Hidden Tea Party

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Umineko spoilers here: 49:12-50:10 and 56:53-57:24 BBL Route (5th and 6th class) In our penultimate Hatoful episode, we dig into the deep lore of some of our favourite birds. Courtney loses interest as Sakuya enters his woke era, Yuuya continues to make us sometimes feel uncomfortable and Nageki reaffirms his status as the saddest, wettest blor...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! BBL Route (3rd and 4th class) The gang solves the mystery of the blood-stained interloper, Rowan's trope list continues to grow and we all agree that no amount of pornography is going to help Ryouta now. Also, what if Okosan's pudding was human meat? Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ FR...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! BBL Route (1st and 2nd class) It's all kicking off at bird school and we're asking the important questions. Is Shuu really just a red partridge? Can Rowan reverse engineer a visual novel? And are we going to have to read Homestuck? Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ FREE PALESTINE There are th...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Shuu Route It's time for the creepy doctor! Meanwhile, Rowan reveals he's been a goat in a suit the whole time, Courtney educates us on the vore community and we try not to spoil Umineko, even though it's soooo easy to catch up on... Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠⁠ FREE PALESTINE There are th...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠ ! Yuuya Route This week, we follow Yuuya into the gritty world of spies, uncomfortable flirting and jorking it in the park. Also, we learn that this podcast has ruined Rowan, but at least he's learned how not to ruin his audio... Right? Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠ FREE PALESTINE There are things you can...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ ! Anghel Route This week, we discover the identity of our mystery bird! It turns out he's a weirdo and we love him. Along the way, Jess and Rowan reluctantly learn what a chuuni is, Anghel goes to the shop in D&D and discourse kicks off in the bean fandom. Route guide: ⁠⁠ HB routes⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠ FREE PALESTINE There a...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Nageki Route (Content warning for end of episode: discussion of suicide) It's an emotional rollercoaster this week folks. We spend most of it in the library, trying to decide if our favourite mourning dove is a redditor, a socially anxious wreck, simply depressed or all of the above. There's one thing we can agree on though, and that'...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Both Azami Routes and the Bad End Rowan spectacularly fails to remember the name of a single character and accidentally suggests bearing your prostate at a pigeon this episode, but that doesn't stop him finding his dream biker gang along the way. Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠ FREE PALESTINE There...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Nanaki Route This week, we're trying to romance our sleepiest, scrungliest teacher (and ace-aro king) Mr Nanaki. Along the way, Rowan describes his great victory in battle over hit visual novel author Ryukishi07, provides top tips on how to survive inside a chemistry lab, and makes us talk about the Cars franchise again. Route guide: ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠HB rou...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠ ! Sakuya's Normal and True Routes Three podcasters have an extremely normal time trying to stay on topic for five seconds. This week, we're critiquing the world's most detestable bird, but Courtney ends up as collateral damage. Route guide: ⁠ HB routes Content warnings: ⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠ FREE PALESTINE There are things you can be doing t...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ ! Okosan's Normal and True routes Coo coo! (Leave your braincells at the door and join us in this episode of Hidden Tea Party to return to your feral ancestry! Drop out of school, drink steroids and unleash your insatiable desire for pudding and maybe you too could become Okosan's perfect woman.) Route guide: HB routes Content warnings: HB trigger...

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠here⁠ ! Part II of Ryouta's route Is Ryouta coeliac? What would a 26-year-old pigeon look like? Have all therapists really played Hatoful Boyfriend? Will Rowan ever be able to stop comparing this game to hit visual novel Umineko? All these important questions and more answered in this episode of Hidden Tea Party. Route guide: ⁠ HB routes⁠ Content warnings: ⁠ H...

We have a discord now! Check out here ! Part I of Ryouta's route Hidden Tea Party is back with a whole new game! That's right, we're leaving Umineko in the dust and turning towards our new love: Hatoful Boyfriend, a pigeon dating sim. Play along with us or just sit back and listen as we meet the cast and wrestle with the logistics of bird society on our way to finding a true birdie rom...

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We arise from our post-Umineko reverie to respond to some listener questions! We’re taking a hiatus while we grieve for the novel that has occupied so much of our lives for the past year and a bit. We’ll be back soon with more bonus content, and soon…. Season 3… Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Courtney's Twitch:  https://www.twitch.tv/courtneydeworst Rowan'...

Part VI of Twilight of the Golden Witch We finally close the door on Hit Visual Novel Umineko. Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter:  @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Byakumu no Mayu ~Ricordando il passato~ by Akiko Shikata

Part V of Twilight of the Golden Witch Turns out Ryukishi07 is an avid pod listener and has placed several soup themed shoutouts just for us in our penultimate reading! Also the British Museum will now never sponser us even if we wanted it to. Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter:  @_ulfberht_ Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Part IV of Twilight of the Golden Witch We are HURTLING towards the end of Umineko, but there are still so many unanswered questions! Are there aliens? Is Young Sheldon good actually? Why is Rowan's mic so crispy for the first 10 minutes? We won't be answering these questions, but tune in anyway! Ange-Beatrice Concepts Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Cour...

Part III of Twilight of the Golden Witch Bitch! It's been a while! Between the live episode and my internet exploding we've been gone, but now we're back! With great content such as Rowan's cancellation era, Genji x Kinzo Real???, and video games for babies. Schoolgirl Goat Episode 44: Live Episode! We Play Bernkastel's Game Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @Y...

Part I of Twilight of the Golden Witch The Beginning of the End! But that does not stop us from going on multiple Peaky Blinders tangents (please don't tell me what the show is about). We would also like to establish that we are very much a Pro-Milf podcast. Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Courtney's Twitch:  https://www.twitch.tv/courtneydeworst (We are...

Part X of Requiem of the Golden Witch (kind of) It's our Uminaniversary! And to celebrate we go full academic mode as we dive into the King Ryukishi Bible. I mean, the Umineko manga! We explore a certain characters backstory in more depth, investigate all of Gender and compare Mr. 07 to his contemporaries. A small playlist from Rowan to You, the listener can be found Here . Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea...

Part IX of Requiem of the Golden Witch Now you could watch the 8 hour Rosatrice video essay, but wouldn't you rather join us, here, as we give our expert opinions on Grease, explore the womb of illusions, and discover how many ways you can truly spell George. Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter:  @_ulfberht_ Intro Voice-over by  Dan Intro and...

Part VIII of Requiem of the Golden Witch Rejoyce! Or Commiserate! Our podcast is entering its themes era. Murder mystery? Don't know her. But what I do know is this episode contains serialised fiction hate, murder wives, and lots of playing coy. Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter:  @_ulfberht_ Intro Voice-over by  Dan Intro and Outro music by...

Part VII of Requiem of the Golden Witch It's all fuckin' miracles innit? Join us as we finally solve Umineko, or at least read what Ryukishi07 considers a comprehensive solution. If you have found this reading frustrating, don't worry, it's just a prank bro. (Big thank you to our voice actors this week!) Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's...

Part VI of Requiem of the Golden Witch Tonight we extend an invite to Ryukishi's personal minecraft server, as we officially solve the epitaph! Will we be satisfied with the solution (spoiler: probably not), and will Rowan say something critical (spoiler: probably yes)? Tumblr:  Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:  @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter:  @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by  Dan Intro...