Hook Cooks

Come one, come all, into another episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast. In this episode, for your degustatory pleasure, we have crafted a country featuring a tasty helping of BONES. Get them gilded, get them magneted, get them Eaten. However you like em, we've got them! With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year. Music HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away Cinema...

Feel the spirit flowing through you as you, lucky customer, get to experience Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast- a thing that happens whenever we get around to it. Tonight, we're serving only *you* with a tasty dish guaranteed to lift your mood and have you communing with nature~ We take you to PsyTower-66, a tiny society build upon the ruins and bones of their predecessors, who were also built upo...

Come one, come all, to the greatest show in town, that's right, Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast is now grilling in your area! Get your eggshakes and your poached milk delivered fresh to the door of your majestic observatory! Welcome all to The Eye of Ozymandias, a land of sleeping adults and wide awake youth deftly woven together in a way that makes it definitely not weird! If you've ever looked...

Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail". *For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental. With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for Th...

Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about. In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation! Speci...

Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!' Join us as we delve i...

Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of. Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode! With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sail...

The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears! Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of...

Knock knock! Who's there? Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure! ... Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the...

There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark an...

On your marks, get set..... listen! To this! It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% wha...

We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magil...

It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself anot...

Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take...

They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it. Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna Music: 'Extraterrestrial' by jo...

Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda...

Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of...

Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incred...

"And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!" Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a...

For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about. Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https:/...

Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads! That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too. How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to...

Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild. Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com Music: 'Neptune, The Mystic'...

Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know. Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp...

' Twas the morning of Christmas, and all through the house, not a PC part was stirring, not even a mouse. The headphones were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a podcast ep soon would be there The listener and their crew were snug in their beds, while visions of Hook Cooks danced in their heads... And here it is! Our merriest, jolliest, jingliest episode yet! Pull up your stockings and...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the indeterminate Southern fried chicken entrepreneur keep his herbs and spices a secret? What happens to the galaxy if the spice does not flow? How many spice-farmers does it take to start a revolution? Ahem. This episode of Hook Cooks asks some powerful and challenging questions of all of us, and is in no way affiliated with KFC. At least, not yet. Ple...