Hook Cooks

Effortlessly twirling his way through the kitchen of creativity this episode is a most sure-footed guest—the clever and courageous Dan Last of @DicePaperRole. Dan's taken a break from adventuring through the Feywild to join us in another jungle of the mind, one alive with birdsong and breakdancing. Throw on your leg-warmers, practice your plié, and don't forget to shake that tail-feather, you danc...

Yes, yes, come, my child, into my Cottage and sit down on this lumpy pillow. Take that heavy coat off. Huff the thickly incensed air. In queso emergency, break that looking glass. Gaze into my crystal ball. What is it that I see in there? Why, it's the Hook Cooks off on another fantastical episode into their mind palaces, producing only the tastiest dishes, and they taste oh so Gouda. But quickly,...

Hey, you wanna hear a secret about the so-called MOON LANDING? Buried deep in this totally normal episode of Hook Cooks is a story the government doesn't want you to know. They want you docile, content, at peace with your understanding of the world and the moon and how we 'supposedly' landed on it. Listen close everyone, say NAH to NASA, and wake up. The truth may shock you. Theme - "Sailin' Away"...

What is up, my podheads?! It cha boi here, out the back of the kitchen, ready to fend off time-travelling warriors thirsty for my blood! Don't forget to SMASH that review button and subscribe for your chance to win a chance to defend me, equipped only with a taser, and let's see if we can get this channel to finally hit a billion listo's! Stay peaceful, Yeasties! Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna...

Joining us this episode in the kitchen of creativity is the hilarious and talented—particularly with regard to pirate riddles—Bill Sunderland of @EscapeThisPodcast. Bill took a break from kidnapping guests and trapping them in escape rooms to help us pull off the high seas heist of the century. Ya best hoist the mainsails and batten down yer ears before ya listen to this one, ya salty sea-dog! The...

Hey kid, get over here. You got a couple ears, yeah? Drag that musicbox right where yer standin', slap on some Hook Cooks and get yourself educated. Here, in this place where we do business, we listen to tales of superheroes and magic powers, mobsters and sign language. If I hads me a cigar right now, I'd tip my hat to ya. Words is powers, excepts for whens it ain'ts. Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Hol...

We've got a new episode of Hook Cooks locked and loaded! Let's get all of the hard stuff out of the way first- What are your thoughts on the horrors of war? Has your government ever fired a missile at a blob in "self defence"? Are you sure that you're the good guys? I know at least one of the Cooks is, but not telling which one!  Anyway, pick up that bandolier, throw on those headphones and h...

Joining us tonight in the Hook Cooks kitchen is the supremely talented and wonderful Nirali Somaia, animator and director of @ChocChipAnimation, who took a break from animating to guide us backwards (and forwards) through time. I know, we swore no more time travel episodes. We swore the only time we'd engage with time travel was to go back in time and tell us to not do any more time travel episode...

Welcome to another exciting episode of Hook Cooks! How about a drink to get you started? We've got juice, we've got milk, we've got beer and bourbon and blue gatorade, and we've got water up to our ankles but whatever you do... don't drink the water. Why not? Our three cooks are fairly certain it's cursed. Or curdled? Sorry, this dusty hand-written note is stained to hell. And at the bottom it jus...

Winter's chill got you feeling a little blue? Are the kids not coming to your concerts as often as they used to? Why not join us at the dive bar on the dark side of the moon for a live play of the newest episode of Hook Cooks! This one comes served with an appetiser: It is important for you to know that George Lucas named the music in Star Wars 'Jizz'. That is not a joke. Thank you to Holizna for...

It’s a marvellous day at Lord’s Cricket Ground, and we’ve got a great game of test cricket ahead of us. Wait a minute, this isn’t the Ashes, it’s episode 28 of our storytelling and worldbuilding podcast Hook Cooks! Join the humble Halloween horrors of Spookington Falls as they attempt to reclaim the lost heritage of their ancient town. Steal our creations, build from them, or just enjoy the ride!...