ryan fail to see the bigger picture and instead focus on if Wes murdered his girlfriend or not. The OG Charon shows up and is maybe helpful though n...

Join Horrorble Opinions in the bed and let's remember all the dolls that got us to this place. Where does Child's Play stand when compared to other franchises? For enjoyability, we agree that it has a higher floor, but does it also have a lower ceiling? Name another franchise that doesn't introduce a main character until the fourth movie? We're looking at you Stephen's College...

You're not going to make paper puppets out of us, Horrorble Opinions, we can promise you that! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 6 "Panic Room" directed by Samir Rehem, 7 "There Will Be Blood" directed by Amanda Row, and 8 "Final Destination" directed by Jeff Renfroe. Who wants to be a port your storm? Have you seen Prison Break? Or White House Down? Or Be...

When you think about it, why not nuke the moon? Horrorble Opinions ponders this question and more as see our own mortality reflected in the face of an aging killer doll, Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 3 "Jennifer's Body" directed by John Hyams, 4 "Dressed to Kill" directed by Jeff Renfroe, and 5 "Death Becomes Her" directed by Samir Rehem. Why does Ryan...

Told you! You can't keep a good guy down! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. If you had told us that a child's toy from Chicago was going to end up at the White House we would have said sure, why not! Season 2 episode 8 "Chucky Actually", directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 3 episodes: 1 "Murder at 1600" directed by Jeff Renfroe; and 2 "Let the Right One In" directed by John Hyam...

This series keeps going to places in our bodies, minds, and hearts, and we fucking love it! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2, episodes: 5 "Doll on Doll" directed by Leslie Libman; 6 "He Is Risen Indeed" directed by Leslie Libman; and 7 "Goin' to the Chapel" directed by John Hyams. Time cop in action here folks, removing the part where Daniel tells you exactly where...

Let's keep chuckin' along here while Horrorble Opinions reviews Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2. Episode 2 "The Sinners Are Much More Fun," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 3 "Hail Mary!," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 4 "Death on Denial," directed by Don Mancini. Who knows what that cross if for? Is Dambella an off brand di...

If you're bald but not bald where it counts, what does that mean? Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 7 "Twice the Grieving, Double the Loss," directed by Samir Rehem. Episode 8 "An Affair to Dismember," directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 2, Episode 1 "Halloween II," directed by Jeff Renfroe. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween"...

We started, might as well keep going cause this is fun. Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 4 "Just Let Go," Directed by Leslie Libman. Episode 5 "Little Little Lies," directed by Leslie Libman. Episode 6 "Cape Queer," directed by Samir Rehem. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons...

Come learn the proper way to check electricity and load a dishwasher full of knives with Horrorble Opinions while we review the first three tv episodes of Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Episode 1 "Death by Misadventure", directed by Don Mancini. Episode 2 "Give Me Something Good to Eat," directed by Dermott Downs. Episode 3 "I Like to Be Hugged," directed by Dermott Downs....

Child's Play (2019), directed by Lars Klevberg. NOT written nor directed by Don Mancini. Why say you are redoing a movie, but really you're just using a pre-existing name, when the movie is different enough that you didn't need to? Why needlessly shoot your doll legs off? Horrorble Opinions hot take here: this is a good movie that got kicked out the window by Andy because it wasn't...

Cult of Chucky (2017), written and directed by Don Mancini. Don't we have a budge for pants at this hospital? Name one other movie where you see someone in a wheel-chair get it on. Go on...I'll wait. The answer is Monkey Shines. Is smoking weed as bad as smoking cigs? How is it possible that non of these characters are likeable? Should you ever break up with someone at a restaurant? Who thinks the...