Hidden Tea Party

Part V of Requiem of the Golden Witch Get your trench coats on, it's time for some gender detecting! This week we try to track down Kanon's magic binder, slander a beloved stuffed lion, and concieve perhaps the greatest rap battle of all time? Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter:  @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by  Dan Intro and Outro music by Bet...

Part IV of Requiem of the Golden Witch In this weeks description I am simply going to apologise to all Italians who listen to our podcast. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by Dan Intro and Outro music by Beth Read. Monochrome Clock by M.Zakky

Part III of Requiem of the Golden Witch We have discovered the culprit and you'll never guess which 2000s pop sensation it is. We also delve into Natsuhi's baby killing adventures and ask ourselves: can furniture fuck, piss, or serve cunt? Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by Dan Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Spoilers for all of Umineko come fast and loose in this bonus series, so watch out! Adam's solution to the epitaph diagram can be found here . Hold onto your jaws kids, its a wild one today! In todays bonus episode, Adam is truly challenged by Mr 7 to present a full solution to Legend of the Golden Witch, and in a shock twist, competently solve the epitaph??? We also stop by for some KFK (Kentucky...

Part II of Requiem of the Golden Witch (Content warning: Sexual Assault discussion from 0:6:10 to 0:20:00) Continuing in our startling revelations about our hosts, this week Courtney says something that she should have probably edited out. Not to mention we discuss egg-based nursery rhymes, car-based spy movies and Italian-based piles of Nazi gold. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @Yuk...

Part I of Requiem of the Golden Witch Today we begin a slightly financially difficult episode 7! Continuing their season 2 character arc, Rowan officially hates women, you heard it here first. Also we discuss how likely it is that Shannon is a professional assassin, and come to a horrifying revelation just when we think its all over. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Row...

Part VIII of Dawn of the Golden Witch Episode 6 sadly comes to a close today on everyone's favourite Uminacademic podcast. But things still close with a bang, as it's time to d-d-d-d-duel, as a certain witch crashes a certain detectives wedding. Cue the hunger games hot takes as, in sudden plot twist, Rowan takes Erika Furudo's side!  P.S. Chocolatrice we are avaliable for sponserships ;)&nbs...

Part VII of Dawn of the Golden Witch Trigger Warning for discussion of sexual assualt this episode (Starts at 51:14, Ends at 1:06:57) This week we discuss engaging topics such as: Sex QTEs, Megan from School and Which Transformer would each Umineko character be. Just remember, sometimes you have to go to Torture Prison to own the libs. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume R...

Part VI of Dawn of the Golden Witch Welcome back to the closet. Don't mind Natsuhi, she's been here a while. This weeks episode is action packed! We have Nanjotrice, we have Kanon's Drag Race, we have obscure Kingdom Hearts references! What more could you want! Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Our Special Guest Mike's Twitter: @mcdizzyz Voic...

Part V of Dawn of the Golden Witch Also known as Cheese of the Golden Witch. In this lactose heavy episode, we watch a car crash unfold in slow motion as Battler does basically everything wrong. Maybe he should just kill Erika? Who knows. What I do know is this episode contains Courtney's least favourite epitaph corner of all time. Apologies for Courtney's Crunchy audio, she was travelling when sh...

Part IV of Dawn of the Golden Witch GET IN THE BAG GROGE! Ahem. Sorry. This episode gets a little heated as the murders finally start. Many things are put on blast: the British education system, the womb and of course, Shannon's Big Bouncy Barriers. It's a Wild Ride. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by @Nyrenthie Intro and Outro m...

Happy holidays to all our listeners!  We dive once again into the extended Jess Fanfic AU, and discover what was happening in other parts of the house while Gohda had his whoopsie.  Learn intimate secrets about our hosts. Would Courtney smash or pass the grinch? What’s Rowan’s favourite Christmas dinner? Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfb...

Part III of Dawn of the Golden Witch 7 am waking up in the morning, gotta get dressed, gotta listen to hidden tea party! As the love contest begins, we explore the insides of Natsuhi's closet. There's art, art and anatomy, and the most desirable demographic, Goth Clowns. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by @Nyrenthie Beatrice voic...

Part II of Dawn of the Golden Witch Rowan officially did it. They beat Erika Furudo to death with a rock and are now permanently banned from twitter. Where is the free speech??? But don't worry, speech is still free here as we delve into the world of incredibly flexible cheese and Roblox accounts owned by ace detectives. Twitter: Gone but not forgotten :'( Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitt...

Part I of Dawn of the Golden Witch Can there be too many muppets references on one podcast? Did Shannon watch The Joker (2019)? Can we get more people to call her Babytrice? Find out as we delve into our first reading of Episode 6. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Huge thank you to @Nyrenthie for taking over as Erika...

Part VII of End of the Golden Witch It's time to finally say goodbye to Courtney's favourite episode and all the janky perspective it brings. But there's still time for an all out brawl as Jess enters their villain era! Does this make Rowan the reasonable one? Find out! Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by...

Part VI of End of the Golden Witch Court is now in session! An intellectual brawl begins as witches and podcast co-hosts square off in the most organised courtroom you've ever seen. Debate topics include: Is Homocide the killing of a Homosexual? Who is Bitchface McGee? And was Umineko originally written on WattPad? Answers and more await. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney'...

Part V of End of the Golden Witch Huge changes for the podcast! Rowan has dropped their kayfabe and has entered 'Cerebral Hours'. We have a new Jess-based segment, much to everyone's delight. A storm brews over the pod as tensions rise. Courtney, The Witch Of Video Games presides over all. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by Mappl...

Part IV of End of the Golden Witch C-c-c-c-combo! Episode 5 does not stop hitting! After some new characters with questionable outfits appear, we dive right into Grandad's study. Erika Furudo (played by Benedict Cumberbatch) is determined to prove Natsuhi killed Grandad, but Beatrice has other plans.... Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Aggie...

Part III of End of the Golden Witch You thought Umineko would stop now the gold's been found? You have another thing coming. Natsuhi reminisces on her days chugging essential oils, Erika gets some sick burns on scooby doo, and we all take a journey down the sweetpiss river. Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by Mapple#6072. Intro an...

Part II of End of the Golden Witch Content warning for discussion of sexual assault, child sexual abuse, sexualisation of children, and assorted anime bullshit WELL HERE SHE IS, Courtney's proclaimed 'greatest fictional character of all time' and she's a dickhead. She's got blue hair, one winky eye, and she LOVES to show off. Erika takes centre stage this week, for better or worse. Jess takes anot...

Part I of End of the Golden Witch. Welcome to season 2! After a brief intermission we are back but don't worry: Courtney is still fabulous, Rowan is still incompetent, and Jess..... has a really good deal on Avocados? While the spectre of some Blue Hair and Pronouns looms over the pod, we still have plenty of time to discuss Krauss' questionable business decisions, Natsuhi's upcoming divorce, and...

As a special Umineko day treat, here is a clipped version of Jess' beautiful fanfic from our intermission episode! If you haven't heard this yet we highly recommend you listen. Our first Chiru episode will be out this weekend! Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Happy Maria!(Instrumental) by Luck Ganriki

Welcome to our extra-long intermission! We talk characters, themes and facts from the first half of hit visual novel Umineko, lay down our theories, and enjoy perhaps the best fanfiction ever written? Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Intro and Outro music by Beth Read. Happy Maria!(Instrumental) by Luck Ganriki

CONTENT WARNING - GLEE MENTION cw also for discussion of sex, sexuality, dubious consent, transphobic hate crime, death, gore, cannibalism, fishnet stockings, and Nazis. Jess is away, so we watched a movie! Courtney and Rowan talk about Rocky Horror Picture Show - one of us talks passionately about history and themes, and the other does bits. You will never guess which one is which!! We will be ba...